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Take That, Bravo! South African Network Launching Porn Star Reality Show!

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Keep your housewives! They're so last season!

Calling all goddesses! Word is that a new reality show is being developed in South Africa that will search from the best porn star around.

Do we have your attention, Charlie Sheen?

Aptly-titled South America's Next Top Porn Star, contestants will, yes, compete in sexual competitions so that they might be crowned world's "perfect porn star".

Have no fear - producers promise that condoms will be kept around by the bucket load and every contestant must prove that they are HIV and STI free before competing. The prize for one lucky (unlucky?) man and woman will be some money left on the nightstand and a role for each in Hustler’s final film of 2011.

That just sounds….WHY???

We're dumbfounded! Remember when starring in porn was a joke and shameful and something you hoped to God your mother wouldn't find out about??? What is this world coming too?!

We swear, if CBS picks this up for its Monday night line-up, we will have officially lost faith in humanity!

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25 comments to “Take That, Bravo! South African Network Launching Porn Star Reality Show!”



  1. 1

    OMG for the first time I agree with Perez, I have lost faith in humanity and all morals in this universe have all been long gone. sad day…



  2. 2

    Remember when it was shameful to be gay and peeps hide it from their parents….well, that's what happens when moral boundaries are crossed….it is like a snowball effect….the world ain't what it was!



  3. 3

    that is disgusting.



  4. 4

    Re: DonnaMartin – yes it is still very shamefull for some. Anyways there is nothing wrong with being gay i think, but most gays are so PROMISCous OMG they would fuck a whole city if they wanted to, disgusting, and no am not a homophobe as that will be the come back answer. Gays are super promis and would fuck anything with a dick and balls and cum at the end…disgusting i know but it is truth



  5. 5

    GO 'FUCK' YOURSELF PEREZ! Porn actors are people too.



  6. 6

    hypocrite much??? yeah, and that's why you kiss jenna jameson's ass, and post about her like's she's made some huge contribution to society. she's delusional that she's still relevant??? hello. all she's known for now is screwing w/her scary overly-plastic-surgery face. wherever she was at in 2006 w/the cosmetic stuff should have stopped there. hope she pays her retoucher well!



  7. 7

    Wow, to think there is something socially lower than this website.



  8. 8

    So you think you can f***



  9. 9

    South Africa? Are you sure?? S America and S Africa are two different places.



  10. 10

    The original story has been removed, so me thinks it was either a spoof/hack job. If it were real, it would likely blow [pardon the pun].
    Seriously, what is there left to do in porn? When you have girls taking 3 dicks at a time, in one orifice, the other stuffed with an assortment of toys, and guys lined up to get jerked and sucked on the other end, there is little shock value left.



  11. 11

    I hate to say it, but it kinda sounds like a cash cow. If the US had a strictly rated X channel that even hosted reality shows, people would go crazy for it. I mean seriously it would make a fortune. I would even watch it just to see it. Gotta run, gotta call my bookie.



  12. 12

    Re: diamondheart – Um, I know gay men who get around as much as a skanky girl, but I also know gay men who are constantly in monogamous relationships. Lesbians are also considered gay and I believe they are usually looking for monogamy. Just because you like someone of the same gender, doesn't mean you hop from bed to bed or why would there be a push for gay marriage. Why would they care if all they were concerned with was promiscuity.



  13. 13

    Isn't that nasty Jenna Whatshername your friend?



  14. 14

    exactly this….ost faith in humanity….



  15. 15

    That's just DISGUSTING!! makes me cringe just thinking about it!



  16. 16

    "What is this world coming too?!"

    Yes. This world is coming, too.



  17. 17

    South Africa or South America? careless blogger!



  18. 18

    its a south african show, so im confused about why in the article you write "South America", no opinion on the show, just on silly mistakes



  19. 19

    lol porn star reality show? the next top porn star!!! challenges include *******'s, %$*)(^&$%*, and *$(#$%, plus many many more!!! :)



  20. 20

    If you are a Perez hater, don't visit this site on April 1st. Let's show him the power of the haters.



  21. 21

    Thats not Jenna Jameson, its actually one of Sheens porn star friends.



  22. 22

    Better than Jersey Shore by far.



  23. 23

    Re: DonnaMartin

    You are a stupid cun*t.



  24. 24

    Perez you are the most judgemental person I have ever seen. My faith in humanity will be lost if and when they allow you homos to tie the know, but if I say that I am a bad guy! You are an asshole! This is 1 reality I will proudly watch!



  25. 25

    South Africa?! Although we are moving up in the world, I think we are still way too conservative to do a show like this. I'm sure you meant to say South America …..