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55 comments to “If You've Got A New Girlfriend, Flaunt Her Michael Lohan!”



  1. 1

    It looks like she is holding a pack of cigarettes in her hand!!



  2. 2

    "Bernadette is the total opposite of Kate: she is smart, doesn't drink or smoke and is in great shape."

    isnt that a pack of Marlboro's in her hand?



  3. 3

    perez, this guy will go away if you stop giving him publicity. he's disgusting!

  4. PH123 says – reply to this


    4

    isn't she holding a pack of cigarettes?



  5. 5

    quite possibly the most vile person on earth. What a scumbag. NO wonder Lindsay is so screwed up.



  6. 6

    Yeah she doesnt smoke and thats a pack right there in her hand in the photo. SHe looks like a transvestite man!!!



  7. 7

    Doesn't drink or smoke? So the Marlboro's she holding are for decoration?



  8. 8

    that's a famewhore if I ever saw one
    *
    lemme guess, she's an aspiring actress/model/singer/etc………..



  9. 9

    This guy is awful and useless.
    Stop giving him facetime and let his disappear with his stupid famewhore girlfriends.



  10. 10

    He talks like a high school girl!!!!



  11. 11

    "she doesn't smoke" yet she's holding a package of cigarettes in the first photo



  12. 12

    uh doesn't drink or SMOKE…is that NOT a pack of cigarettes in her hand in the first picture?????



  13. 13

    He's so gross.



  14. 14

    I just threw up in my mouth. Jeez Perez, you should have put a "may offend" warning on that 2nd shot. ICK!!!



  15. 15

    stupid. old. pig.



  16. 16

    Yet, she is toatally carrying a pack of malboro lights..



  17. 17

    She smokes & drinks CLEARLY by the photos u post we see your lies. Nice try. I wish i wasnt from the same town as this big! Someone has daddy issues. ewwww



  18. 18

    Ok, first of all YUCK!….secondly, looks like Bernadette may or may not be a woman?…and chances are he/she is not really a nurse.



  19. 19

    Gross! why did you post this Perez? You're only hurting Lindsay and her brother and sister by parading their freakshow father and his sleazy antics all over your public site. Just ignore him for God's sake!

  20. Lumie says – reply to this


    20

    Yeah, I'm sure she doesn't like tabloids, obviously she just happens to find Michael Lohan's fugly face and douchebagginess so charming.



  21. 21

    She is not in shape; no muscle tone and terrible posture. Just another skinny-fat skank on the prowl. Bet she has a copy of Red Carpet Suicide in her purse.



  22. 22

    Ick.. she looks like she could be his daughter.. who'd want to date Michael the Skeez Lohan anyway? Fame? lol Start the timer on her 15 minutes please.



  23. 23

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  24. 24

    She will act anyway you want her too Michael Lohan because you're paying for it. My guess she is a prostitute.



  25. 25

    What does this d-bag actaully do for a job? How does he make money (other than whoring his daughter to the media.)



  26. 26

    EWWWWw



  27. 27

    this man is absolutely vile!



  28. 28

    It's terrifying to know that some women would still go with a guy just for notority and forget about this sleeze balls past of abusing women. Nice pack of cigs in your hand there lady who doesn't smoke.



  29. 29

    I was thinking the SAME thing, she looks like she is holding cigarettes in her hand……………….and she doesn't smoke…………not a good pic to go along with the whole"she doesn't smoke" comment…….what a douche!



  30. 30

    Ugh…she obviously wants to be famous, desperate for it so much that she'll date Michael Lohan.



  31. 31

    I'm not just imagining the cigarette pack in her hand am i??



  32. 32

    Do I see an Adams apple? Shes different than Kate? Obviously not in the brains department if shes with him. The lengths some people go to embarrass themselves for a little recognition.



  33. 33

    Here is a very known women beater but you fail to mention that Perez. It is not fair to target one person and not the other. Stand by over your opinion across the board and stop being soft in the pants. His man is a joke and disgusting yet you continue to post his nonsense but forget to mention he abuses women. YOU ARE SO FAKE!!!! Lard ass!



  34. 34

    Gross…



  35. 35

    She has a pack of cigs in her hand but yet she does't smoke? Loser.



  36. 36

    EWW.



  37. 37

    so what does this schmuck actually DO to make a living? How does he manage to fly all over the place as he does? And why do you continue to give him any press at all Perez?



  38. 38

    she doesn't smoke…but still she has a pack of cigarrets on her left hand. LOL this looks more like an escort pretending to be the new hot girlfriend…now I understand why he has no money for his kids :o )

  39. RJ says – reply to this


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    Gross! What the hell's wrong with this girl? Obviously she doesn't read the tabloids or she'd know better.



  40. 40

    The shit people do for attention.



  41. 41

    He's as mature as a 3 year old. He's a butt hurt little boy trying to slap it to Kate. But ends up looking like an ass. This one of course hates tabloids but yet here's photo proof of her hatred. WTF? Marlboro lights? He didn't pay her enough for a full lip lock.



  42. 42

    If he likes the fact that she hates tabloids, then why is he exploiting her?



  43. 43

    Please just stop giving this a-hole publicity. Make him go away!!!!!!!!! Gross Garbage!



  44. 44

    Can you say "The Crying Game?" - That's a MAN!



  45. 45

    Riiiight Michael. Like this will help you win over your kids to you. This has to be one of the most pathetic people on the planet. Can anyone blame Lindsay for being messed up??



  46. 46

    Sure she hates tabloids but poses for the paps. Kissing this douche is proof that she is on drugs.



  47. 47

    How does this old turd get any woman interested in him.



  48. 48

    Gee didn't he just get arrested for domestic violence. He is such a scumbag.

  49. @v@ says – reply to this


    49

    If she's smart, it means the poor guy is probably being worked, notorious celeb that he is. If she was really smart, she'd clear a wide berth. So, she just carries HIS smokes around for him, then?

  50. @v@ says – reply to this


    50

    OMG./ Which is it? He 'still loves Dina' in the press, while on the other hand he's allegedly going berserk at his girlfriend Kate Major while she packs her stuff because he doesn't want HER to leave; while on the third hand he's picking up a nurse named Bernadette on a beach. He needs to just hang with Sheen full time and get it over with.



  51. 51

    I would rather look at a horse's ass than Michael Lohan's face.



  52. 52

    Disgusting.



  53. 53

    I'm glad everyone else caught that she is holding a pack of cigarettes!



  54. 54

    Micheal Lohans alleged new girl friend "Bernadette Catan" is not a nurse, but rather a $4.50 server at Asia Bay Sushi Restaurant in Fort Lauderdale Florida. She was previously a Hooters Girl and worked as a hostess in some Ft. Lauderdale Night Clubs. She has been seen out on the town, plastered drunk at many Ft. Lauderdale & Miami Night Clubs. She recently broke up with her Doctor Boyfriend that paid for her to relocate to Florida from Las Vegas., and is out on the town, seen with another guy every night.
    Far from an angel, she is a a party girl, that drinks excessively, and does use Cocaine and other drugs. She was seen on Ft Lauderdale Beach this weekend, sucking face with some guy, and partying.
    Good Luck to Michael Logan. Better use a condom!

  55. Gigs says – reply to this


    55

    Like another person already mentioned in the comments, this girl Bernadette is NO nurse. She was a waitress at Asia Bay Sushi Restaurant, in Las Olas Fort Lauderdale (amazing restaurant). She was a waitress and a bad one! She is also a smoker and a drinker! Obviously so hungry for fame that she would associate herself with someone like Michael Lohan, yuck!