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New Pirates Posters!

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Hot damn! Ariel has nothing on this chick!

Check out two more posters for the upcoming installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, featuring actress Astrid Bergès-Frisbey as the mermaid Syrena, along with Sam Claflin as Philip (above)!

Nice! Maybe these two will be the Orly and Keira!

In which case, we approve!

But it's certainly going to be inneresting to see how they're going to keep that mermaid's tittays hidden behind her hair the entire flick! Disney didn't think to give her one of Ariel's sea-shell bras?!


What do U think?? U excited for the new Pirates??

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9 comments to “New Pirates Posters!”

  1. 1

    Nice Ass!

  2. 2

    I wasn't really looking forward to this but it actually looks quite interesting.

  3. 3

    hate the posters but can't wait for the movie

  4. 4

    Why does she have that stupid blank look on her face?

  5. Kahla says – reply to this


    I'm absolutely excited to see Jack Sparrow. Oh sorry, Captain Jack Sparrow!!! I'm always so immature when it comes to Johnny Depp :-)

  6. 6

    Wonder if she smells like tuna. Stupid sophomoric poster.

  7. 7

    How do you fuck a mermaid? Really. I want to know. I met this hot mermaid chick and I have no idea where to put my dick…

  8. 8

    Re: DrTake1

    Reminds me of an episode of Futurama where Fry falls in love with a mermaid. "Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom?!"

  9. 9

    Looks like a porn film poster.