Consider yourself warned.
This month's Elle is all about the glorious physique and mind that belongs to Robert Pattinson. With his new movie, Water for Elephants, due out in theaters soon, R-Patz is getting a lot of non-Twilight attention, which he seems to be enjoying. But one thing he doesn't love so much about the fame-game is his constant run-ins with the paparazzi. In his interview with the mag, he reveals that he has a specific dream he hopes to fulfill once his days as a vampire heartthrob are over. He explains:
"You know, when the whole thing dries up and there's hardly any paparazzi around–I don't know, in 15 years or something–I like the idea of just one paparazzo coming out and trying to get a picture, and I just beat the s**t out of him. I mean–out of nowhere–when my picture's not even worth…and I've spent all my money, so you can't sue me!"
Such violence! Is that really necessary? Sure, they are annoying and they seem to share some key characteristics with fire ants, but there is no need to pummel them!
Still, it's nice to hear you like to plan ahead! We're very interested to see what you will do once this Twilight-craze has come and gone.