Oh no! The goddesses have become just a goddess!
The despair! LOLz!
During Charlie Sheen's St. Lauderdale performance of his Violent Torpedo of Truth Show last night, the actor revealed that Rachel "Bree" Olson had broken up with him via text message!
We're sure he's absolutely devastated.
But don't worry, during the show he apparently also invited Lindsay Lohan to come and hang out with him for 24 hours!
Maybe he's looking to fill the Goddess void with a little La Lohan!
Dear lord. We don't even want to suggest that and tempt fate.
LOLz! Could you even IMAGINE?!
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