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Charlie Sheen Sex Doll Sells Out The First Day!

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We really, really, really hope that people bought these ironically!

Why? Well, we aren't sure why someone would want to have artificial sex with something called Crackhead Charlie. Maybe that's just us though.

But the sales don't lie, and the MaSheen sex doll has sold out the first day it was put up for sale!

Here's some info on it, because we know you're curious:

“The Crackhead Charlie doll sold out in one day, the same day we released it. We could have sold more dolls if we had more in stock but they are sold out right now.”

“You don’t have to be a slutty porn goddess to party with this radical rockstar from Mars! Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and half personalities, warlock, fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA. Don’t be a foolish little troll, experience the bitchin’ drug they call Charlie and let him rock your world!”

It doesn't shock us that the recent slew of celebrity porn dolls have blown up (pun intended, everybody), but we still find it a bit bizarre!

We're willing to bet that Charlie is proud of this, though! Seems like something he should have thought up himself!

Okay admit it, were U winning enough to buy a Crackhead Charlie doll??

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15 comments to “Charlie Sheen Sex Doll Sells Out The First Day!”



  1. 1

    Omg, that's hilarious. I bet that would go over well as a gag gift at bridal showers or bachelorette parties.



  2. 2

    That is a funny name.
    LOL, I can just imagine a bunch of queens buying this crackhead sex doll so they can fuck it and be fucked by it!!! Gay men would buy some crazy shit to stick it up the ass!! LOL



  3. 3

    NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD GET ANYWHERE NEAR CHARLIE SHEEN UNLESS THEY HAD A SLOW AND UGLY DEATH WISH. AT LEAST IF THEY FUCK A DOLL THEY WON'T GET EVERY STD KNOWN ON EARTH.



  4. 4

    I wouldn't touch him or his doll. I'd be afraid my pikachoo would fall off.



  5. 5

    #UnfollowCharlie please - no more press for acknowledged abusers. People probably bought these so they can profit off of his death when he keels over from either a drug overdose or a massive ego explosion. I predict that they all hit ebay within minutes of his passing.



  6. 6

    Oh Perezeeeeee you are so funny. I heard you got two of them so you could suck and fuck at the same time. You silly bitch.



  7. 7

    That's too funny. I'd buy one for 40.00 to send to my nutty sister for her b-day. The website is too funny. Here is what it doesn't come with…..according to the website!!!

    Does Not Include:

    •Goddesses
    •7 gram rocks
    •Tiger's Blood
    •Adonis DNA
    •Gallon of Scotch



  8. 8

    Does it cum with any usable love openings? A dick stick?



  9. 9

    lol Looks like fun.



  10. 10

    okay, this whole charlie sheen thing is getting really stupid and annoying…..this is gross….



  11. 11

    eww LMAO. who the hell would want to even pretend to stimulate sleeping with charlie gross lmaoo



  12. 12

    LOL!!!!!



  13. 13

    id buy it…. LOL



  14. 14

    Just letting y'all know - 69adulttoys.com still has some of these left! I just spoke with them and they said they and Bree's poonanny (vibrating somethingorother) are flying out the door!



  15. 15

    and you bought all of them.