Last night, to the astonishment of everyone
even though they didn't vote for her, Pia Toscano was voted off of American Idol.
For those of you who woke up this morning still clutching your remote control and wad of Kleenex, get a hold of yourself and listen up because things ain't all that bad for Pia come the light of day!
This morning, girl was seen getting out of fancy car and walking straight into…the offices of a record label!
Now, look at that face! Is that the face of a girl who feels rejected and unwanted by the American public? Hell to the no! Girl's gonna make herself an album without all your precious votes!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]