What color is the sky in your world, Charlie Sheen?
Because you obviously are NOT walking amongst the rest of us.
If you're still keeping up with the life and times of The Warlock known as Charlie, you've probably heard him mention a few times that he is in "discussions" with people at Warner Bros. to return to Two and a Half Men. In fact, during a radio interview this week, he even went so far as to say that there is an 85% chance he'll return next season.
Funny thing is, the suits over at the WB have heard this too and, well, they have no idea what the hell he is talking about! Apparently, no one has talked to him about coming back and no one has an intention of ever talking to him again about coming back. With this knowledge in hand, the studio fired off an angry letter to his lawyer, requesting Charlie stop lying about coming back to Men in the fall. In one section, the letter reads:
"Those statements are false. As you know, there have been no discussions, there are no discussions and there will be no discussions, regarding his returning to or having any involvement with the series."
That sounds about right to us - so why are you still dwelling, Charlie? Haven't you moved on from this yet?
What about Winning Recipes with Charlie Sheen? How's about you bring that back instead!
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