He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
[Image via TLC.]
You can take back those ridiculous "5% dancing" claims, Miss Black Swan body double!
Natalie Portman clearly has dancing skillz as seen in the (above) video where Natalie tap danced her little ass off at the Stage Door Manor Performing Arts Summer Camp in the Catskills, New York back in the early '90s.
You can see her in action around 2:30. Prepare to be amazed.