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You Were Born Evolved This Way! Archaeologists Find First Gay Caveman

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What? You didn't think guys were into each other waaaaaay back in the day?

A male body, dating back to between 2900-2500 BC was found in the Czech Republic, buried in the same fashion as women of the "Corded Ware culture in the Copper Age."

Here's what archaeologist Kamila Remisova Vesinova had to say about it:

"From history and ethnology, we know that people from this period took funeral rites very seriously so it is highly unlikely that this positioning was a mistake. Far more likely is that he was a man with a different sexual orientation, homosexual or transsexual."

More from archaeologist Katerina Semradova:

"What we see here doesn't add up to traditional Corded Ware cultural norms. The grave in Terronska Street in Prague 6 is interred on its left side with the head facing the West. An oval, egg-shaped container usually associated with female burials was also found at the feet of the skeleton. None of the objects that usually accompany male burials such as weapons, stone battle axes and flint knives were found in the grave."

Pret-ty inneresting. Wonder if they'll find any other male bodies buried in a similar fashion.

Do U think the first homosexual caveman has been found? Or do U think he was buried that way for another reason?

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71 comments to “You Were Born Evolved This Way! Archaeologists Find First Gay Caveman”



  1. 1

    U really are one of the most vile human beings EVER! U are not a celebrity. U are a part of this trash culture that is ruining our society. I wonder how many times U made Rumer Willis cry? I don't believe U will ever really change. It is dispicable for a grown adult male to call a teenaged girl ugly. U will never be forgiven for the humiliation that child must have gone through. Everytime I see a "celebrity" talking to U, I mark them off my list. I have never, nor will I ever buy or download music by Lady Gaga, Katy Perry or anyone who actual has talent that supports an insecure, self-hating, bullying, ass-kissing, delusional, narcissistic, ego maniac like U! U actual believe U are having a positive impact on our society? U epitomize everything that is wrong in this "just add water" celebrity society gone insane! Paul Rudd would not waste his time reading your tacky ass blog. People having been requesting donations made to a charity in lieu of gifts since before U were born, Psycho! Your family should be ashamed of the horrible bully you've become. Pure Trash! Oh, and just because someone doesn't like Gaga, GLEE, or anything else U love soooooo much does not make them homophobic or a hater. There is a difference between being a hater and actually having class and taste, and Perez, U have neither!!!



  2. 2

    I feel like that's definitely reaching. We can't even 100% accurately speculate on what dinosaurs may have looked like…how could we ever know anything about the sexuality of a human who's been dead for so long. I mean, I'm sure homosexual relationships existed (I know they existed in ancient Greece), but identifying this one body as gay with next to nothing to support that? Weak science. Weak.



  3. 3

    well there you have it, he wasn't facing west so he must be gay. rock solid proof. HA!



  4. 4

    tranny caveman!? haha thats crazy



  5. 5

    FUCK YOU,PEREZ!
    This is disturbing, you are disturbing!!
    Seek help, you sick, asshole!!
    NOBOY is born gay, homosexuality is a choise, a WRONG choice!!



  6. 6

    Re: S. in Colorado – Hahaha



  7. 7

    OF COURSE MARIO WOULD POST THIS SHIT



  8. 8

    way to promote gay stereotypes. gay men do not habitually dress as women, transvestites are usually straight. whether someone was buried in or wearing clothes that do not match their sex has nothing whatsoever to do with their sexual orientation.
    I suggest you do some reading on the subject of the 'two spirited' people found in North American Indian cultures.
    For a gay man you are remarkably ignorant about gay issues.



  9. 9

    Re: S. in Colorado
    AND YET…….here YOU are!



  10. 10

    Re: Bibety Bobety Boo – I think homosexuality is a choise, in some cases, but a WRONG choice? Nah . . . Religion is Wrong choice !



  11. 11

    Holy grasping for straws batman!



  12. 12

    Holy grasping AT straws, Batman!



  13. 13

    Re: Bibety Bobety Boo
    Why do YOU come here? You have a choice not to?



  14. 14

    Re: Bibety Bobety Boo – if you hate gays so much why are you wasting your time commenting on a celebrity blog site which is written by a gay man? How about you do something better with your life. Sorry you were ever born. People who spread hate like you are the problem in this world today



  15. 15

    ummm…..2900 BC does not constitute a caveman. Hello?



  16. 16

    OMG, how fucking ridiculous!



  17. 17

    No battle axes or knives? What did they find? A feather duster and a powder puff?



  18. 18

    he could have been buried like that for any number of reasons. maybe he did something wrong, and they buried him "like a woman" to shame him or something. i don't know what women's rights were like back then but if women were considered weak, maybe this was a punishment of sorts.



  19. 19

    Re: Bibety Bobety Boo

    shut the fuck up republican retard puke.

    go fuck yourself with a crucifix and suck on huckabees dick.



  20. 20

    Re: glamourextra
    Trannys are usually straight? I doubt that. Cross dressers are often straight.



  21. 21

    I can't believe that people still advertise with you, considering your sick obsession with gay and the fact that most people come here only to roast your sorry ass. Only someone not getting any would post this much crap about sexuality; your dick obsession is officially OLD. You really ARE one of the most vile people EVER. Your mother applauds you because she benefits; if I were your mother, I'd beat your ass every day until you straightened up. You're WORTHLESS. Now post this, you nutless freak.



  22. 22

    it's interesting that people label this discovery like this because labels based upon sexual orientation are mostly due in part to society. if you look at ancient greek/roman cultures and other cultures like it, there weren't labels like homosexual, heterosexual, transsexual, etc. its perfectly likely that same-sex relations existed in the first human beings, but the attitudes towards those relations change with time and behavioral environment. if the man was buried like this because he was homosexual or transsexual, the burial seems to celebrate his life and the way he lived it. history is history though, and any conclusions about the man's sexuality will be pure speculation at best.



  23. 23

    Re: S. in Colorado – I mean, come tha fuck on. You think Perez give ANY shit what you, me or anyone else think? He makin paper, regardless of how many people he offend, attack or brown nose. Neither Lady GaGa or Miz Katy Perry have true support for Perez. HE IS GETTIN THEIR FUCKING ALBUMS SOLD. Period. During this day an age ANY publicity is GOOD publicity, it has been that way for a while. And he has been this way since he started blogging back in 2005, I believe. People have got to understand that no matter what you post, he is making the money. Your love or hate is making him more bank and as long az YOU continue to post on his site you are merely another contributor to HIS fame.



  24. 24

    Re: ihaterepublicans – "Go fuck yourself with a crucifix"? Seriously??? You are one sick individual.



  25. 25

    Omg this story made me lol so hard! Yeah Im sure you can know someones sexual orientation by the way they were buried thousands of years ago haha. Silly Perez.



  26. 26

    Re: ihaterepublicans – lmao, eww XD



  27. 27

    What does this story have to do with cavemen?????

    You're ignorant!!!!!



  28. 28

    Re: Biebers #1 Fan – Yeah seriously. It's a joke lol.



  29. 29

    So, they've found fossils of cavemen with all sorts of defects.



  30. 30

    Re: S. in Colorado
    Yhat was beautiful!
    Fantastic….love it!
    TO ALL YOU OTHERS:
    Homosexuality is a mental sickness and damned be perez for spreading it to innocent insecure children!
    You are so ignorant.



  31. 31

    While I'm certain there were homosexuals in that era - it's almost impossible to prove he was gay from the way he was buried. I'd lay down money that he was buried that way as a way to disgrace him, not because he was gay.



  32. 32

    Re: rickraton – transvestism and cross-dressing are roughly the same thing. terminology can change according to personal choice and cultural associations. and it is a fact that the vast majority of men who dress in womens clothes, for various reasons, are heterosexual. several studies have proved this. the myth that cross dressers/transvestites are homosexual is a just that - a myth. its an easy myth to perpetuate as many men keep their 'activities' secret for fearing of being labelled gay.



  33. 33

    a mummified gerbil was also discovered nearby …



  34. 34

    There have been gay humans since the beginning of human existence. Scientists found that being gay is a genetic flaw. Obviously in the grand scheme of things being gay serves no purpose. Animals and humans are on this planet to reproduce. You cant reproduce with the same sex. Saying that, I have nothing against homosexuals except when they try to force thier agenda on us. Be as happy as you can be. Just dont preach to me about it.



  35. 35

    WOW! Some people post some nasty shit on here and it stays up without being deleted. I made some purely scientific points and it gets deleted right away.



  36. 36

    Re: Tsinakis – OOPS, now its back.



  37. 37

    Perez - seriously. All you do is talk about GAY GAY GAY ALLLL the time. Can you just report on Hollywood news and not bore everyone with GAY news 24/7 or better yet just start a PEREZ GAY web site and that way you can go on and on an ON about being gay, looking gay, reading gay, breathing gay, Sleeping Gay, Driving Gay whatEVER gay???



  38. 38

    Re: Bibety Bobety Boo – Get yourself a brain you simpleton. My God what rock did you crawl out from under? Granted I don't think Perez's post actually means what he says, but it is people like Bibety Bobety who need to get their head together. Isn't it usually those people who are closeted themselves anyway?



  39. 39

    he isnt a caveman douchebag…wrong millennium



  40. 40

    Re: Tsinakis
    Idiot!!
    There is not one single fraction of homosexuality being genetic!!
    Please present your proof….!!
    Homosexuality is mental sickness!



  41. 41

    Re: Bibety Bobety Boo – Obviously you are exaggerating your hatred for gays because no person that was THAT against gay people, would even be supporting a gay blogger. Get over yourself. If you actually open your eyes, the world is changing. You need to be respectful of it or your going to have worse comments responding to you than this.



  42. 42

    Did they find a bone in his ass cavity?



  43. 43

    Re: Bibety Bobety Boo – fuck off, prick. read your celeb gossip from a site that doesn't have a PINK background that is run by a man.



  44. 44

    Uuuuhhhhh……?????……????…..???………………………………………………………..



  45. 45

    Re: Bibety Bobety Boo – Ok. Let me counter. Where is your proof that it is a mental illness. Because if you were smart enough to get into a psychology class, they would prove it wrong. Oh and yeah you really need to learn how to put sentences together because you claim "gay is a mental illness, it is not genetic", um, well if you didn't notice, some mental illnesses ARE genetic. Stop talking out of your ass or over a brown book that has no relevance to anything.



  46. 46

    Re: Tsinakis – gay people "preach their agenda" because they are still not given the same civil rights/are blatantly treated as second class citizens in many instances. It's the same thing as blacks and women before them, people had to "preach" in order to get what was justly theirs.



  47. 47

    Re: Bibety Bobety Boo – oh and btw, you're giving Perez hits to his website, which in the long run end up making him money. You're not spreading any kind of message on this site, most people don't even read the comments on here.



  48. 48

    Prez, you so funny! I get the dirty cave man joke. Even if no one else do!



  49. 49

    What the hell does this picture have to do with it?

    Hmm I don't know what is means…but homosexuality has been going on since ancient times, that's already a well-known fact. Not really a shock.



  50. 50

    Re: dlstxmale – lol



  51. 51

    Welcome to the Gay-GaGa-Glee website!!
    =
    All Gay
    +
    All GaGa
    +
    All Glee
    =
    All the time!!

    Same shit, different day.



  52. 52

    Um, not a caveman. Egyptians were building pyramids at this point.



  53. 53

    Ijust looked at the picture of the skeleton from the original article. To be honest, the pelvis looks a lot like a female pelvis rather than a male pelvis (aka, wider). Considering about 5% of skull-based sex determinations are incorrect, this could have been just a big woman with a big jaw and muscular arms. Or, maybe this was the first evidence for dykes instead of trannies. Who knows.



  54. 54

    Re: Bibety Bobety Boo – Either it's a choice or a mental illness…it can't be both (unless, of course, you believe some people choose to be schizophrenic, in which case I highly suggest you go back to school), and ignoring the fact that there is scientific evidence to suggest homosexuality is an inherited trait/genetic mutation that someone can be born with, why should it matter to you? I don't understand nor particularly like the idea of two people of the same gender being together…but that's just because I don't get it, and that doesn't mean there's something wrong with them. They're not doing anything to you, so calm the fuck down and start concerning yourself with more important things.



  55. 55

    what a hypocrite not every one is gay



  56. 56

    I'm sure even cavemen were born autistic, with cleft palates or other aberrations, so why would this be shocking?



  57. 57

    Re: dlstxmale – You win! Best post yet!



  58. 58

    Ugh, I can't with you sometimes, person-who-currently-writes-for-perezhilton.com.



  59. 59

    Um..Have you ever thought that trashing Perez's site won't be any help? I mean, he's making money out of it and you trashing with your opinion doesn't really make any changes..



  60. 60

    People keep acting like Homosexuality is something NEW..ITS NOT! The ancient Romans often practiced it. Ancient Europeans practiced it. I'm not sayi8ng its wrong or its right. I'm not say because it's not my place to judge others life style choices…its not any of yours wither. Gay people will have to take it up with their deity of choice. Check your self before casting judgement on others, The bible does say "He who is without sin my cast the first stone" I'd suggest Bibbity Bobboty Boo and S. In Colorado and any others put your rocks down.



  61. 61

    this was not prehistoric or CAVE times. are you saying that ancient egyptians were cavemen? WRONG PERIOD DUDE



  62. 62

    Re: Bibety Bobety Boo – Then that would mean that no one is born straight and that too "is a choice"? Please, take your Bible out of your ass and live in the real world



  63. 63

    Cuz religion wasnt there to put the guilt over your shoulders. thats all!



  64. 64

    Re: cocoabeans – You have to be kidding me. Black folks have it much worse than homosexuals. If most gay men and women didnt dress to flaunt their sexuality they wouldnt be viewed to be so different. Have gays ever had to sit at the back of the bus? Was there separate drinking fountains and bathrooms because of their sexual preference? Give me a fucking break. The only thing gays cant do is get married. This IS NOT a civil rights movement.



  65. 65

    Re: S. in Colorado – You are the one with no class. And yes Rumer Willis is UGLY!!!!!



  66. 66

    LOLLL people are going off.
    I for one, agree that it's interesting:)



  67. 67

    Re: Tsinakis – I think you should not pass judgement on who has it harder. We live today where times are much easier so we have no idea exactly how hard it was. Obviously gays have it hard, we just had a big amount of gay teens committing suicide for not being accepted and sometimes they are killed simply for being different. We have women who have had it hard by not being able to get paid the right amount as men, who couldnt work certain jobs because they were "soft", couldnt work over 10 hours because they should be taking care of children. Every single group other than the white dominant male group has had it hard. Thats why we need to embrace what we have today because we all have it easier.



  68. 68

    Re: Bibety Bobety Boo – You really think you know it all, have you considered seeing a councilor, do that instead of trolling on this forum because as you can see nobodies listening to you



  69. 69

    Re: cocoabeans

    Oh I beg to differ! lots of people do, case in point you were obviously reading them when you saw hers.

    Everyone, please stop hating on those who have a religion. before you go on and on about how the bible means nothing and how "the world is changing" remember that faith is still an important part of life to millions. people are just getting away with more because no matter what you can throw the first amendment at it



  70. 70

    LOOK BIBITY BOBETY BOO…..PEOPLE ARE BORN GAY AND SOMETIMES ITS A CHOICE BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THAT ITS WRONG…WHO CARES…DO U KNOW THE CAVE MEN…I DONT THINK SO.



  71. 71

    seriously fucktards, burn your qurans and bibles…that's what society's ills are caused by…done!!