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The DMV Doesn't Care Who You Are, Jessica Simpson!

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Oh, man! This must have been EPIC!

We wish we could have seen it in person! LOLz!

Jessica Simpson reportedly got quite the taste of humble pie recently when she attempted to use her star power for special treatment while renewing her license at the DMV - and was shot down by one of the badass bitches employed at the hell on Earth.

According to a witness:

"Jessica didn't want to sit with the average Joes who were ahead of her. So she went to the front desk and asked in a low voice if she could have access to a private room while waiting for her number to be called. The no-nonsense female staffer answered Jessica in a loud, forceful voice, saying, 'Miss Simpson, we didn't do that for the governor and we certainly aren't doing it for you!' Jessica pouted and scowled as she sat with her arms folded and stared straight ahead, kicking her foot. But hopefully she learned two big lessons - everyone gets treated the same way at the DMV and next time, MAKE AN APPOINTMENT!"

Burn! Talk about HUMILIATING!

We would have been MORTIFIED!

But then again, just as the witness pointed out…we also would have been smart enough to make an appointment!

That's the only way you can EVER get anything done there!

Hopefully gurlfriend will think twice the next time she considers using her celeb status to get special treatment!

Lesson learned, right, Jessica?!

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37 comments to “The DMV Doesn't Care Who You Are, Jessica Simpson!”



  1. 1

    wtf is wrong with this DMV? this isn't the governor, this is Jessica Simpson. there's a big difference. she absolutely should have gotten a private room.



  2. 2

    I'm lost. Why does one need an appt at the DMV? I've never heard of such. I always thought you walked in and pulled a number…and then waited in a seemingly eternal hell.



  3. 3

    Why is she even famous? she hasn't made a good song…ever!



  4. 4

    YEA, SHE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A PRIVATE ROOM TO SUCK THE MANAGER'S PEEN. THAT WOULD HAVE GOT HER AHEAD OF THE LINE. HHAAHA. SHE'S A Z-LISTED STAR ANYWAY. WHO THE FUCK CARESSS!!! SHE ACTS LIKE THE NICK AND JESSICA REALITY SHOW IS STILL ON TV AND SHE'S STILL RELEVANT. SMDH.



  5. 5

    bullcrap. it didn't happen like that. i think Perez wishes it happened and is trying to create drama for his crappy life. next week he will have a column how he met Jessica and kissed her butt and then turn around the following week and put her down. and then he will have a column promoting himself on how he is a changed person. what a clown.

  6. Blunt says – reply to this


    6

    lmao that was so sweet, haha i bet it was a tough as nails black woman who said it. Reality check jessica, you shit turds like the rest of us.



  7. 7

    What's so mortifying Perez? You so lame. She should have gotten a room, her face is more recognizable than governors and she can be bugged by people. Even if not, a bit funny, but nothing mortifying.



  8. 8

    "That's the only way you can EVER get anything done there!"



  9. 9

    LOL! She's such a twit.



  10. 10

    If theres video please show it would be PRICELESS!!!



  11. 11

    Um, the only time you can make an appointment with the DMV is for the driving part of the test to get your license. The CT DMV would laugh their asses off if (1) you actually got thru to a human and (2) you asked them for an appointment.



  12. 12

    C'mon people. Anytime Perez cites a "source" or "witness" it always turns out to be false. Don't believe me? Check out the gossip cop website and search for perez hilton…see how many times they have shown his stories are made up bullshit.



  13. 13

    Since when can you make an appointment to renew your license at the DMV?
    I've never heard of that.
    And does Perez write ANY of these articles anymore??
    Most of them sound nothing like him.
    And is it necessary for whoever writes for him to use a fucking ! after every sentence?



  14. 14

    Where is this magical DMV that you can make appointments at!?!



  15. 15

    No, what's embarrassing is begging Lauren Conrad for the chance to write a little something about her for her book. "You said!" You sound like a 4 yr. old.



  16. 16

    I can kind of see where she is coming from. Not the pouting part..but wanting a room or something. People go crazy no matter what form of celebrity it is. She probably wouldve caused more of a frustration for the DMV people. Atleast that is what i would assume and also if this story is right..



  17. 17

    who would even notice her? another talentless, dopey reality show idiot that doesn't deserve any type of special treatment.
    did she steal those sunglasses from harry caray?



  18. 18

    I don't get what is "humilating" about it…she asked for a private room to wait and was denied. BIG fucking deal! You just love to make something out of nothing and to take shots at Jessica any chance you get. So much for change…



  19. 19

    In addition to having one of the most annoying personalitys the world has ever known, shes also one ignorant, stoopid kunt.



  20. 20

    Mmmm…I want to tongue punch her fart box!!!



  21. 21

    Do people on here really not know that you can make an appointment for anything at the DMV? Maybe it's just here in Florida but we have a website where you can set up appointments for whatever you may need done.



  22. 22

    theres nodmv appointment, you take a number. you make yourself sound like a dumbass saying that

  23. @v@ says – reply to this


    23

    She flushes like everyone else, too.

  24. @v@ says – reply to this


    24

    I heard Jess then tried to call 911 on her phone, but there was no '11' on the number pad!



  25. 25

    ok for 1.. even with an appointment you still have to wait. And 2 i am not buying this for a second. I'm pretty sure Jessica has plenty of people who would have waited in the DMV for her while she waited in the car close by.. They call your number at least 3 times.. a txt to her when her number was called could have been an easy solution… Idk seems a bit off…



  26. 26

    and the appointment comment was just stupid..sometimes you cant make appointments or they are so far off and you need something in a hurry (like you lost your license-Ive done this, I know).. it doesn't say she was bitchy or rude or asked to be bumped in line- just to wait somewhere else… Why did the "non nonsence" cleark have to respond in such a snotty manner?



  27. 27

    Re: MissEvonne – actually.. thats not true. You can make an appointment for many services… You make the appointment… (at california DMV anyway) and you go there and you are given a ticket thats different then those who just walk in off the street.. to a faster line.. Just sayin!



  28. 28

    Re: Carla FloresRe: JayyyyRe: Cinner – Idk what wack states you live in.. But I just made an appointment to go in to get a replacement drivers license.. No driving test needed.. no test at all.. just to hand in paperwork/check and request it. If you go on to the cali DMV site- you can make appts for in office visits- WHICH are different then driving tests- but maybe you don't drive LOL



  29. 29

    Appointments are only made in my state to take a written or road test to get your license. But I live in a pretty small city, waiting at the DMV for anything is usually never that long. And I doubt with out all the makeup and without the entourage she would be really all that recognizable



  30. 30

    Re: Raysa Rivero – i don't know what part of florida you live in but here in jacksonville you can only make an appointment w/ the dmv to take your permit test & your driving test, not to renew your license.



  31. 31

    Reminds me of a story I read about Vincent D'onofrio recently, who was in line at the airport with the regular schmoes, and an airline employee offered to shoo him to the front of the line for special treatment, since he was a celebrity, or a star, or whatever phrase the employee used. And Vincent promptly said no thanks, he doesn't see any celebrities around. And then signed autographs and took pics with the fans in line and just kicked back like a normal dude.

    That's the way it's done, Jessica.



  32. 32

    This story, not written by Perez, specifically states that Simpson was at the DMV renewing her license.
    - I still never heard of making an appt. to renew a license.
    -Why the fuck would she waste her time by doing that when she could have renewed it online?
    -Bullshit story.



  33. 33

    LOL…and Im sure the DMV clerks name was Monifa!!!
    lmao



  34. 34

    Yeah she shouldn't get a private room, famous people should learn how to sit and interact with normal working people, which she will be soon. How does she still have money, her reality show was over ages ago, her songs don't sell I am confused, get ready for work Simpson you wont have a private room there lol.



  35. 35

    OMg what a snob!



  36. 36

    What a dumb slut! This is the same girl who has a show on tv about being grounded?



  37. 37

    Re: MsJules – I can understand where the people are coming from. I live in Illinois and they do not make appointments. You tell them what you are there for, wait like 2 hours, and then go to a counter. Its annoying but they do not give you the option of appointments