Well, when it comes to the news that they're living apart, we guess it's not that easy to hide.
Now Nick has finally responded to the rumors, and his answer confirms our worst fears for the pair. He said:
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Oh, we're not being facetious. If we were all teen moms, we'd all be freakin' rich!
If MTV has taught us anything, it's shown us that teenager girl who have babies when they are 16 have it rough for the rest of their lives
unless they get cast on their reality show. If Bristol Palin was anyone else besides Bristol Palin, she would have a similar story to share. As it is, she's rolling in dough despite getting knocked up in high school, but its BECAUSE she got preggers that she's as rich as she is.
Allow us to explain.
According to tax documents uncovered by some crafty sources, Bristol pulls in a decent size paycheck to scurry around the country and preach the good word that is abstinence as part of the Candie's Foundation. Her yearly paycheck for speaking to kids about teen pregnancy prevention? $262,000!
Yes, those are three zeros. Yes, this girl barely made it out of high school, has no college education and has no life experience except giving birth at a young age. Yet, she is making more money than most us will see in our lifetimes. Teachers sure as hell don't make that much. Neither do nurses or police officers or fire men and women.
Anyone else seeing something really wrong with this scenario? And what, may we ask, is she doing with all that money she's raking in? Is any of it going back into the system? Is any of it being donated to clinics or health programs in public schools or anything like that?
Do tell us, Bristol. We'd be delighted to hear.
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