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Ron Jeremy Is Selling Rum!
No, not as a bartender. He's actually got his own brand!
It's hilariously called Ron de Jeremy and here's how it's described:
“Ron de Jeremy is exceptionally smooth 7-year old rum from Panama. It is created by another legend, a 72-year old Cuban Master Blender Francisco ‘Don Pancho’ Fernandez. Ron de Jeremy tastes perfect naked with nothing added and works equally great as a mixer. It is the adult rum.”
LOLz! We have to try it!
For a 57 year old porn-star, we've gotta admit that Ron Jeremy knows how to brand and market himself even though nobody really wants to see him sexin' anymore. He's had a lot of cameos, and now the classiest of the classy can drink his booze!
Will U be trying it??
Tags: brand, hilarious, legend, market, naked, porn, ron jeremy, sex, star
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Ewwwww.
I would never put anything that came from Ron Jeremy in my mouth.