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Anderson Cooper Vs. Snooki

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SPOILER ALERT: Anderson wins!

Check out the video (above) of Anderson Cooper playing verbal Mortal Kombat with Jersey Shore's Snooki, and winning with a flawless victory!

Sorry Snook, but the Silver Fox got you this time! There's no denying that.

We'll eagerly anticipate her rebuttal…although we're not sure what she could POSSIBLY say about Anderson…

Best of luck, Snooki!

What do U think of Anderson's Snooki rant? Funny? Mean? A bit of both?

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61 comments to “Anderson Cooper Vs. Snooki”



  1. 1

    harsh but hilarious someone needed to say it.



  2. 2

    Mortal Kombat would mean Snooki was there to defend herself against Anderson Cooper. However, I think this is fucking hilarious, but I'm sure Snooki doesn't give a fuck. She should save up all that money for when she inevitably gets skin cancer, though.

  3. mac14 says – reply to this


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    jealous much? how did the silver fox get snooki? he needed a team full of writers to come up with that and he did a terrible job of reading it off the tele-prompter.. oh and nobody have fun! everyone discuss pointless politics constantly!



  4. 4

    LOL, love the silver fox. Good job!



  5. 5

    As much as it makes me sick to hear how much $$$ she makes, I've got to say it: more power to her. In terms of the bigger picture- that's what living in an American free, open market capitalistic system allows for. As long as there is demand and people willing to pay that money, she should be allowed to make it.



  6. 6

    Although I find this girl somewhat endearing and fascinating to observe, I agree on every point. Oh Popculture, thou art fun.



  7. 7

    About as low down and mean as you can get. Snooki gets paid what she gets paid because she sells. If Anderson Pooper can make money mocking others then good for him. I think he is a fuck, a cute fuck but a fuck none the less. Where is Arnold? We have a girly man with loose lips.

  8. mac14 says – reply to this


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    why can't life be fun? why must I always be bombarded with constant paranoia and fear mongering by news outlets like CNN.. or pointless political drivel that doesn't ever change anything.. it's the same tired stories over and over again.. what's wrong with finding someone entertaining to listen to and laughing at their stories or viewpoints? If they make a little money because a large group of people want to be entertained by them then so be it.. if you don't like that they make money then why don't you put yourself out there and see if you can get paid for being you.. Why must everyone be so god damn serious about life?



  9. 9

    I must say, I agree with everything he says. And it's hilarious.



  10. 10

    He is so right! But any publicity is good publicity - point Snooki!



  11. 11

    I agree with him. She's an idiot who got lucky, that's all. She is not a role model, she is not smart and she is not even cute. She's a drunken moron with a show that, unfortunately, has viewers. When her skin turns black with melanoma, then I guess she will be able to pay her medical bills, unless she parties it all away first.



  12. 12

    OMG, I think I just fell more in love with that guy. The interesting thing is he actually makes it sound so nice still, like he doesn't really mean it. I personally don't get the whole buzz this woman is getting. So basically is dumb, overtanned and just .. dumb. I wouldn't count on a second round though, since that means Snooki actually would have watched CNN - which probably will never happen



  13. 13

    Thank you Anderson Cooper! Seriously, every time I hear how popular the Jersey Shore is and Here any of the cast members open their mouths, my soul dies a little for our generation. The fact that clubs pay ANY celebrity to "show up and throw up" is ridiculous to me, even more so when it's a faux-celeb like most talentless reality stars. Unfortunately, I don't see Hollywood and "celebrity" status being based on actual talent and doing hard work to earn your money (and no, getting paid to drink is not hard work. Though I do understand it is difficult to have a camera in your face 24 hours a day, they signed up for it so I have no sympathy) any time soon.



  14. 14

    Awe, no more fawning of short fat round snooki. Oh wait, it's because she's going up against a gay, other wise you'd still love her. Your so transparent.

  15. lolli says – reply to this


    15

    LMAO I can't i cant!!!! lolollol

  16. mac14 says – reply to this


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    Re: kelljc – What law is there that says you can only make money by breaking your back? The clubs pay celebrities to show up for promotion, advertising, profit etc… it's an investment.. for a country so proud of it's capitalist system there aren't too many of you who understand how it works..

  17. mac14 says – reply to this


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    if you for some reason hate anyone because they make more money than you do then do something about it.. if you can't then you obviously don't have the capacity to make that kind of money in the first place… did you apply to mtv? do you have a personality that others find entertaining? If it was as simple as drinking, having sex and fighting then just about every single university student/most people in the world would be making money for doing it…



  18. 18

    "Snooki dropped her earring" lmao. That whole bit was hilarious!!

  19. Dale says – reply to this


    19

    What i want to know is how much does Anderson Cooper get paid to talk into a camera and glorify himself for the sake of news? He is a pompous ass; I don’t care for anything he has to say



  20. 20

    While I don't think he actually wrote that speech, who ever did was spot on. Snooki is funny to watch on TV but that's it. The fact that she got pain more than a NOBEL PRIZE WINNING author is frankly a true sign of the decline of society. I understand her club fees because really that's all she's good at, but speaking at a college?! Seriously? Ridiculous. Everything he said was valid. Snooki's response will no doubt be "Anderson Cooper is pale so obviously he's not a good time."



  21. 21

    Um, Anderson cant "win" if there is no one playing against him, fucking retard. Plus, he's probably only pissed off cuz the sitch won't fuck him.



  22. 22

    How was this harsh? He stated what was on everyones mind.

  23. Bree says – reply to this


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    Sure she is having fun but she is absolutely ridiculous. I wonder if she seriously believes what is coming out of her mouth or if it's just for show. What an idiot. Anderson Cooper needed to say it. It's the people who are paying her to act like a fucking wasted whore that are retarded.



  24. 24

    Thank you Anderson. Finally, somebody with the balls to say it like it is.



  25. 25

    Re: mac14 – There is nothing wrong with entertainers making money….but is this really what we want to consider entertainers???? A Nobel Prize winning author makes less money speaking than Hooki Snooki? No wonder the USofA is truly laughed at. We rate 19th in science and math….19th!!!!! I used to think that we are going down a little every year….in the last 4 years we are going down so quickly it is frightening….and this kind of SHIT is a big part of it.



  26. 26

    thanx Cooper…



  27. 27

    I love Anderson but he's being a complete HATER. She's doing her thing and people are basically throwing money at her for it…so why not! I dont agree with paying someone that much, but I'm not going to hate on her for it. Anderson needs to stop speaking as if hes just "one of the people". I know he gets paid over 2million a year…and I'm sure teachers everywhere are weeping over that too. I really doubt he'd be complaining if he was the one making that much..but because hes on CNN, he feels more deserving of it or something??



  28. 28

    and Anderson you're mama made how much off her Jeans??? how much you say? and your grandpa? made how much? come on they got paid!!! and Im sure you cute little ass gets paid too!!and if not you'll walk right? can't hear you Anderson? yes you'll walk.



  29. 29

    Re: Tabetha Rosa Worley
    He should be attacking Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, they set the standard.



  30. 30

    SO sad that people like her make so much money for being NOTHING.

    This country is failing so much.

  31. mac14 says – reply to this


    31

    Re: witchwoman – have you even considered that whatever the nobel prize winner is talking about maybe what the nobel prize winner is talking about is boring, mundane and purely academic… why should we reward people who are talking about issues no one cares about? If it were something people cared about then he would be paid more.. why are we hating on people who are promoting the fun side of life?? What's wrong with having fun?! Stop taking life so seriously.. "it's just a ride" - Hicks



  32. 32

    well, everything he said was right, but she's such an easy target, so why bother going after her? and it's not snooki's fault that she gets paid so much.



  33. 33

    i reasonably sure that he is most probably indifferent. He was paid to say that. He is pathetic.

  34. mac14 says – reply to this


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    Re: witchwoman – the USA is truly laughed at because of how serious you take yourselves.. you guys think you're smart - but everyone else knows how stupid the majority of you are.. that's the funny part.. the USA is like the guy at the party who acts like he's too good to be there.. while everyone is having a blast you're too worried about looking better then everyone else, you could all actually learn a lot from people like Snooki but you're too worried about looking better then her



  35. 35

    Re: mac14 – Hey, smarty pants- you used then instead of than. That happens to be the wrong word. It doesn't even mean the same thing. "better THAN her" is what you should have said. I know, you were too busy ragging on Americans to use the proper word, right?

  36. ed69 says – reply to this


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    isnt he suppose to be some sort of important war reporter/newsmen?… why will he spend 5 minutes bashing snookie?



  37. 37

    at least Snooki is living in her truth… Anderson



  38. 38

    God I love anderson. He was on point with everying he said. It sickens me that this bitch and others like her are famous for doing nothing but making ass out of themselves on tv. There are real artist out there that studie acting for years an never get there big break the same with music its not far. What the hell has the kids in this country become? Complete dumb ass all of you go back to school don't be like this loser shes going to overdose soon. Thanks for the fucked up kids we have today mtv.



  39. 39

    Re: catlover – oh no, one little mistake, get over it. What they were saying is true. Americans are ridiculous sometimes.

  40. @v@ says – reply to this


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    He's right, but note that Snooki is not marketing herself to HIS portion of the curve, and Anderson doesn't market to her part of the curve. Maybe he could get $25K to show up to a club and act the same way. I double dare him. lol.
    He wouldn't, because that's not him, but pretty darn funny to imagine anyway.



  41. 41

    Wow Anderson Cooper certainly used the "Mean Girl" out of him to rough up Snooki instead of roughing up his sugar baby lover in bed. I actually am so shocked he's spending over a minute of time talking about her or anyone in entertainment. Never found him the entertainment flair. Is he tired from covering politics & warfare? he practically was in Japan which mabye this snooki thing was a break from covering serious hard hitting news. Anderson, unless you can swap man humping stories or fellatio tips for Snooki PLEASE stick to what you're excellent at reporting - politics & warfare - not spray tans.

  42. @v@ says – reply to this


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    This is a scenario that has repeated in every high school in America. The academic kids look on at the popular kids, who are popular because they push the envelope and are scandalously fun. Merit doesn't play into this social phenonema.



  43. 43

    we all demand her and so shes getting paid for it. much better than the teen moms.



  44. 44

    Maybe Rutgers should spend more money creating a safe environment for their gay students and less money on people like Snookie.

    I mean…that kid killed himself just a few months ago because Rutgers didn't promote diversity and understanding in their student body. The administration should figure out ways to support students who are struggling, and not worry so much about making their school look hip and cool.

  45. mac14 says – reply to this


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    Re: catlover – … are you seriously pointing out a grammatical error? Oh my gosh I feel so silly right now.. my entire message was ruined because I didn't use the proper form of…. oh wait you indicated that you knew exactly what I meant - refer to my example of the USA at a party, as it applies to you.



  46. 46

    Everything he is saying is the absolute trurth! It's about time someone said what everyone is thinking. She is a disgusting piece of trash.



  47. 47

    yea, seriously…I"m not the biggest Snookie fan, BUT we can't all grow up Vanderbilt. this has some merit, but also hints of snobbery.



  48. 48

    For those saying that life is not all about politics and not having fun, you clearly don't watch his show very often or know about Anderson very much because he's all about incorporating fun into his show.

    I love to party and have a great time and drink, but that doesn't change the fact that I think Snooki is an idiot who does not deserve to be paid as much as she is and quite frankly, if I were a student at Rutgers, I'd be pretty damn pissed if my money was going towards an appearance by a girl who doesn't even have a college education to begin with.

    Sure everyone is entitled to make their money but this girl is the lowest one can go when paying for a celebrity. Even lower than Charlie Sheen.

    That aside, I clearly agree with Anderson, I mean really.



  49. 49

    Anderson Cooper, can you be any sexier right now???

  50. poiu says – reply to this


    50

    ANDERSON IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! Its outrageous the amount of money these reality stars (musicians, actors/actresses (perez) ….) make!! There are so many people that put in twice the effort and still make less. Doctors, firefighters, paramedics, social workers, environmentalists– PEOPLE WHO ARE ABSOLUTELY NEEDED IN THIS WORLD..DON'T EVEN MAKE CLOSE TO THE AMOUNT OF MONEY THE JERSEY CAST MAKES!!! UNBELIEVABLE. again, UNBELIEVABLE. I guarantee by 2050, the world will probably end.. because i'm sure now, every kid wants to be a reality star (party, make a fool of yourself by others laughing at you, and cash in) instead of getting educated and being respectable in society… it's pathetic. Rutgers university obviously does not live up to its standards.

  51. mac14 says – reply to this


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    Re: NeutralBitch – no I would never get my news source from Anderson Cooper or anyone at CNN for that matter.. so all of the money she makes mtv/viacom should go straight into their pockets, she shouldn't get a cut of that? It's her life that is being filmed, her personal moments, she's the one taking all the hatred from jealous people like you.. but no lets give corporate execs all of the money.. good call .. lets also blame snooki for rutgers offering her thousands of dollars.. you idiot snooki stop taking money from people! How much would that have cost every student there? Like a dollar each.. so for a dollar every student could go have a good laugh.. you monster snooki, how will those kids ever pay that off!

  52. mac14 says – reply to this


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    Re: poiu – that is some communist thinking right there.. seriously don't you people realize how capitalism works? Isn't that what you go around preaching.. the "American Dream" then as soon as anyone starts living it you all say how much they don't deserve it… kids may all want to be reality stars, but that doesn't mean they will be.. if it was that easy then we would all be doing it.



  53. 53

    he's not even funny ! Jon Stewart wannabe !!!



  54. 54

    Re: mac14 – You sound like a complete ass. A pompous one nonetheless. You're sounding just like one of those idiots at the party yourself, so STFU. P.S. No, this nasty disease ridden orange hooker doesn't deserve that money. It has nothing to do with the American Dream, which you seem to love to preach about. Sorry, but my American Dream for my two gorgeous children isn't to be on a show like Jersey Shore and act like completely uneducated drunken fist-pumping morons who show their underwear and talk about their skankery, and then get paid for it. Teachers. That's where this money belongs. Education. Get a grip America.



  55. 55

    Blame society. Crap like this is proof this country is going down the drain. It's even worse he took the time to call her out on it. All that does it keep her in the press and give her an extra 15 minutes. People try to be so judgemental like Anderson but then turn around and give her excactly what keeps her rich..Attention.

    5 years from now, she will be broke. She will be addicted to god only knows what, she'll probably OD and die. Maybe even a sex tape. Being the laughing stock of a country and just an all around joke isn't worth 15 minutes of fame and a little bit of money she most definitely will run out of. If MTV wants to pay people that much money than so be it. Want people like Paris, Kim, Snooki to stop being made rich and famous? Stop talking about them. When you see their coming on a show do not tune in. If you see them on a magazine do not buy it. People don't understand the very basics of the entertainment industry. Controversy sells, Haters make the celebs more money than the "fans"..It's all about the ratings. If you want to tune in to watch her make an ass out of herself your just fueling it. Sheeple..Sheeple sheeple.

    Society has reached rock bottom…The day guidos started getting paid MILLIONS to be guidos.



  56. 56

    I wish that orange, mole-rat would fall off the face of the earth! her and all of those other no-talent ass clowns on that show!



  57. 57

    SNOOKI IS FAT AND ORANGE. THEY SHOULD RE-DO THE WILLY WONKA MOVIE SO SHE CAN PLAY HEAD OOMPA LOOMPA.

    The all caps was deliberate, because I am angered that people would pay such a moron to do anything.



  58. 58

    Well… That's Nothing New… Paris is famous for being famous… Nicole is famous for being the Daughter of someone famous… thats nothing new… If i would be Snooki, I would do the same!!! Partying and get payed for it!!! HA! May he's just jealous, because she earns more money then he does…



  59. 59

    So yea, the best part of the clip is when the silver fox admits to watching every episode of Jersey Shore! YEAH BABY YEAHH!!!



  60. 60

    snooki is a fucking no talent media interloping piece of shit. plain and simple.



  61. 61

    I'm not understanding why he was giving snooki so much heat. A lot of young adults party and do the things she does for FREE. If they were offered 25,000 dollars to do it, i really doubt any of them would turn it down. I don't think snooki deserves any of the hate from him because a) what i just said, b) she's not harming anyone or hurting people by doing what she does, and c) we (the public) made her famous and are now the one's who are mostly responsible for all the moneys he's making. I think she's just being smart and taking advantage of this opportunity and i can't blame her for it. As for this video, i didn't think it was funny. It was crass and unoriginal… the tanning jokes were all over done, and a ton of people have already made this point. Add it to the fact that he probably had a team of writers, and you get a FAIL… not a "flawless victory." All he's doing is making her more famous, and i think it's funny that in a sense, he's using her name to draw attention (maybe it wasn't on purpose, but he's doing it nonetheless.) I really don't get this video, or see a rhyme or reason to it, but if he wants to be mad at someone/thing, it should be Capitalism… not snooki.