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Katie Holmes Explains Why Her Toddler Tried To Buy P-E-N-I-S Gummies!

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Oh, don't act like you haven't seen the pictures! We know you have!

This morning, Katie Holmes was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show to promote The Kennedys when the conversation turned to her darling daughter and personal stylist, Suri Cruise. Seems Ellen also had seen the paparazzi shots of Suri attempting to purchase some, um, interesting sugary treats and she asked Katie to explain what happened. With a face as red as one of the gummy genital her five-year-old tried to buy, she said:

"Recently, I took [Suri] to get ice cream in New York at this place called Serendipity that we go to all the time. It's for kids. The clientele is children. We go in and we are waiting for a table and she grabs some gummies that are boy part gummies. I was horrified."

Ellen pushed her for more info and rather sheepishly, Katie clarified:

"P-e-n-i-s gummies. I said, oh wow those aren't Swedish fish. . . They are called p-e-n-i-s gummies and they look like it. She was holding the box and I was like 'OK, wow we don't need that right now.' Because I thought if I said 'Put that back,' and then she's going to say, 'What is this?' And I really didn't want to have that conversation."

HA! Just the thing a mother wants to talk about with her five-year-old daughter! LOLZ!

Such a curious little tyke! Ha!

[Image via WENN.]

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21 comments to “Katie Holmes Explains Why Her Toddler Tried To Buy P-E-N-I-S Gummies!”



  1. 1

    maybe I'm missing something - if the "clientele" is children why is there gummies in the shape of men's genitalia being sold there?



  2. 2

    nice try



  3. 3

    HONESTLY..
    The only people that really have something to say about that is the press because in reality people that have kids can totally relate, KIDS WILL BE KIDS….
    It's not so much what they do that is the problem it's HOW you handle it after…
    I guess Katie MUST WARNED ALL PEOPLE….
    I WILL BE COMING OUT WITH MY CHILD, PLEASE CLEAR THE WORLD OF ALL BAD BEFORE WE COME…
    She's not the fucking queen of the world…
    Matter of fact NOBODY is last time i checked. so why don't all the people that make a living off of talking shit about other people use they're special gift and go cover real news like CLIMATE CHANGE or GO HELP ALL THE POOR PEOPLE IN JAPAN THAT HAS LOST EVERYTHING, Instead of spreading more hate throughout the world as if we don't have enough..
    Matter of fact I wish someone would stick a FAT DICK in they're mouths so they could SHUT the fuck up for a change and concentrate on covering real news….



  4. 4

    I love how at 4 she's already in charge and doing what ever the heck she pleases. How soon until Suri's coked out and flashing her vag to paparazzi??



  5. 5

    Re: BELLA blue – You go first and show us how it's done. BTW, how is the climate is Dunceville? Will it be nice in Japan while YOU'RE there helping them?



  6. 6

    Suri's very intuitive……she was buying them for Daddy



  7. 7

    Re: BELLA blue[/re] Jeez, take a midol will ya?



  8. 8

    UGH this child is going to grow up to be a horrendous human being. Another Paris Hilton, or worse. Take the reins, Katey. Sheesh.



  9. 9

    first of all! suri is what…4 or 5 years old? she has no fckin clue what that was. she just saw candy and it interested her. SHES A DAMN CHILD!!!! it's so disrespectful that the paparazzi are making money off of this. katie did the right thing to respond to suri the way she did. shes a great mother. as for OPAL_MOONFIRE, just bcuz she found some "candy" does not mean shes going to be a skank like paris hilton. you have no right to judge a child for being curious.



  10. 10

    I like how subtle she was lol "we dont need those right now".



  11. 11

    Re: April 20th – Thats what I was thinking! What kind of childrens place is that?!



  12. 12

    Seriously it's not a big deal. She's just a kid, she had no idea what they were!



  13. 13

    Everyone judges this child so much! Really, if the paparazzi was allowed in homes across America…imagine the "scandals"!



  14. 14

    You're the mom, of course you can say "No, you're not getting those," no matter what the H it is. so what?

    "boy part"? jeez….what is she, 11?



  15. 15

    Hey mommy- What happened to no?



  16. 16

    Re: GayRay – LOL.I think Daddy likes real ones though.



  17. 17

    Re: April 20th – Exactly!

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    18

    hahaha the jealousy of females for other females never ceases to astound me.. kimberbunny is attacking a 4 year old girl because she's already got a way better life then her… I guarantee you would switch places with paris hilton in a heartbeat.. psycho



  19. 19

    Daddy's li'l girl likes the same things as daddy!



  20. 20

    They were the same size as Tom's!

  21. @v@ says – reply to this


    21

    Re: April 20th – That was my first thought. Hmmm. Here come the viral eye in the triangle theories.