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Attn. Photogs! R-Patz Has Future Plans To Beat "The S**t" Out Of You

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Consider yourself warned.

This month's Elle is all about the glorious physique and mind that belongs to Robert Pattinson. With his new movie, Water for Elephants, due out in theaters soon, R-Patz is getting a lot of non-Twilight attention, which he seems to be enjoying. But one thing he doesn't love so much about the fame-game is his constant run-ins with the paparazzi. In his interview with the mag, he reveals that he has a specific dream he hopes to fulfill once his days as a vampire heartthrob are over. He explains:

"You know, when the whole thing dries up and there's hardly any paparazzi around–I don't know, in 15 years or something–I like the idea of just one paparazzo coming out and trying to get a picture, and I just beat the s**t out of him. I mean–out of nowhere–when my picture's not even worth…and I've spent all my money, so you can't sue me!"

Such violence! Is that really necessary? Sure, they are annoying and they seem to share some key characteristics with fire ants, but there is no need to pummel them!

Still, it's nice to hear you like to plan ahead! We're very interested to see what you will do once this Twilight-craze has come and gone.

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26 comments to “Attn. Photogs! R-Patz Has Future Plans To Beat "The S**t" Out Of You”

  1. 1

    Prez, some people need a good ass kicking. Some people say love makes the world go ’round? No, a good ass kicking does. You're lucky you changed your ways before you got yours.

  2. 2

    Let's hope he kicks the crap out of you too.

  3. 3

    These Hollywood starlets are shyte. Without the paps they would be forgotten in weeks, so they should be kissing pap ass instead of saying they wanna kick them.

  4. 4

    HOT-TER now! I'd have the same fantasy if I were a star! Pummel em!

  5. 5

    Re: Canada Guy – Hollywood stars did just fine without all the psychotic paps running around terrorizing them and causing them to get into accidents, etc. Hollywood actually "seemed" to have some class back when we didn't know even time they took a sh*t! Geeze!

  6. 6

    In 15 years? Try 15 minutes after the Breaking Dawn Part 2 DVD comes out. He has as much chance of having a career after Twilight as we have of seeing Sarah Palin becomming President of the USA. He can't act, he can't sing. It's not just the public that says that. Critics hate him. They too think he can't act. His movies outside of Twilight haven't even made as much as $60 million dollars worldwide. He's a nothing. He's just Edward Cullen, and that's it.

  7. 7

    What a asshole!!

  8. 8


  9. 9

    Re: meggles – Where the hell did that come from??

  10. 10

    His sense of humour kills me! The guy's funny.

  11. 11

    just a reminder perez: you are even lower on the totem pole than the paps, because you are the one paying them to do your bidding. if it weren't for scum like you there wouldn't be demand for their pictures.

  12. 12

    Re: eyeh8twilight – You have to lie all the time. He had one movie since Twilight, Remember Me and it alone made 60 million worldwide. So try again, loser. And most critics thought he was good in RM, it was the ending of the movie they didn't like. YOU ARE NOTHING!! LOL

  13. 13

    Perez, you didn't write the entire interview which was hilarious and meant to be funny. Rob was joking around. Like his joke that a tabloid saying he was pregnant was true.

  14. 14

    Rob looks really hot in that pic.

  15. 15

    now THAT is a good back up plan.

  16. 16

    Re: A Voice of Sanity – true, but there're many many more stars these days and without the paps, nobody would remember who's who,who did what….

  17. 17

    Paparazzi are like soul less creatures! A voice of sanity is completely right. They are an unnecessary annoyance for everybody and really need to back off. Its ridiculous what they do and dangerous too. All well and good if they keep their distance but they dont. They are in their faces saying ludicrous things looking for a reaction, flashing lights in their eyes, following them home, driving dangerously and they are relentless. They are hideous!

  18. 18

    Love that picture of Rob! So hot! (And it was taken by an actual photographer not paparazzi scum!!)

  19. 19

    wow Perez, you seriously need to shutup. You are the damn paps.

  20. 20

    I would pay my hard earned money to see all paps get the shit kicked outta them.

  21. @v@ says – reply to this


    Yikes. Fame comes with a price. Get an outlet. Join a gym, and while on a treadmill somewhere, remember what it's like for those guys trying to scrape up rent every month because they weren't born looking like a British Ivy leaguer.

  22. 22

    I think paparazzi are a bunch of idiots, but he's a moron if he had no clue what they were before he started doing movies. It's not like it suddenly popped up overnight. Be glad you even have a career, you ungrateful brat.

  23. 23

    As if any pap under 85 years of age cant beat the stuff out of him while still balancing a camera in the other hand ….

  24. 24

    he said out loud what every other famous, paparazzi hounded actor thinks. good for him.

  25. 25

    I have never loved this guy more haha

  26. 26

    he is so funny !! some people dont get his humor >>> but actor musician and famous people go hand to hand with paparazzi>>> i loved what u said about them being like ants