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MaSheen's After Party Puts Small Town On High Alert

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Sheen Hitting Small Town In NJ Hard

Everyone knows that Charlie Sheen's mental breakdown roadshow Violent Torpedo tour (why didn't he call it a "Tourpedo"??) will be hitting NYC next week, but little do people know about the total bitchin' after party!

The party will be held in a small NJ town instead of NYC for reasons unknown, but the town is already pumping up security to deal with the shenanigans.

The town usually only has 3 on-duty cops during a shift, but they know that Sheen is a hurricane of unpredictability, so they're bumping it up to a staggering 10!

We think they might need more than that, if people figure out where/when he's gonna be exactly!

Be safe, Carlstadt, NJ!

Sheen, don't ruin their shizz!

[Image via WENN.]

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8 comments to “MaSheen's After Party Puts Small Town On High Alert”



  1. 1

    Ha! I live nearby in East Rutherford… can't wait to see this #winner!!!



  2. 2

    I'm from the town over. He'll be at the Dragonfly!



  3. 3

    j



  4. 4

    If Charlie is CLEAN and SOBER, how is he going to throw a f*cking party? What a #loser!



  5. 5

    He will be a big ole flop. He is a functioning crazy man that needs meds and hospitalization far away from his poor kids.



  6. 6

    Give 'em hell, Sheen.



  7. 7

    The after party is in NJ because no hotel in Manhatten will have him.



  8. 8

    'mental breakdown roadshow'

    hee hee hee!!!!