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Charlie Loses A Goddess! Dumped Via Text Message!

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Oh no! The goddesses have become just a goddess!

The despair! LOLz!

During Charlie Sheen's St. Lauderdale performance of his Violent Torpedo of Truth Show last night, the actor revealed that Rachel "Bree" Olson had broken up with him via text message!

We're sure he's absolutely devastated.

But don't worry, during the show he apparently also invited Lindsay Lohan to come and hang out with him for 24 hours!

Maybe he's looking to fill the Goddess void with a little La Lohan!

Dear lord. We don't even want to suggest that and tempt fate.

LOLz! Could you even IMAGINE?!

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20 comments to “Charlie Loses A Goddess! Dumped Via Text Message!”



  1. 1

    I'm sure her vacancy will be filled within 48hrs by another trashy skank with no self-esteem.



  2. 2

    Ummm… that's not Bree in the pic.



  3. 3

    Yeah madalynn's right that's the other girlfriend



  4. 4

    that's not bree olson in the pic .



  5. 5

    thats the other chick in the pic, not bree. doesn't seem too surprising. bree seemed like she was more of a 'pay for play' gal, unlike the other one who seems a bit into it a little more. maybe she will un-retire from porn now.



  6. 6

    Makes sense he wants Lindsay since she is probably "BI" and he wants girls to do him and eachother. STAY AWAY LINDS!!!! But I am sure he will probably have a long list of girls who want in that horrible lifestyle, sorry I believe in monogamy.



  7. 7

    I wish the press would stop referring to those women as goddesses, they are prostitutes, you pay them and you do to them what you want. I am glad the judge didn't rule on his behalf, the children shouldn't be allowed close to that man and his porn loving posse.



  8. 8

    This is Charlie's first win in weeks.



  9. 9

    Thats not her, this is the other 'godess'. Epic fail Perez.



  10. 10

    Oh, god Lindsay and Charlie? Disaster…He'll probably start taking applications for the other goddess spot soon..

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    11

    'Broken up' with him? She's so young I thought he was babysitting her.



  12. 12

    UMMMM HIS PERFORMANCE WAS IN FT. LAUDERDALE NOT ST. LAUDERDALE. THERE ISN'T EVEN A TOWN CALLED ST. LAUDERDALE! YOU FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!



  13. 13

    Re: MGMTFTW – Hehehe @ St. Lauderdale. Didn't even notice that.



  14. 14

    It's easter today and I am a real mess We bought a live lam from the farmers market I slit it's throat last nite The horror the poor thing creamed in pain blood everwhere I did not have the guts to butcher it So we end-up buring the poor little thing. What horror. I am a total mess today.



  15. 15

    Guess times are getting lean on the gravy train.



  16. 16

    Who would want to kiss that ash tray. Even if I was a prostitute I would have standards where I would want no smoking. I guess I would be a pretty bad prostitute, but Charlie looked hot when he was first on Men & now I can kinda see why he is done. No wonder the hoes let him go via text. Guess he is not winning now.



  17. 17

    Re: CBenji – Hahahaha! I guess it's pretty obvious her check cleared.



  18. 18

    now she is gonna write a tell all book and do the talk show circuit



  19. 19

    I guess she prefers porn over being this loser's paid hooker.



  20. 20

    Charlie sheen you are pathetic no wonder your x wife,s have had enough of you messing about with cheap tarts and hookers it time you started been a dad and grow up