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Coming To A Theater Near You!

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New munchies!!!

If you were lucky enough to go to CinemaCon a few weeks ago, you weren't just exposed to all the hottest movies coming out this year - you were given a rare look at what new goodies will be stocking the candy counters at movie theater concession stands everywhere.

Aaaah-mazing! Let's see what we've got:

Sour Punch - brought to you by Zack Snyder, these little tarts claim to pack a punch of flavor, but really just leave you uncomfortable for like two hours and wondering why Vanessa Hudgen's boyfriend endorses them

Grapevines - Marvin Gaye would've really liked these, if he'd heard about them through some channel

Dippin' Candy - Like Dippin' Dots ice cream, without the brain freeze and twice the calories (we imagine)

Cupcake Bites - Don't bother looking for these. We've already bought out the stores! YUM!!!

Which of these new candies do U think you'll sample next time U see a flick?

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9 comments to “Coming To A Theater Near You!”



  1. 1

    I never buy snacks at the movies. They're SO expensive! I haul in my big purse packed with snacks for all of us. Bottled water with flavor packs. These days it costs a SMALL fortune to take a family of four to the movies.



  2. 2

    grape vines, hell yes!



  3. 3

    Re: Dawn Moody – Exactly! It's bad enough they're charging almost $20 to see a damn movie, then they want you to pay $5 for a box of snocaps? Get real.

    Mmmm Sno Caps



  4. 4

    Re: Dawn Moody
    I know, it's ridiculous! I remember reallllly wanting a bottle of water at the theater once and it was more expensive than the bottles of pop. That doesn't even make sense.

  5. rcs says – reply to this


    5

    You're a fat ass, good job calling vhudge a sour tart and why isn't this on that dumb fitperez? I don't really want to read this over here either…..Just because you use it to bash a celebrity doesn't make it celebrity news.



  6. 6

    People still buy food from theaters? Wow you people must be rich snobs living in castles and eating caviar! I do it the ghetto way. 1 small bag of popcorn + 1 pack of twix + 1 20 oz coke. Total cost $2.50. Thank God for huge purses!



  7. 7

    those are all regular candies just in movie form….NEXT! ps that "sucker/sour punch" joke fell pretttty flat mario



  8. 8

    No I missed CinemawhateverCon - I was on the phone with unemployment. And I won't be trying any new candy as you see I have no health insurance because there's a monopoly on the health industry and I can't afford to have my teeth looked at after said candy leaves them rotting. And even if I wanted to try the mini cupcake lookin' mother things I can't afford to. At $5 a box, I've chosen that gallon of gas over sweets, now if you'll excuse me I have to go sell my couch to pay my rent. Don't mind me just another unemployed american trying to make my way through this recession.

  9. Laura says – reply to this


    9

    how much they'd pay you for this 'news'?