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Fire Torpedo #2! The Sheenius Fares Better In Chicago

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It couldn't get any worse, we suppose.

We half expected Charlie Sheen to throw in the tiger blood-stained towel after the disastrous opening night he had in Detroit with his tour of "truth", but much to our surprise, he showed up in Chicago last night, unfazed and ready to wow his audience. According to reports - he wasn't half-bad.

With a revamped show and a better attitude, Charlie made it through his entire schtick without anyone booing him off stage. Reportedly, Charlie cut back on the amount of video clips he used and spent more time vamping with the audience, telling more anecdotes about his life and having a Q&A with the audience via an interviewer. At one point, Charlie asked the crowd "not to become f*cking Detroit" and thus, a chant of "Detroit sucks" broke out in the Chicago Theatre.


Among the topics Charlie covered were smoking weed with his pal, Chris Penn, and his return to Two and a Half Men, which he admitted he was game for, but that those "blood suckers" wouldn't give him the time of day. Then, Charlie added this gem to the ever-expanding book of Sheenisms:

When asked by a fan why he felt the need to pay for sex via his goddesses, Charlie, without missing a beat mind you, replied:

“Because I had millions to blow; I ran out of things to buy.”

So that's what you get the man who has everything! Makes sense, we guess.

He's 1-1 right now. Let's see how he fares in Ohio! Next stop, Cleveland!

[Image via WENN.]

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12 comments to “Fire Torpedo #2! The Sheenius Fares Better In Chicago”

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  2. 2

    I remember years ago he was asked that same question. He was quoted as saying "I don't pay for sex, I pay for them to leave".

  3. 3

    funny that the people in chicago are chanting detroit sucks, when in reality i'll bet half of them are from the detroit area originally.

    and it was a re-vamped show, he used detroit as the "experiment" audience, so somehow .. detroit sucks? sheen's a delisuional drugged up ass who will be dead soon, and the chicagoans are even more inept that the people who paid to watch him in michigan.

  4. gooby says – reply to this


    ya, and don't forget that his first "weed smoking pal" chris penn died from years of drug use and was a completely narcissistic jerk that no one wanted to hire towards the end of his life.. not so funny any more is it?

  5. 5

    Charlie should add x-Gov Blago to the bill, if only to split the ass cheeks of Lady Blago.

  6. 6

    for anyone who knows anything, chicago and detroit are HUGE hockey rivals. it is custom for blackhawks fans to chant "detroit sucks" at hawks vs. wings games or basically whenever detroit is mentioned.

  7. 7

    Quote from Charlie Harper in the last TAHM……….

    "That has to be the worst toupée I have ever seen"

    Not looking so good without the make-up artists, hair stylists etc is he?

  8. 8

    LOL! I guess you have to be from Chicago to understand… Detroit is one of our top rivals…. Almost every event I have paid to go to everyone always breaks out in a Detroit sucks rant….! It's tradition and just in plain fun…. It's not supposed to be taken that seriously!!! Although I don't understand why anyone would pay to see Charlie Sheen…. ESPECIALLY not knowing what the hell you were paying to see!

  9. 9

    He needs some help!!!

  10. 10

    Im from Chicago and I wanted to go see Charlie, but wasn't able to get tickets :( This morning our local radio station was talking about the show and they said it was kinda awkward and weird, but they didn't regret going and they had fun. Later on they held an afterparty for Charlie at this club called Enclave ( love it, great club btw ) and he only stayed for an hour, didn't really talk to anyone there or speak on the microphone. And the station played part of his song with Snoop Dogg and most of it was censored out lol. #winning

  11. 11

    Clearly you're an idiot….
    The whole "detriot sucks" chanting stems from Chicago's rivalry with the Red Wings…aka sports…aka something you know nothing about…aka you are a fucking moron.

  12. 12

    much better people want to know about charlie
    the bad the worst and the very ugly as well as the sex drugs and movie star