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The Madness Continues! Check Out This Kid's BAR MITZVAH Video!

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Okay, wow. Just wow.

For as much as we worship Rebecca Black and the Ark Music Factory for blessing us with the gift that is Friday, it seems that they may have inadvertently opened a Pandora's Box of tween-sprinkled, auto-tuned despair that will plague our lives forever.

Check out the music video - and yes, it's actually a music video - for Zachary Freiman's new instant classic, I'm Zack! (above)!

From what we can gather, Zack literally put every episode of My Super Sweet 16 to shame, because his parents had HIS OWN SONG AND MUSIC VIDEO commissioned in honor of his Bar Mitzvah by some guy named Scott Freiman.

And yes, if the song haunts you the way some of the imagery in this thing already has for us, it's available for download on iTunes, with all of the proceeds going to Temple Beth Abraham in Tarrytown, New York!

In all sincerity, there is no 13 year old on the planet who wouldn't shiz his pants over getting his own song and music video as a Bar Mitvah gift, and he knows how to amp the ferocity up pretty high, so we'll give him props for that! Especially because it feels like just that - a fun gift, not a legitimate stab at a career!

However, this trend of parents buying their children YouTube noteriety via low-budget abominations of music videos is really starting to concern us.

Hopefully this fad will die out just as quickly as Tamagotchis or Beanie Babies did! Fingers crossed!

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36 comments to “The Madness Continues! Check Out This Kid's BAR MITZVAH Video!”



  1. 1

    OMG WHY? Just WHY? Man I can't wait for 2012 to come…



  2. 2

    Too much auto tuner but not too bad. It should be a hit in the bar mitzvah crowd.



  3. 3

    How can the trend stop if you keep posting it for everyone to see? And what is with the "worship" Ark MF and Reb Black? Your first post about it used the word "exploitative" , now you worship it? Your responses always irck me, but could you at least pick a position and stick to it? Sounds like your whole ghost writing team should IM each other before they post a contradiction to someone else's Perez Opinion



  4. 4

    honestly this is the worst shit i have ever seen, its far worse then friday. I do not know what this world is coming to smh



  5. 5

    this must be a joke. if this kid had any sense of how much criticism rebecca black is getting only did this for fun…



  6. 6

    HOW MUCH DO YOU GET PAID PEREZ TO PIMP THIS SH*T??



  7. 7

    if you didnt post this shit on your website nobody would know about it.
    stop encouraging 13 year old who cant sing.



  8. 8

    I saw this sometime last month I think…



  9. 9

    This is absolutely terrible. Friday is better than this shit, so this is really, really, really, really bad.



  10. 10

    I fucking hate you Perez…..really really fucking hate you



  11. 11

    Aaaaaah! I love this! I'm not even kidding.

    Bar Mitzvah parties tend to get over the top and ridiculous anyway. If this was done tongue-in-cheek (and those Robert Palmer girls make me think it very much was) then this is fantastic. And even if he's dead serious, who cares? It's just for his Bar Mitzvah. It's not like he's trying to slip a demo of this thing into Seacrest's dressing room.

    I'm Zack! Stand back! Class act! Don't you wish that you could be… ZACHARY?



  12. 12

    1. Tamagotchis were the shit.
    2. I know a lot of kids have some kind of video made for their bar and bat mitzvahs. I had a video of me lip syncing and dancing for mine but its just for fun.



  13. 13

    And it's happening because sites like this promote this garbage.



  14. 14

    How nice. A completely gay nice little Jewish boy. Awwww.

    NOW. STOP POSTING THIS SHIT>



  15. 15

    Re: sarasouth – You must be his fucking Mother…….fuck you and him

  16. Shark says – reply to this


    16

    dont slam it just to sound cool…do i want to watch it again..hell no..but it is pretty cool…i am sure his crowd of youngsters will dig it….dont hate…i say its very cool.



  17. 17

    Zachary is a class act alright, unlike the losers who will be sure to post a barrage of anti-semitic and homophobic comments against a 13-year old who was bold enough to (gasp) post s video on YouTube. Sorry you didn't have parents that love you enough to make a video for you, losers. Maybe Zachary will give you a job someday.



  18. 18

    "Zachary Freiman's new instant classic, I'm Zack! (above)!"
    "…his parents had HIS OWN SONG AND MUSIC VIDEO commissioned in honor of his Bar Mitzvah by some guy named Scott Freiman."

    stop being stupid, his dad is the guy who made the video. they did it as a family thing. they were doing something cute. it was a family thing. stop flipping out for no reason…i know the kid.. he's not that bad and he can actually sing. so just shut up.



  19. 19

    Re: GayRay – hahaha what is your deal? are you zackary or something? honestly, get over yourself.

  20. Busta says – reply to this


    20

    buaahahahahhaha!!!



  21. 21

    ….WTF….

    That was disturbingly hypnotic…



  22. 22

    WHAT YOU HAVE POSTED IS FALSE!!!!!!!! Zack goes to my school. His father is in the business of recording songs and making videos so he used his company to write a song and make the video. Also his bar-mitzvah was the same week as the rebecca black craze and his video had already been recorded and had nothing to do with this. Please retract this he is a nice kid his parents never forced him to do anything his dad helped him out with this for fun!!!!!!!!!!!!



  23. 23

    This doesn't concern me at all. What DOES concern me is you freaking out and posting videos of very young children singing on your website.



  24. 24

    Another narcissistic entitled little Jew boy. Big whoop. Wait until the real world kicks his punk ass. I've seen it a million times.



  25. 25

    It's bad and it's not good.



  26. 26

    I want to put him over my knee and spank him, he seems like hes spoiled all to hell and would turn his nose up at you. He has nothing compaired to RB!!



  27. 27

    This song is actually pretty good and it looked like a lot of fun to make. But what I like best about it is the message–his parents want him to be free to live his life his way, be bold and make his own choices. The message of empowerment is similar to what Gaga's mother says in Born This Way.



  28. 28

    Come on Zach, you're the peak of fabulosity? I'm not seeing it…



  29. 29

    This was cute to show your family and friends….not the entire free world.
    Very embarrassing.



  30. 30

    fucking idiots, i can not take this shit any more! my eyes and ears are bleeding, kill me now~!



  31. 31

    This is fantastic. I wish I could have had something like this at my Bat Mitzvah. They're always over the top anyways, it was just something fun that his family did for him. Why is everyone concerning themselves with hating this? He's just a kid who did something fun and memorable for his Bar Mitzvah, which he worked really hard for. So what?



  32. 32

    Scott Freiman is not some random guy…it's his father.



  33. 33

    cute video for a kid….leave him alone and get on with your lives please….



  34. 34

    Was this also his coming out video? He likes to listen to Hairspray and eat "hot dogs"?

  35. wowoh says – reply to this


    35

    okay i know him and he worked a lot on it so ya



  36. 36

    Pumpkinhead is pandering to his jewish owners once again.