Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Well, who doesn't?! HA!
Simon joked that if they did hire Mariah as a judge, they'd have to move the show to a "maternity unit," which we aren't sure why he thinks that is a bad thing - we know we'd watch! (We kid, we kid.) However, even though Mariah is out of the race for a judges spot on X Factor, Simon reveals that the decision is "getting close" to be made on the other two.
Thank goodness. We're just dying to know. It's getting slightly unbearable, all this waiting!!!
But yay for MiMi being part of the show in some capacity. We would have loved her as a judge, but quite frankly, we would rather see her pushing a stroller than pushing people off stage, you know?
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