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Rock Of Ages Officially Welcomes Russell Brand In - But Amy Adams Is Out!

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Damn! Adam Shankman just can't get a girl to agree to sleep with Tom Cruise in a filthy bathroom!

The cast of Adam's stage-to-film musical, Rock of Ages, is shaping up rather nicely. Today, he announced via his Twitter that Russell Brand has officially signed on to play Lonny, the show's narrator, alongside Tom in the lead role of Stacee Jaxx.

However, sadly, Adam has lost another actress who was poised to play the reporter who interviews (and then sleeps with) Tom's character during a rousing rendition of Wanted Dead Or Alive. Adam first went after Anne Hathaway, but she had to turn the role down because she's playing Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rising. Then, he decided to ask Amy Adams if she wanted in, but word is she just turned him down to so she could play Lois Lane in the new Superman flick, Man of Steel.

Strike two! Tough break, Shankman!

Just a heads up - Scarlett Johansson isn't available either. Neither is Blake Lively or Emma Stone. So, cross them from the list!

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17 comments to “Rock Of Ages Officially Welcomes Russell Brand In - But Amy Adams Is Out!”



  1. 1

    He needs a makeover…..hair…clothes…voice….surgery….clean underwear.



  2. 2

    Not an attractive man at all. I thought the beard was horrible, but now, please grow it back.



  3. 3

    getting.sick.of russell.brand. The entire move, Arther, has been shown in the film clips advertisements which is an indication it's a dog.



  4. 4

    How many effing times are you going to get this wrong? Julianne Hough as Kansas-transplant "Sherrie" hooks up in the dirty bathroom with Tom Cruise's "Stacee Jax". STOP 'reporting' on ROA until you've seen the damn show!



  5. 5

    You really should try and so some research into the plot of Rock of Ages! Stacee Jaxx isn't the lead, and the reporter doesn't have sex with him in the bathroom!

    I wish Jennifer Anniston included a little lecture about accuracy in her garage talk with you!



  6. 6

    Love you to bits Rusty. Innn't a shame!



  7. 7

    Yum, Mr. Man



  8. 8

    That officially kills it for me. I refuse to see anything associated with this repulsive and disgusting being.



  9. 9

    He looks better without that dirty beard. But his whole attire is always eww. He only seems like a decent actor when other very good actors are around. So I dont know how much of a really good actor is he, gona see this Arthur movie and check out.



  10. 10

    I don't get this guys appeal at all…..he is so effeminate for a straight guy (not hating, just saying) and his style is so gross….those heels…..yuck….I am all for people being themselves and have a open mind for all, but he just misses the mark….his acting is unique, but better for skit shows…he is not meant for the big screen….but who is really? We only have less than actors to watch these days….so I choose to not watch.



  11. 11

    As for Tom Cruise' bed-mate,; I think that when Drag Race wraps RuPaul will be available.



  12. 12

    "Sources" say Lindsay Lohan is up for a role in this movie. HA!



  13. 13

    Over-exposed, not terribly talented, nothing to look at, and Arthur was one of the worst remakes Ive ever seen. Hopefully, Tom Cruise will teach him personal hygiene.



  14. 14

    I'll take the part!

  15. pj88 says – reply to this


    15

    I think Jennifer Garner, Ellen Page or (if they wanted to go a little more mature) Kristen Chenowith would be perfect for this role!!!



  16. 16

    Would love to watch the interaction between Brand and the very-humble Mr. Cruise!

  17. Went says – reply to this


    17

    Stacee Jaxx isn't the lead role, Drew is. You also have A LOT of your facts wrong about who is sleeping with which character, etc. Stop writing about things you know nothing about.