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Joran Van Der Sloot Laughs Off Accusation Of Prison Stabbings

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joran van der sloot laughs off prison stabbing accusations

Of course this monster would laugh about something so serious!

As a reminder, Joran van der Sloot is in jail for a first-degree murder charge in the death of Stephany Ramirez Flores, and he is the prime suspect in the Natalee Holloway disappearance case.

Earlier this week, Van der Sloot was accused of stabbing three fellow inmates in his Peruvian jail, and given his violent history, it definitely seemed like it could be true.

Now, Joran's lawyer Maximo Altez Navarro is saying that his client "burst out laughing" after hearing the new accusations against him.

Here's what Navarro had to say about it:

“Joran is doing okay – he burst out laughing when I told him about the story."

“The truth is he gets on with the other inmates and prison officers – he is the most famous prisoner in Peru. He is even teaching the other inmates and prisoners English and he is quite popular actually."

“These stories are only coming-out to discredit him because of the cases he is involved with. Joran is a good guy. He goes to church and likes to exercise and read while he regularly talks with his mother on the phone."

“He is not even housed with the general prison population; he’s kept with five other prisoners in a special unit where he has his own cell.”

He's a good guy? Sorry, we're not buying that, and we're still not convinced that he had nothing to do with these stabbings.

Guess we'll see what happens, but we don't trust Joran one bit, and we still believe he is a monster.

[Image via AP Images.]

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16 comments to “Joran Van Der Sloot Laughs Off Accusation Of Prison Stabbings”



  1. 1

    He is good looking.



  2. 2

    FAT BOY IS A MORON… JUST CUZ RUMORS START AGAINST PEEPS WHO'VE DONE BAD THINGS DOESNT NECESSARILY MEAN IT'S TRUE JUST LIKE SHIT SAID AGAINST GOOD PEEPS DOESNT MEAN IT'S FALSE. GET REALZ!! NEXT…



  3. 3

    i believe in the whole "innocent until proven guilty," but this guy really is a piece of shit.

  4. Merab says – reply to this


    4

    why not just forget about his existence?
    what´s the point of writing about him now and about what he´s doing ?



  5. 5

    HE IS SOOOOOO FUCKING HOT! I'D HIT THAT AND SUCK AND DRAIN IT TOO!!!



  6. 6

    so the homicidal little dutch boy's going around stabbing people in peruvian prison? shit, this goon's a survivor. or a psycho. probably both.



  7. 7

    WHY is this garbage on this site?



  8. 8

    “He is not even housed with the general prison population; he’s kept with five other prisoners in a special unit where he has his own cell.”…..yeah it's called SEGREGATION!!!



  9. 9

    so he's "popular" with the um…five other guys he's housed with?



  10. 10

    he's kinda hot



  11. 11

    At first it seems he is kinda hot but upon closer inspection he has a melon head, deep set eyes and pig nose. Kind of like….at first he seems like a nice guy but upon closer inspection he is actually a psychopath. I can completely believe that he goes to church, talks to mom and does normal things like read and exercise. That's b/c he thinks he is good and normal. It's just that he also thinks its normal to cold-bloodedly kill weaker people for whatever he wants.



  12. 12

    Happy to know that he is popular with the other inmates. No surprise. You've seen his bum?



  13. 13

    Joran News Update: When asked what caused the prison confrontation, Van der Sloot claims to have become enraged when he discovered that one of the other inmates had reading a news article about the Natalie Holloway case without his permission. In a similar twist of fate, the inmate who received emergency medical care had apparently once seen a TV news report about Joran. The third stabbing victim was chosen according to van der Sloot, "just because I like odd numbers". Maximo Altez, Joran van der Sloot's attorney immediately filed a petition claiming his client was provoked to use deadly force due to a sudden case of violent emotions, temporary insanity and prison morning breath. He asked that his client be released immediately.



  14. 14

    VanderSluts going to get his. He can laugh all he wants. His will come by a friend who is laughing with him. And hopefully he'l suffer just like it looks like Natalie did.
    Its unusual, nobody knew Natalie before any of this. Now she has the whole world loving her, and wishing her prayers, and her family well



  15. 15

    Re: diamondheartRe: diamondheart – He is not good looking, and who are you comparing him to, a horses rear. Jimmy durentee While some of this stuff is funny alot of it is very fugar. You go Peraz for whatever crown that gets you doll. My femenen ways or whatever lol. But Van Dar Sloot will get stabbed in prison, cause they don't play with punks like him, Good Day PerezHilton



  16. 16

    He may be guilty of murder but we also know how the press likes to make things up. It's pretty obvious from his last prison interview that he is doing quite well in prison. Personally, I don't believe the stabbing stories - of course that doesn't take away from the fact that he's a murderous sociopath!