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La Lohan "Blindsided" With Jail Sentence!

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Just as we're sure she is! She truly thought she was going to walk away scott-free!

Sources close to Lindsay Lohan have revealed that she is none too pleased about her latest prison sentence for violating her parole, and was absolutely blindsided with the ruling, describing it all as "completely ridiculous" and "fucked up!"

Producer Nathan Folks explains:

"She is angry because she has been working so hard on turning her life around. She didn't do what they said she did. She didn't steal that necklace. She is ready to do her time. She wants to go to A.A. and N.A. and to serve her 400 hours [of community service]. She has already been doing lots of charity work."

We honestly don't know what exactly happened with that effing necklace, and we do genuinely want to see Lindsay succeed, but she was extremely foolish to not even CONSIDER that there was a chance she might not be off the hook, and that jail time was an option.

Here's hoping that this mess will be resolved, and she can get back to focusing on her rehabilitation.

Hang in there, gurl.

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63 comments to “La Lohan "Blindsided" With Jail Sentence!”



  1. 1

    This girl is nothing more than a lying, cheating little WHORE TRAMP SLUT SKANK. Really….she is questioning a Judge's decision ? ! Methinks someone has a bit of the 'dulusion of grandeurs'. Get her sorry, stinking ugly arse to jail, NOW ! ENOUGH OF THIS trainwreck !



  2. 2

    …She is 'blindsided' ? ! WHAT did she think the Judge was going to do - make her QUEEN OF THE WORLD ? ! ? !



  3. 3

    She was likely blindsided, as she's become accustomed to being treated differently than everyone else. Face up to your punishment, behave yourself and move on, as I think I speak for almost everyone when I say that we're sick of hearing about you, Lindsay.



  4. 4

    i have nothing against her, and feel the only person she's ever hurt (except maybe those in the dui accident) is herself. but she clearly doesn't want to work hard enough to get her life back in shape. so sad that she's thrown so much away. not the first one to let show bizsuccess f up their life.



  5. 5

    WHERE is this DUMBO going to be 19 years from now … ?



  6. 6

    how delusional do u have to be to be "blindsided" when u get caught & punished for stealing? It must be so hard for poor Lindsay to be treated like every other low life criminal who fucks up & breaks the law.



  7. 7

    The FUNNIEST thing I've heard all day:
    " She is ready to do her time."
    Oh really? Well she had the perfect opportunity yesterday to do her time but she decided she wasn't "ready" yet and then the skank bailed on out.

    And why would Perez writer write that he/she wanted Lindsanity to "succeed"?
    Lindsay is truly a horrible person. Horrible. Seriously. She deserves nothing but the jail time and community service.
    "Talented" she is?? Well maybe she can get handed a script, memorize it and then regurgitate it in a convincing fashion… but BFD. Still a horrible person.



  8. 8

    Re: Be-Atch – you should go to jail for writing such a nasty comment about her. omg…yuck!



  9. 9

    People are haters wishing her the absolute worst, why should they care? That being said, I do believe she stold the necklace, I also believe she is a compulsive liar, so, everything she says is truth, in her own delusional mind. She needs to be treated for physiological disorder, jail time will not help her as she see's herself as the innocent victim. Seriously, if you or I were jailed for a crime we didn't commit , jail would help us how? She is not in reality , kids!



  10. 10

    Yeah, right. She was working so hard on turning her life around that day she was at Magic Mtn! I would love that judge to have made her "shadow" a homeless family for a day — what she spent at Magic Mtn would have fed that family for a month!!



  11. 11

    Wholeheartedly I hope this girl NEVER makes a comeback in Hollywood; she is the most ungrateful, opportunistic, holier-than-thou entitled snob out of all of them…

  12. TCYB says – reply to this


    12

    I am sick and tired of this lying bitch. She needs to own up and do her community service and time with a smile on her face like Paris Hilton just did. FU Lindsay.



  13. 13

    By her actions, maybe she was blindsided as she says, I mean the girl was shopping for movie roles and we all knew she could be going to jail for her parole violation alone, not to mention for the upcoming trial for theft. But the sad thing though is that she isn't spending the 120 days in jail, just a small percentage of that. With jail and 480 community service hours plus whatever she gets from the trial, Lindsay will be very busy to be making any movies anytime soon. I feel bad for her, but this is all her fault…..



  14. 14

    Cry me a river Lindsay. You do the crime, you do the time.



  15. 15

    She was also doing nothing wrong when she jumped the wall at Betty Ford and got drunk, refused the breathalyzer and attacked the worker there.
    Poor misunderstood Lipsay Lohan



  16. 16

    Re: carinacarina – I think you mean "psychological".



  17. 17

    Re: Pablo Ochoa – shut the fuck up asshole, people can say whatever the fuck they want on here, that's the point of comments. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen



  18. 18

    Oh please! She comes home, goes to shower, takes of stupid necklace, and it doesn't come to her damn mind "Oh shit look I've got their necklace". Lier and thief and addict got what she deserves. I hope she doesn't get out earlier.

  19. TCYB says – reply to this


    19

    There goes with her bullshit again. "She already started her charity work". Meaning she is going to try to manipulate the court to get out of going to the morgue, like she manipulated going to Betty Ford early. Her party house. There is a reason why she is going to the morgue and why she was sent to these programs. She makes me vomit.



  20. 20

    She's too young to be looking that way! Trout pout, boob job, obvious botox and unnatural skin tone. Looking for a positive, at least she's not so orange!



  21. 21

    The judge made the right decision. If Lindsay accidentally walked out of the jewelry store with the necklace, it should have taken a day or two to realize (first shower!). The necklace was only returned voluntarily when the police were about to search Lindsay's home. Stole the necklace? or left the store with it by accident?, bottom line, it was not returned, and she knew it didn't belong to her.



  22. 22

    firstly who is this nathan folks? secondly its more like 500 hours of community service. thirdly its morons like nathan folks who publicly make excuses for lindsay that got her into this mess in the first place. HOW has she even tried to turn her life around? by going to court ordered rehab? and then getting into a fight at rehab? by claiming she lost her passport in france so she couldn't make it to her court date? by writing F-U on her fingernail so it could be photographed in court?



  23. 23

    Wow I guess she really isn't doing a program. Known drug addict and law braker leaves a jewelry store w/ merchandise if she was doing a program of some kind she would take responsibility for her actions. Really sorry whe is not getting any better.



  24. 24

    THE WHOLE FAMILY IS FUCKED UP. FUCK HER, CELEB STATUS SHOULD ME NOTHING IN LAW.



  25. 25

    Dear God, I hope she didn't wear that to court.



  26. 26

    Re: Pablo Ochoa – Wow, yeah, that was uh… OK I really don't know what to say about those comments!



  27. 27

    Re: Pablo Ochoa – I see the replies to your comment are just as colorful as well!



  28. 28

    Re: Waaaahmbulance – Agreed. I don't understand; she's so beautiful as a natural redhead with no cosmetic interferance. I wonder if she's actually very insecure?



  29. 29

    She only want to go to rehab when her ass is on the line.



  30. 30

    Well, she will get free de-lousing again, and have plenty of time to work on her happy cooch techniques.



  31. 31

    I like that because she says she is innocent everyone should just believe her… she didn't do it! BS, she needs to start being responsible for her actions. How has she turned her life around again?

  32. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Yes, she did take that necklace. She walked out of that store with it on, had the necklace in her possession. and didn't even try to return it for weeks when the store went public with the fact that it hadn't been paid for. Then she had someone ELSE return it to the police, instead of going right to the store weeks earlier either to return it, or iron the thing out, or to pay for it.

  33. Laura says – reply to this


    33

    they got the necklace back right? Come on, this is overkill - thats our justice system? jail? that'll teach u next time! i don't think so. let her pay a fine, give something-something to the store (although they did make major moolah from the sales of the video) and do some work for the community. im not just saying this for her, but in general - incarceration is harsh for petty things.



  34. 34

    Didn't she always use to rag on her dad for going in and out of jail? Hypocrite much.

  35. fiona says – reply to this


    35

    WAH.
    Angry? ya whatever.
    Do you know how many of us do NOT have to worry about jail???
    MOST of us.
    So don;t expect us to pity you, or condone your anger. You are a CRIMINAL.
    So Qwitcher bitchin and own your bad karma. HELLO. You deserve to stew with the other losers.



  36. 36

    Re: Laura – Laura - she's not going to jail over the necklace incident. She's going to jail because she violated her DUI probation terms, which include "no new charges". And she was charged with this necklace thing. It's because she violated her DUI probation that she's going to jail. She hasn't been sentenced yet for the necklace theft.



  37. 37

    Lindsay posts are getting almost annoying as the Gaga posts. Overload much? #NEXT



  38. 38

    I agree. The case should had been thrown out. The Judge was simply just being a bitch.



  39. 39

    Re: PurpleMonster – so then, i'm allowed to return the favor and tell you to shut the fuck up also? ok. agreed.



  40. 40

    Re: Be-Atch – I'm blindsided by the fact that you can spell "Grandeur", yet not Delusions.
    If Lindsay had planted that necklace on her twin Sister with the British accent, she would be home in Venice spray tanning with orange Fanta and coloring Easter eggs right now-instead she is in a cold cell getting her extensions braided into cornrows.



  41. 41

    Re: @v@ – Did you not SEE Herbie Fully Loaded?! Thats a cinematic masterpiece right there! Girl should not have to pay for sh!t Free Red Bulls, collagen injections and self-tanner. For the sake of ART! It's like when I got dared to stand on my head sin chones outside of Tony Romas for 60 seconds. I did that sh!t-did't pay for ANY alcohol OR weed for a year and a half. Hell yeah. Winner. :p



  42. 42

    Re: sh@olinfxx – I type fast, and sometimes mis-spell. AnyWHORE, this HoHan WHORE is nothing more than a lying TRAMP SLUT KUNT BITCH SKANK, who deserves to, FINALLY, serve some HARD TIME for all her …'indescretions'. Really, HOW many chances can this WASTE OF SKIN get … ? Enough ! Throw the book at her ugly, bo-toxed, skanky orange face ! ! !



  43. 43

    I wanna see her in prison, with a 400 lb. Black HAIRY Lesbian forcing her to be her BITCH ! !



  44. 44

    My God this girl will never get it. If she really wanted to work, and get on with her life she would have made the plea. The other judge let her off when she violated last time when she was doing drugs. She has had chance after chance. How many people would have dared put FU on their nails and go before a judge, but this girl does it? Yet she is in Lynwood, California where the time only equals 10% or so. She should thank her lucky stars. She has burned her Hollywood fans by being such a little whiny baby, and her Q factor is dust. She is washed up.



  45. 45

    You know, may be we have Lindsay all wrong.May be she is truly certifiable and not aware of what she says and does. Because no one says or does the monumentally retarded, stupid, no brainer crap that Lindsay does. Blindsided?? Didn't her lawyer may be drop a little hint that there might be some jail time? All the times she has violated probation and gotten away with it. Didn't just once , someone tell her that she is playing with fire. Four months is nothing. She may still be looking at a bit more time than four months. And what possible charity has this wrongfully accused angel been involved with. She's done nothing but party since she got out of Betty Ford. Has anyone seen her involved with anything that even resembled charity work??? May be, we as a society should just forgive and forget, and let poor Lindsay get on with her big comeback, after all "she has been working so hard" ……or may be NOT!!!



  46. 46

    The most telling part of that statement is "she wants to go to AA and NA" - so what's stopping her ?. If she was even the smallest bit serious her ass would be showing up to meetings and polishing a seat, and from her many trips to rehabs and "treatment" it is not like she does not know where they are. It's in her hands, some might say insanity is doing the same thing again and again expecting a different result, for an alcoholic/addict it is doing the same thing again and again knowing what the result is going to be..

  47. @v@ says – reply to this


    47

    Re: sh@olinfxx – LMAO, would have liked to have seen that. I'd have bought you a meal myself. Yeah. On second thought, they should have a free loaded loot bag for her everywhere she goes, like a gradeschooler at a birthday party. How could I forget that classic, HERBIE. Forgive me.



  48. 48

    Re: Pablo Ochoa – bahahaha unfortunately, that ain't how it works on here dickwad, good luck with that :P



  49. 49

    Re: Pablo Ochoa – like i said before, if you can't take the heat then kindly shut your fat ass up- but why im bothering to respond to someone stupid enough to put their profile on here is beyond me- so good day to you fatso



  50. 50

    Re: bulldoggydog – Whoa no! You have it ALL wrong! Lindsay is a GENIUS! She has an IQ of 1,000, as evidenced by her Earth shattering perfornance as Lexie Gold in "Get a clue" Brilliance on film. I mean you can't teach that. You can spend an entire night on a drug and booze fueled orgy, waking up to the sound of your mom humping a producer to get you a part on Ugly Betty, but you can't teach talent. You also can't teach somebody how to call a taxi when they are too f*cked up to drive for some reason. Yeah…it's weird (shrugs shoulders)



  51. 51

    Re: bulldoggydog – ALSO She DOES do charitable work-
    She takes her 80 year old sister to play BINGO at the senior home every Thursday!

    She lets people borrow her pants and what do they do? Leave her pants with Cocaine in there and say it's hers! (shakes her head) awful

    I heard she helps Samantha Ronson polish her hooha every night, now (lifts up arms in defence) I'm not in the music industry, so I don't know what piece of equiptment that is, but It must be hard to get on your knees and get in there! I think that is very nice on her part to do that for a friend. How often do you have your hoooha polished by your friends?

    I also heard she picks up all the trash and scum of Venice Beach, I mean how nice is that? Way to go Linsday, don't listen to all them haters.



  52. 52

    Go directly to JAIL . . . . La Lohan and her whole family should be put on an Island without any access to the real world. They are all fame whores, and the press and you Perez are kissing thier asses for a story.



  53. 53

    I just don't believe stole the necklace. The story of her friend being in cahoots is retarded. My thinking is it was an accident but she just didn't return it. But planning that I have a hard time believing it. I'm sure her past allegations don't help but she has been clean and trying since. Judges are wrong too many times. None of use were there and that video shows a lot of nothing. No matter what wish her the best.



  54. 54

    Re: Meggie246624 – Nicely and simply said. She got caught, as she had so many times before, and if there's no punishment, times to come. She should take her punishment (REHABILITATION) like a woman: with grace AND NO BACK-TALK. Her parents have treated her like a child too long. Time to grow up.



  55. 55

    Re: kappuhcheenoh – BINGO! That was the same M.O. when she stole a friend's fur coat, when jewelry and clothes have walked off the set of many photo shoots… I wouldn't doubt, while working in the morgue, folks' valuables would mysteriously disappear off the corpses. She's a klepto as well as a serious compulsive liar.



  56. 56

    I'm going to write a book that shows people how to call a cab when ur faded and shop at Kohl's. Seriously, you can return ANYTHING at f&king Kohl's. You can wear it for a year and shove it up your culo, ur grandma can piss on it and they will STILL take that sh*t back, so it's like if ur a cheapass and you don't like to pay for sh*t you don't have to!



  57. 57

    She doesnt seem to be taking anything of this seriously she is so disrespectful towards the law. She needs needs to have some humbleness at this time.



  58. 58

    Hi my name is Keith Middlebrook,

    I assisted Lindsay to court on March 10, we were 26 minutes late leaving Lindsays house and I still had the judge be sweet as Santa Clause because I had direct contact with the court through a DA friend of mine, I also had this case dismissed if I was with her on April 22, for several weekends I funded all our "meetings" at Chateau Marmont (drinks, food and Hotel rooms). Someone sold copies of the receipts to Star magazine they then called me repeatedly to ask who I was and why I was funding everything for several weekends. I told them it was responsible low key drinking with no driving and she was completly straight



  59. 59

    Re: Laura
    She did not get jail time for the necklace theft…. the misdemeanor trial has not even begun yet. But just the fact that thetre has to be a trial (not to mention the crap she pulled at Betty Ford) is a parole violation. She was supposed to keep her nose clean as per her parole conditions and she did not. Since when is it overkill to apply the law? Lindsay knew better than anyone what she had to do to stay out of trouble. Maybe she'll start taking the courts seriously if she ever hopes to reclaim her former glory & reputation.



  60. 60

    she is so gross looking, those lips kill me! I don't know why some ppl say she's such a "great" actress, she would not enter my mind when I think of the "great" ones….just do your time, get out, screw up again and its starts all over again. Its a cycle with her!



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  62. 62

    Re: Jayyyy – "She is ready to do her time". This is an admission of guilt. Don't do the crime if you CAN'T do the time. Lol



  63. 63

    i want her to get caught sawing rings off a stiff's finger in the morgue… Plus she has way lopsided tits. Look…