It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
We half clap for this. The music is good, so we don't belittle him for the accomplishment.
Still, we're still just so frustrated with his recent behavior that we feel somewhat uneasy about giving him praise.
Anyway, sources confirm that Chris Brown's latest venture, F.A.M.E, sold 270,000 copies, landing itself at the #1 spot. Jennifer Hudson debuted at the #2 spot with 165,000 copies of I Remember Me sold. Dropping to #3 was our girl Adele with 21.
Well done ladies. And as for you Chris…maybe you should remember this moment the next time you want to have unleash your fury. There is only so much nonsense people will put up with.