Start spreading the news!!!!
This is really happening!!!
Good. Hopefully they can just keep him out there.
No need to dock! Ever!
Michael Lohan reportedly set out to sea last week off the coast of Florida, on a three-level yacht that has been renovated as a rehab facility for about two dozen people - including a camera crew, and The Real Housewives of New Jersey's official wannabe, Kim Granatell!
Oh yeah. That sounds like a healthy combination for a bunch of recovering addicts.
We'd be driven to drink upon arrival! LOLz!
attempting to sell your new reality show helping others, Michael!
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