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A Real Life Vampire Meets Catwoman!

| Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueEtc.

We're all for self expression, but this is a little far for our personal tastes! More power to her, though, if it makes her feel comfortable and feel like she's finally who she's supposed to be!

The woman in the video above is Maria Jose Cristerna, aka the vampire woman from Mexico!

Here's how she sees it:

"The horns I have are a symbol of strength and were implanted without anaesthetic. I had the fangs done because I loved vampires as a little girl and I changed the colour of my eyes so they were how I really wanted them to be. Tattooing is my way of being immortal, of really being a vampire and not dying — leaving my work on other people's skin."

She also said that a lot of it was brought about by a horrific and terrible past with domestic violence.

We're sorry that those things, whatever they were, happened!

If this is truly your way of finding the strength to carry on, then we support you! Keep being you!

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69 comments to “A Real Life Vampire Meets Catwoman!”

  1. 1

    Fucking freak!!

  2. 2

    Wonder if she gives good head.

  3. M: says – reply to this


    gaga will look like that soon

  4. joka says – reply to this


    yuck. it is disgusting.

  5. 5

    Thanks for the subtitles. Jerkface.

  6. 6

    Another earthquake in Japan, and now THIS…the world is going to shit, I tell you.

  7. 7

    OMG, I would just die if I find that woman standing over my bed at night time!! Anyways, I saw her briefly on Telemundo's Caso Cerrado. She reminds me of Bombshell Mcgee, maybe Jesse James would like her, she seems his type.

  8. 8

    I had the opportunity to meet her last Saturday at the tattoo convention in Monterrey, Mexico!!!! and is very very nice person! is very impressive when you see her!!!!. btw, I work on "Grupo Reforma";)

  9. 9

    I'll admit, if I saw her out on the street I would literally jump in fright, she is difficult to look at, very. But it is her body and she has the right to change it and I can't judge.

  10. 10

    Oh, please. Let's not take the "new tone" thing too far. You can say it: This woman is a pathetic freak.

  11. 11


  12. jham says – reply to this


    I used to think extreme body modification reflected self hatred, but I'm not so sure, who knows? I do find it interesting and if it brings her peace, that's great.

  13. 1finn says – reply to this


    That is Lady Gaga in 10 more years.

  14. 14

    i can't wait to see her when shes 80

  15. 15

    freak what ya gonna look like when u are 60

  16. 16

    I think this is the best that Lady GaGa has ever looked!

  17. 17

    People have the right to do what they wanna do to their own bodies, no matter how ridiculous it might seem to some of us. I have never gotten why people get implants under their skin or get their teeth shaped into real fangs. I personally find it extreme but to each their own!

  18. 18

    somewhere in there i think she also said "Yo eskimo" so I'm guessing she's an eskimo too - assuming is what happens when you post a spanish speaking video on an American website.

  19. 19

    I agree with JHAM. If self expression in whatever form you choose brings peace, then so be it. There are people who mutilate for effect, or from abuses…or, there are people who do it for protection, to ward off potential offenders. IN this woman's case I can only imagine the type of abuse she suffered which brought her to the point she is now. Again, if it brings her peace to look the way she does, who are we to judge?

  20. 20

    Lady GaGa?

  21. 21

    And this is why the world will end in 2012……………

  22. 22

    Damn…you think this girl hates her parents?

  23. 23

    That is what you get when Chyna mates with Bombshell McGee while watching the craptastic Twilight movies.
    Yeah, and thanks for reminding us that not EVERYONE in America speaks Spanish. Buttmunch.

  24. 24

    OMG it is pretty amazing. I hope we won't have to see any one looking like this anymore. Wow!!!!!!!!!!

  25. 25

    Oh look, it's Gaga's prettier sister!!

  26. 26

    Re: Ivybby – No, your mum.

  27. 27

    Sad that someone would intentionally make themselves that ugly. It just looks Satanic. I guess she's been through a lot though so I don't judge her as a person.

  28. 28

    Therapy and some meds might have helped, too.

  29. 29

    Re: jham – I do too. There's abuse/neglect/rejection somewhere in that woman's not too distant past.

  30. 30

    5150 ?

  31. 31


  32. 32

    I've seen her live and she actually seems like a nice downtoearth person (she has 4 kids BTW) and yeah Re: brat93111 – i wouldn't blame you for doing that. also LOL at Re: diamondheart – with the Jesse James comment

  33. 33

    Completely Demonic! She will fit right in…in HELL!

  34. 34

    I want to see her wearing a baseball cap and eating corn on the cob!

  35. 35

    She actually seems to be a very sweet person by the things she said and the way she spoke, and seems to be a very caring mother. Like she said tho, beauty is subjective.

  36. 36

    Therapy to overcome her past would have been cheaper…but to each his/her own.

  37. 37

    When is Lady Gaga going to stop with the shock antics?

  38. 38

    she would make a killing doing porn 8D

  39. 39

    Much too severe for my personal taste….but whatever floats her boat.

  40. 40

    ……………….well, shes way purdier than lilo

  41. 41

    Just because you have a right to do something, doesn't mean you should.

  42. 42

    I have often talked of how I LOVE those crazy chicks but everyone must draw the line somewhere. This chick would give Ron Jeremy a limpy that would last a month. Seriously it would be like fucking Freddy Kruger!!

  43. 43

    Someone needs therapy. Or a WHOLE LOT of attention.

  44. 44

    The hate on these blogs….scary….practice tolerance and non-judgement people…YOU will live happier lives….To each their own….who cares as long as they are not hurting others…Lady Gaga comparisons are ridiculous, she will have moved on to the next transformation/artistic expression….Most people don't have the minds to get her and just criticize her instead…again, don't hate just allow and let be without hate….Thank you.

  45. 45

    It's her body and she has the right to with it what she wants, she isn't hurting anyone.

  46. 46

    This is how she finds her happiness. We have to respect that. What one person finds disgusting may bring another pleasure, such as homosexuality or this.

  47. 47

    If this is the path she has chosen, with a sound mind, it's her own damn business. Who are we to judge someone else's bliss?

  48. 48

    It is so sad how twisted people are sometimes… and what they will do to seek attention. She even admits that this is the result of a negative past… um so don't do it!? Do something better with your life. You'll never get a decent job like that except for as a traveling show freak… so sad!

  49. 49

    do as you please. but she must scare children on the street.

  50. 50

    self expression!at its finest!good for her!

  51. 51

    oh, jesus. she seems nice enough though

  52. 52

    Oh wow that was scary. Why would someone do that to themselves? She will never lead a normal life looking like that. Sad. And Perez did you forget that not all of us speak Spanish?

  53. 53

    This has nothing to do with finding strength to carry on or self expression. It's her way of "hiding" and not dealing with her issues or whatever it is she's been through. It's common for people who were abused in one way or another, who have not sought out professional help, to cause damage to their bodies or try to make themselves as "ugly" and/or unapproachable as possible. The majority of people into extreme tattooing and body modification have some type of abuse in their past, which they have not received counseling for.

  54. 54

    well ….. I guess if she's happy and it gets her the attention she obviously craves then she's done a good thing for herself. but with all that modification you'd think she would have bought herself some tits. do you think she ever gets laid ? I mean other than at the circus …

  55. 55

    I think she looks great! It fits right in with her profession, its not like shes a nurse or day care provider..

  56. 56

    WHAT THE!!!!

  57. 57

    I don't judge because it's her body. As long as she's happy and not hurting anyone, who cares.

  58. 58

    That's fucking disgusting.

  59. 59

    but how old is she? omg.. she looks virtually ageless
    that corset on her, the fangs and falls just all work for her mm

  60. 60

    Baby, you were NOT born that way

  61. 61

    Hey Mario– We speak English in the United States. Just because you're pro-immigrant doesn't mean the majority of us want to hear Spanish. We hear it enough in our local neighborhoods where the hispanics (mostly illegal) are taking over and soaking up all of our hard-earned tax dollars for their 5 kid families.

  62. 62

    JESSES new gf hope he asks for a bj

    she seems nice enough

  63. 63

    Thats actually.. Mortal Kombats, Sheeva!

  64. 64

    Re: April 20th Re: Greygurl52 – LOL at your comment!!

  65. 65

    Re: lenmom – Callate, pinche puto! Llora a tu putamadre, chingon. Hijo de puta, algunos comentaristas en este sitio son tan tontos…dime, puedes olvidar a respirar, por favor?

  66. 66

    that shit is scary…..

  67. 67

    Re: _anita_ – yes, Viva mexicaca, where drug cartels and murderers thrive!!

  68. 68

    aw poor muffin, she was abused so she makes herself look like a fucking freak? that's mental illness right there!! waaaaaaahhhhh!!!!

  69. 69

    sorry but i would have to stop and stare and of course ask questions…… its amazing…. i couldnt do it but its her body no 1 elses.. but her eyes do work like vampires and do draw u in…