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Paris & Bruno's Vegas Prosecutor Quits After Coke Arrest

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Might as well. They were going to fire him anyway! (And we don't think you can collect unemployment when you're terminated over a drug bust!)

This afternoon, David Schubert, the deputy D.A. of Las Vegas who prosecuted Paris Hilton and Bruno Mars for cocaine possession and then got himself busted on the same charge, resigned from his position.

Like we said, the D.A.'s office was already set to can him - they even locked him out of his office - so really, he was just beating them to the punch.

Eh, it's a good thing. It'll give you more time to consider your options - like what you're going to do when your former colleagues tear you to shreds in court when you have to answer for your crimes! Ha!

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9 comments to “Paris & Bruno's Vegas Prosecutor Quits After Coke Arrest”

  1. @v@ says – reply to this


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    How would that change their existing charges in any way? His replacement would simply carry on. With DA's, it's nothing personal; it's their job to prosecute lawbreakers.



  2. 2

    What no way a white person got busted for "COCAINE POSSESSION" no freaking way Im so shocked!!



  3. 3

    I don't agree with them using but this is some funny shit!!!



  4. 4

    He was just jealous because Paris and Bruno were kept thin on coke and he is still fat no matter how many lines…



  5. 5

    Maybe he will meet up with someone in jail, that he put there. American hypocrisy is priority one!



  6. 6

    "his former colleagues tear him to shreds–when you(sic) have to answer for your(sic) crimes" could apply to you, Perez and your new "sassy" self. You don't have a very high standing in the mainstream Gay community. Thanks for giving us a forum here to tell you our opinions and give you advice.



  7. 7

    oh well, I don't think he will go to jail since Bruno and /or Paris didn't go either. It is sad though this man probably had it all, and now probably won't be able to practice law, assumin he would be dissbarred, well he should be anyways

  8. joka says – reply to this


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    it's not really him being a hypocrite..it is just him doing his job. it's not like cops who speed tell everyone to speed.



  9. 9

    You're the last one who should be calling anyone a hypocrite, Perez. You don't throw stones when you live in a glass house. And just remember this: being hateful, the way you're being in this post, shows us all just how much you HAVEN'T changed. You're showing your true colors again, and they're as ugly as they've always been. YOU are the HYPOCRITE.