Kenny F'n Powers, otherwise known as Danny F'n McBride, is going to be a daddy!
Not only is he extremely excited about it, but he's letting us know in the most HIGHlarious way possible:
"I got married last October. I wasted zero time — three months later I knocked my wife up. I had never impregnated anyone before, so I didn't really realize what they teach you in health class is actually true — that's all it takes. It's amazing."
The couple is expecting a son, but why not speculate even more specifically:
"We've been told it's either a three-legged girl or a very well-hung boy. We either have a marathon runner or a porn star."
Ha! We think he'll be just an incredible dad, that's for sure!
Congrats to you and your wife, Danny!
[Image via WENN.]