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Danny McBride Is Going To Be A Father!
Kenny F'n Powers, otherwise known as Danny F'n McBride, is going to be a daddy!
Not only is he extremely excited about it, but he's letting us know in the most HIGHlarious way possible:
"I got married last October. I wasted zero time — three months later I knocked my wife up. I had never impregnated anyone before, so I didn't really realize what they teach you in health class is actually true — that's all it takes. It's amazing."
The couple is expecting a son, but why not speculate even more specifically:
"We've been told it's either a three-legged girl or a very well-hung boy. We either have a marathon runner or a porn star."
Ha! We think he'll be just an incredible dad, that's for sure!
Congrats to you and your wife, Danny!
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: amazing, celebrity, congrats, couple, dad, danny mcbride, expecting, father, highlarious, married, new, son, wife
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An incredible dad? Really?? Someone who says his kid is going to be deformed or a porn star? Will he tell his kids this I wonder? Lovely. Not.
Re: Lil_MissAmanda – Oh wahhhh you're an ass he's a comedian. I also read an article where he talked about owing a coke dealer $10 or he's going to break his knees, do you really think he was serious then too?
HIGHlarious.
Booooooo. This guy is so generic. No charisma on screen. Why does he keep getting work. Awful.