Oh, don't act like you haven't seen the pictures! We know you have!
This morning, Katie Holmes was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show to promote The Kennedys when the conversation turned to her darling daughter and personal stylist, Suri Cruise. Seems Ellen also had seen the paparazzi shots of Suri attempting to purchase some, um, interesting sugary treats and she asked Katie to explain what happened. With a face as red as one of the gummy genital her five-year-old tried to buy, she said:
"Recently, I took [Suri] to get ice cream in New York at this place called Serendipity that we go to all the time. It's for kids. The clientele is children. We go in and we are waiting for a table and she grabs some gummies that are boy part gummies. I was horrified."
Ellen pushed her for more info and rather sheepishly, Katie clarified:
"P-e-n-i-s gummies. I said, oh wow those aren't Swedish fish. . . They are called p-e-n-i-s gummies and they look like it. She was holding the box and I was like 'OK, wow we don't need that right now.' Because I thought if I said 'Put that back,' and then she's going to say, 'What is this?' And I really didn't want to have that conversation."
HA! Just the thing a mother wants to talk about with her five-year-old daughter! LOLZ!
Such a curious little tyke! Ha!
[Image via WENN.]