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All The Deets On Lindsay Lohan's Community Service…At The Morgue!

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Hey! Maybe they thought that she should be working at the place her career went a loooong time ago!

LOLz! We kid, we kid...but not really.

Now that she's managed to spring herself out of jail for the time being, Lindsay Lohan is expected to start right up on her court-mandated 480 hours of community service - and as we reported, this time, she'll be working at the El Lay County Morgue!

However, don't expect the formerly hard-pAArtying actress to have to deal with any of the corpses during her time there, as an insider has revealed the details of the duties she's expected to perform, and it sounds mostly like typical maintenance!

They explain:

"Her duties include cleaning and maintenance but she would not clean the actual crypts where the bodies are stored. Her day will begin at around 8am and she will be given one hour off for lunch before finishing her day at 4pm. The people doing the community service are usually split-up into groups of around five and they are supervised all the time. They are allowed to wear their own street clothes and do not have to wear state prison uniforms or anything like that. Generally, there are no problems with people that do community service at the morgue as long as they keep their heads down and just get on with their duties. Lindsay Lohan would be treated just like anyone else; there would be no special treatment and she would have general janitorial style duties which would involve cleaning different areas and emptying trash, stuff like that. It can be hard work but community service is not supposed to be easy, it’s a punishment after all."

Indeed! And even this sounds pretty easy - despite its location!

Welcome to the 40 hour work week, gurl!

Be grateful - this is what the majority of people do on a daily basis, and not as a punishment, but a career!

Who knows? Maybe this will be a very beneficial experience for her in the long run!

Here's hoping she can do her job without any more trouble following her!

Fingers crossed!

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22 comments to “All The Deets On Lindsay Lohan's Community Service…At The Morgue!”



  1. 1

    "It can be hard work but community service is not supposed to be easy, it’s a punishment after all."



  2. 2

    How can someone with so many privileges be such a looser.



  3. 3

    Emptying trash cans in heels while the paps get pictures and give her free publicity! Oh boy, what punishment!!!



  4. 4

    God, time has been no friend to her - she looks like she's in her 30's.



  5. 5

    They should have had her pick trash up around Coachella or something that actually is a punishment. This "chore" is more like an internship.

  6. @v@ says – reply to this


    6

    That's a 36 hour work week, not 40. Most people have to work 8 plus 1 hour unpaid lunch. I hope Lindsay knows that an old toothbrush followed by a good wipe works wonders for detailing those hard to clean places.

  7. j.no says – reply to this


    7

    This is her 2nd stint at a morgue. A few years ago she was assigned to the Pomona morgue for 3 days.



  8. 8

    So let me guess, she's going to claim that a corpse put the flask in her purse…



  9. 9

    Lindsay shouldnt have to do jack . She not do anything . She is just a media target .
    Appeal Lindsay !



  10. 10

    so, you say something nice about her in other posts and how you want her to come back and make films and then you talk shit in this article…



  11. 11

    Perez, I've been reading your site for years and have never commented on anything before. I dealt with your whining and belly-aching over the will.i.am incident because, let's face it, you have the best gossip blog. I was proud of you when you vowed to stop bullying celebs, though I was somewhat disappointed in the impending lack of schadenfraude. You had several good months of standing by your word. However, writing snarky comments and crossing them out is STILL bullying. Joking that someone's career has gone into the toilet is STILL bullying. And just because you say "just kidding!" doesn't mean it's not bullying. It's been happening more and more lately. Don't get me wrong, I love it mostly because I'm a terrible person. But don't sit here all pious and self-righteous and pretend like you're something you're not. It's not very becoming of you.



  12. 12

    BAHAAHAHHAA!!! HEY LINDSAY WHILE YOU'RE AT IT COULD YOU COME OVER AND CLEAN MY TOILET???



  13. 13

    Last year I had a tour of the moruge and couldn't get the smell of dead bodies out of my hair for 3 days… no joke! I came home and washed my hair 3 times after I left there and still could smell it. People could even smell it on me. SOOO, when I read that Lindsy had to go there… I laughed because even if she doesnt have to work with the dead bodies if she goes anywhere on the floor that the crypt is… she is going to smell!!!! lmao !!!



  14. 14

    Last year I had a tour of the moruge and couldn't get the smell of dead bodies out of my hair for 3 days… no joke! I came home and washed my hair 3 times after I left there and still could smell it. People could even smell it on me. SOOO, when I read that Lindsay had to go there… I laughed because even if she doesnt have to work with the dead bodies if she goes anywhere on the floor that the crypt is… she is going to smell!!!! lmao !!!



  15. 15

    I think this is actually a better punshiment!! she will have to work all day no lying in and work hard doing regular persons jobs!! whereas in jail she jsut sits there yet shes gotta go there anyway at some point plus possibly twice if convicted!!.



  16. 16

    I really doubt that the Trollhan is going to work at her community service 40 hours a week, for twelve straight weeks. She will do a little, then go home and recupperate for a few weeks.She will be constantly late, lots of excusses, her comeback will get in the way ect. Everytime she shows up will be a picture opportunity. She has a year to get it all done. BUT, what she's not counting on is the time she is going to spend in jail. If she gets more time added to her already 4 months, the year is going to go by pretty quick. Can't do community service while your doing jail time. Next thing you know she will need an extention. Because of her busy acting schedule. This will go on forever. Another probation violation, more trouble and lots more crap for Perez to write about. You just watch, this won't end untill Fire Crotch is put away for a long time. Hey Lindsay, hows the big "Comeback" going?



  17. 17

    I'm not a gambling person but I would place a bet on this one. She will not complete her community service. She will get out of it somehow, someway. Her and her mother will come up with something. I hope that they have all the dead ppl's personal items under lock and key cuz she likes to "borrow" things. And another thing I thought of, she will be good at cleaning out the toilets cuz that is where her life and career have been for a long, long, long time.



  18. 18

    This community service could be a hell of a lot harder. They may not be doing chain gangs that much anymore, but there are worse things than maintenance.



  19. 19

    now she can view her carrer as a actor



  20. 20

    COME BACK LINDS SAY



  21. 21

    Get your shit straight, Perez (even though you're not). She's only doing like 40 hours at the L.A. County Morgue. She will be doing the majority of her community service at a women's shelter.



  22. 22

    wow…. if she does 40 hours a week, thats 12 weeks straight of community service…. yeah right shes going to finish that!