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He's At It Again! Michael Lohan Turns Yacht Into Reality Show Rehab Facility!

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Good. Hopefully they can just keep him out there.

No need to dock! Ever!

Michael Lohan reportedly set out to sea last week off the coast of Florida, on a three-level yacht that has been renovated as a rehab facility for about two dozen people - including a camera crew, and The Real Housewives of New Jersey's official wannabe, Kim Granatell!

Oh yeah. That sounds like a healthy combination for a bunch of recovering addicts.

We'd be driven to drink upon arrival! LOLz!

Have fun attempting to sell your new reality show helping others, Michael!

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8 comments to “He's At It Again! Michael Lohan Turns Yacht Into Reality Show Rehab Facility!”

  1. 1

    he is always trying to see something, BUT, if you thing about it MARIO, wouldn't a BOAT, OFFSHORE, be a perfect spot for rehab? AS LONG AS YOU MAKE SURE NO ONE COMES ON BOARD WITH ANYTHING? (and you have medical personal and a MediVar 'copter within a few minutes flight time). Not like you can have someone throw drugs over the fence, or have rehabers SNEAK OVER THE FENCE to go out and get drunk. also limits ENABLER FAMILY MEMBERS from visiting daily.

  2. 2

    I'd bet 20 bucks that Mario wouldn't be cracking jokes if that yacht was turned into a facility to help gay teens with depression. Drug and alcohol addiction is a serious thing. You should know all about it considering that you are addicted to meth and your "wifey" is a coke-whore. On a lighter note, Mario, happy Zombie day or happy Easter, whichever you prefer :)

  3. 3

    i'm all for addicts who want to recover, but what does michael lohan have to do with this. is he some qualified professional? and why does anyone want anything to do with him. all he's done is be lilo's father. seems like another attempt at fame by a guy under the guise of helping others. is the camera crew there to help people? why even report on this.

  4. 4

    I'm confused; how does having a film crew filming everything on-board help people with the addicting & disease of Fame Whoring? And isn't the 12-Step religious cult's Fame-Whoring Anonymous meetings suppose to be……ANONYMOUS?

  5. 5

    Re: stickrat – The only job he can get is preaching the 12-Step Religious Cult nonsense & conning people out of their money in order for them to conjure up a make-believe "HIGHER POWER", and it doesn't even cure anyone….

  6. 6

    Be easy on Lohan…his daughter is a WHORE !

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    Not surprised he'd be up for a ride on the Love Boat for a bout of state room tippy toeing.

  8. 8

    Proving once again that truth is stranger than fiction!