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92-Year-Old Woman Shoots Up Neighbor's House After He Refuses To Kiss Her!

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Holy shiz! So much for being neighborly!

A 92 year old Florida woman was arrested last week on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon when she shot her next-door neighbor's house after he refused to kiss her!

According to local police, Helen Staudinger claims that she went over to Dwight Bettner's home on Monday, and refused to leave without a kiss from him. After arguing, Staudinger left without what she wanted, so she came back with a .380 semiautomatic pistol and fired four shots into his house!

Luckily, no one was hurt - but she did take out a window!

Bettner reveals:

"If my head would have been over just a little bit further, (a bullet) probably would have hit me in the back of the head. I've taken her trash out for her, just neighborly stuff. I guess she just took that as something else. I've got a girlfriend of my own."

Geesh! And this isn't even the first time the lady has acted out! She apparently tried to once strangle a woman she thought that he was dating!

Good lord! We'd say it's about time this guy finds a new place - and far away from this woman! Or else he's going to wake up tied to her bed, all Misery-style!

But in all seriousness, it's clear that she is not even close to well, so hopefully she's now getting the help that she needs, and her neighbor can go back to living his life without any uncomfortable interruptions.

Still - SO EFFING WEIRD! LOLz!

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34 comments to “92-Year-Old Woman Shoots Up Neighbor's House After He Refuses To Kiss Her!”



  1. 1

    I've never understood why, when a woman commits a crime, people say, "she's obviously not well". But when a man commits a crime, no one says that and everyone wants justice served. Imagine in this story if the genders were reversed and it was a man who shot at a woman's house for rebuking him. Everyone would be in an uproar. Why the double standard?



  2. 2

    Very old news!!! This happened almost a month ago!!! Read about it on the homepage of Sympatico and MSN!! You're supposed to be a blogger and you're way behind on news!!



  3. 3

    She wanted some lovin'!



  4. 4

    this is like a month old. fail.



  5. 5

    I thought that was a picture of Teflon Lohan and a story about her and Sam.



  6. 6

    He should have kissed her ;)



  7. 7

    Way to stay current mario.



  8. 8

    Why these things only happens in the U.S.!! Lol…



  9. 9

    Looks like great great great granny was hot and horny. lol



  10. 10

    Granny needs some loving too!!! Hello she's 92!!! her well maybe dry…but thats nothing a LIttle K-Y can't help now somebody kiss her!!! or you know what her!!! but do it fast!!! or else!!!hilarious!



  11. 11

    The story you linked this to was published March 23rd :-)



  12. 12

    Perez, you've told this story before….is there no news in hollywood today?



  13. 13

    FUG



  14. 14

    good grief, Perez, this was all over the news A MONTH AGO. tell your sister or assistants that they really need to be more timely -

  15. Wrenn says – reply to this


    15

    Are you just now getting this story?? It was all over the other celebrity blogs a month or so ago. Maybe you should keep up with something other than the gay news queer boy.



  16. 16

    you americans and your guns
    tut tut tut



  17. 17

    Welcome to our world. I would go with prescription meds. Not that the meds made her do this on impluse from intake amount. I believe that meds can alter reaction to mood, state or feelings. She did her best Susan Smith (Effexor). Here's to you Wall street!



  18. 18

    THIS IS SO FUCKING OLD! HOLY SHIT MARIO, REALLY? ARE YOU THAT FUCKING STUPID? DO YOU NOT LOOK AT THE DATES IN THE PRIMARY ARTICLE? FUCK MARIO, NOW YOU'RE JUST MAKING YOURSELF LOOK LIKE A GOD DAMN FOOL ON PURPOSE. IT'S MORE THAN THOSE FUCKING STUPID HATS.



  19. 19

    With that mouth and eyebrows no wonder he didn't wanted to kiss her. She looks like she can be ronald mcdonald grandmother.



  20. 20

    omg, this story is super old!



  21. 21

    Wait! This is an old story unless granny did something to the neighbor again.
    Perez, you are slow. Too busy kissing GaGa's ass to know anything else is going on in the world.



  22. 22

    badass

  23. @v@ says – reply to this


    23

    At 92, she maybe shouldn't be on her own anymore?



  24. 24

    i bet…..she knows every single lyric to Judas and a gaga poster somewhere lmfaooooo just seems so fitting.
    I woulda kissed her poor woman is 92 its not like it would have been a long term relationship thing anyways…

  25. auds says – reply to this


    25

    This old nut job needs to be put down like you do a crazy old dog that tries to kill a child. Take her into the woods & shoot her, she's useless to society & clearly out of her mind!!!



  26. 26

    Re: auds – shame on you. she's a human being, grow up.



  27. 27

    @auds shame on you. she's a human being, grow up.



  28. 28

    Re: Meggie246624 – I don't know. A lot of people (myself included) said that the boy who went on that gun rampage in Arizona was sick and that we should take into account that he's probably a paranoid schizophrenic. I think better understanding of mental illness is always a good thing.



  29. 29

    This happened way longer ago than last week. I live in Florida and we heard about it probably over a month ago.



  30. 30

    Last week? I remember reading about this over a month ago. Get your facts straight.



  31. 31

    This is extremely old news…..I read about this months ago.



  32. 32

    You do realize that Lincoln was assassinated or are you just getting that news.Catch up already.



  33. 33

    really really old news, even for you



  34. 34

    hahahahhahahahaha