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Coming Soon To SyFy - Piranhaconda!

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Yes! YES! YES!

First they brought us the glory of Sharktopus! Then we treated to our beloved Debbie Gibson and Tiffany duking it out alongside Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid!

Now, SyFy has a new creature feature ready to blow our minds with its sophisticated CGI, thought-provoking, multi-layered screenplay, unprecedented acting skills, and a budget that only the Ark Music Factory could successfully work with - and it's called Piranhaconda!

That's right, an anaconda/piranha hyrbid!

According to a plot synopsis, the flick stars Michael Madsen and Rachel Hunter, and involves "a low-budget horror movie crew, inept kidnappers and a reptile expert battle a monstrous anaconda/piranha hybrid in the Amazon jungle.”

And check out what that little beastie is going to look like (above)!

LOLz! Oh man. That is some straight up camp, right there.

And we couldn't be more thrilled! SyFy really struck gold when they realized how marketable these messes of films could actually be!

Who doesn't love creature features?!

OUR PIRANHACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS, HUN! LOLz. Sorry, we're just really excited for this.

What do U think?? Will U be tuning in for the amazing, once in a lifetime amazingness that will surely be Piranhaconda??

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8 comments to “Coming Soon To SyFy - Piranhaconda!”

  1. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Muahahaha, someone's decided that pirhana or anaconda aren't scary enough for today's audience on their own, so mysteriously genetically combined the two into one fearsome creature, and let it loose amongst unsuspecting villagers somewhere and filmed it.



  2. 2

    Love the SyFy flicks. They know how to have fun.



  3. 3

    LOL! I love these cheesy syfy movies.



  4. 4

    April fools day?

  5. @v@ says – reply to this


    5

    April Fools movie! Alright!



  6. 6

    HAHAHA! Love it.

  7. uyeah says – reply to this


    7

    Perez, this is why I still visit your site! You had me laughing my head off.

  8. uyeah says – reply to this


    8

    If i were an A-list star I'd want to be in one of those syfy movies. James Franco? Put this on your career bucket list!