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Bring Back Your Overdue Books To The Library In NYC - And Watch Some Porn While You're There!

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God bless America!

Good news pre-pubescent boys, perverts and homeless people - you can watch porn now at the library, if you live in New York!

The Empire State has decided that watching pornography falls under the first amendment of the Bill of Rights and announced they are letting their public libraries reserve the right to offer XXX flicks on the computers, as well as access to naughty webpages.

Yeah, the library is going to get A LOT more foot traffic in the coming weeks! Nice marketing ploy, NYC!

Oh, for those of you who are parental tax-payers who find this to be a bit unseemly, fear not. Filters on the computers in the library block anyone under 17 years of age from watching XXX flicks. Course, since your son or daughter probably already knows that and since they've grown up in this technological age, we wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't take them long to change the security settings to their liking.

And the amount of indecent exposure arrests in New York start to rise in 3…2…1…

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11 comments to “Bring Back Your Overdue Books To The Library In NYC - And Watch Some Porn While You're There!”



  1. 1

    This is so ridiculous and absurd, it just has to be a joke. You have to be kidding me.



  2. 2

    "…..pre-pubescent boys…" I thought you were born that way, perez.



  3. 3

    Porn is being used to break up families and turn people into sex addicts by the Jesuit Illuminati.



  4. 4

    As a librarian I can tell you this happens in a lot of places. However, there is no way in hell that the kids can access the porn, because it is not blocked by a filter but by their actual library card record. The library card information contains your age. That age is not able to be changed by the patron, only staff. So, this isn't really that big of a deal.



  5. 5

    DISGUSTING. A perfect reflection on this DISGUSTING society. Instead of traveling to the library in hopes of enriching ones mind, we can now assume they are going there to objectify women and engage in incredibly gross behavior. Hope they have fun cleaning up the "mess".



  6. 6

    No grudge against pornography but if you want to do that, it should be in a certain place either in the privacy of your own home or at a XXX store for goodness sakes, besides money why else would anyone fight to have a porn section at the library? People coming in and out with jergens lotion. I just hope that they have to use hand sanitizer afterwards and are not allowed in the children's section. I thought the library was supposed to be a place of academia, literature, and social interests



  7. 7

    Wow. Children will be walking by the computers in PUBLIC libraries and see people having some sort of fetish sex on a pervy man's computer screen. That is great to know that while you're taking your kids to get books, a man is rubbing himself through his pants just 20 feet away. Screw the first amendment, that is absolutely wrong. Now the library isn't even a safe place anymore.



  8. 8

    Ew. WTF. That's so disgusting there's children running around in the library.

  9. @v@ says – reply to this


    9

    Re: Blueskybreeze – XXX rooms aka the porn video stores? Now the homeless and indigent can get in on the acts. Pick your kids up from the library yourselves when it closes at night, parents.

  10. @v@ says – reply to this


    10

    Re: TORTEZ – Maybe there's a study somewhere indicating a connection between sexual obsession and uhm, forced celibacy.



  11. 11

    How strange…I could see the library renting it, but allowing people to view it? Cum stained carpets.