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"Weddings are annoying. The food sucks, and if neither person is willing to spring for an open bar, it's a sure sign that the marriage itself is going to fail."

- Chelsea Handler, on weddings, to Cosmopolitan

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31 comments to “Quote Of The Day.”



  1. 1

    I've never had bad food at a wedding………
    *
    weddings aren't for the miserable single people that attend them anyway………they're for the bride (and sometime the groom…….) hehehe……..



  2. 2

    She's the expert on being annoying.



  3. 3

    If you DONT have an open bar at your wedding you're obviously cheap…poor…and everyone is talking about how much it sucks.



  4. 4

    considering nobody would ever marry you chelsea…. making a living talking shit about everybody and everything. how proud you must be.



  5. 5

    She looks like she has horse breath. Her face is embalmed in vodka. Vagina is probably like a sharks back.



  6. 6

    Cash Bar's at weddings should be illegal. Tacky to the Max.
    More brides need to know, nobody wants to go to your damn wedding, and nobody wants to be in your damn wedding. The royal wedding will start all these brides huge opinion of self importance all over again.



  7. 7

    Yeah, cause it's totally my job to make sure my guests can get shitfaced on anything you please.

    Fuck that. If my guests can't handle beer and wine (which is what my fiance and I drink more than hard a), then I guess they can just go fuck right off. Since a wedding is only about the booze anyway, right?

    She's such an annoying twat. Why does anyone still like her?



  8. 8

    I'm definitely not a fan of weddings but they aren't that bad, geez!



  9. 9

    moe unfunny stuff from chelsea. kinda like her books, but the show is horrible. even worse is her 'after chelsea". like we need more of that.
    so amazing that the brilliant 'talk soup' is on the same network as chelsea, kardashians, and ryan seacrest. why not just put glenn beck on there too.



  10. 10

    "hi, i'm chelsea handler. i fucked my creepy boss so i could have a show on my his network."



  11. 11

    from the neck down she's sexy….



  12. 12

    That's a pretty ignorant comment. Does she know how much open bar can cost? Sorry, Chelsea, not everyone has a budget like yours! I had an afternoon wedding with open bar that served beer and wine on MY dime–not my parents. If the guests wanted liquor at 12:30 in the afternoon, that was their problem, and they had to pay for it. For an afternoon wedding, my husband and I did the best we could. Sorry if you cheap assholes out there think it's the bride and groom's (or whoever is paying–in my case, my husband and I did!!) job to go broke so you can drink top shelf drinks. Sorry folks, I had a wedding to pay for, a Hawaiian honeymoon to pay for, and a new house to buy. If any of you think I'm cheap because I didn't allow free liquor (even though I did pay for all free beer and wine), you can all lick my ass.



  13. 13

    i have never paid for a drink at a wedding..and i have been to a lot!!



  14. 14

    I used to like Chelsea but she has become such a complaing bitch. I have been to weddings open and not,I don't mind paying for a couple drinks, big deal!The only person that would care is a lush like her!!



  15. 15

    She's an annoying horse



  16. 16

    she is funny but ugly… had to be one or the other



  17. 17

    Re: Kimmy Gibbler
    oh yeah, you're cheap all right. The way I see it, if you're not gonna spring for an open bar, you may as well get eloped and not invite anyone.



  18. 18

    Re: Marley Bob – I did spring for an open bar–for beer and wine–you cheap prick.



  19. 19

    who wants a bunch of smashed people stumbling around their wedding anyways



  20. 20

    Amen Sistah! No, they are boring though.

  21. @v@ says – reply to this


    21

    Open bar = Successful marriage. If only America had known that, say, thirty years ago, there would have been far less divorce. Move over, Nostradamus.



  22. 22

    Spoke like a true LESBIAN!!!



  23. 23

    her jokes aren't funny shes such a bitch.



  24. 24

    I hate this woman. She isn't funny. She's obnoxious, and she's a fucking alcoholic. I agree with whoever said that no one wants to marry her. I guess the bitterness tastes better with vodka.



  25. 25

    I know a lot of people who got married and didn't have an open bar and are still happy and together. Just because in Hollywood everyone gets a divorce that doesn't mean that everyone in the world does. I have been up to about 10 weddings and never had to pay for a drink and the food was great. Just because you are unhappy Chelsa that doesn't mean that everyone else is :P



  26. 26

    Well aren't you guys a happy bunch….

    Do you not realize that it's a joke?



  27. 27

    oh just bring along some nips and shut the fuck up. Weddings are a blast, especially if you're single! There's bound to be some hotties attending/working/whatever. Who doesn't need a good excuse to get plastered (and potentially laid)? ;)

  28. @v@ says – reply to this


    28

    Apart from my chain yanking, she's probably implying that if the bride and groom are too cheap to provide the drinks in spite of the magnanimity of the situation, ('sharing' your new life with your friends and family for the first time) then they'll probably be cheap with and to each other, hence the poor prognosis.



  29. 29

    Sour Grapes?



  30. 30

    Re: Kimmy Gibbler – Not onl;y are you CHEAP, you probably have a smelly fat ass that no one wants to look at, let alone lick.



  31. 31

    lmfao love you chelsea!