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Zorro Shall Return…And He Wants Revenge!
Looks like this adventurous pulp hero is getting the Kill Bill treatment…
As is the case with absolutely EVERY franchise these days, Zorro is getting a reboot, and the filmmakers are planning some major changes for the character.
According to reports, the title character in the upcoming Zorro Reborn "will be less a caped crusader for justice than a one-man vigilante force bent on revenge, in a western story that has echoes of both Sergio Leone and No Country for Old Men.”
The script was written by Lee Shipman and Brian McGreevy, the same folks behind the upcoming Dracula flick Harker, and the film's being directed by Rpin Suwannath, a pre-visualization specialist who worked on the Matrix sequels.
Not sure how we feel about this one, but it may be too early to decide.
Our first question would be - who's gonna play Zorro?
We'd say Javier Bardem, but he's got a lot on his plate right now. Hmm….
Are U excited for a Zorro reboot? Who do U think should play him?
Tags: brian mcgreevy, dracula, harker, kill bill, lee shipman, matrix, no country for old men, reboot, revenge, rpin suwannath, sergio leone, zorro
Ft. Lauderdale's Very Own (Wo)Man!!!
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Zorro ……………………………. John Byner
Robot Zorro …………………… Shawn Wayans
Mrs. Zorro ……………………… Rita Rudner
Scarlet Pimpernel ……………..Curtis "Booger" Armstrong
King Arthur ……………………. Cheech Marin
Wise Nun ……………………… Posh Spice
Stupid Nun ……………………. Meryl Streep
Man Beating Mule ……………. Eric Roberts
Time Traveler #1 ……………. Stone Cold Steve Austin
Voice of Magic Taco …………. James Earl Jones
"I, King Arthur, declare Zorro the new King of England!"
"From the Z to the O to the double R-O, he's the dude in the mask from the barrio. With his horse and his mask and his big old sword, he'll cut your butt from a '52 Ford."
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Bart Simpson: "It's like a history lesson come to life!"
Lisa Simpson: "No it's not! It's grossly innacurate!"
Bart Simpson: "Quiet! Here come the ninjas!"
Here is my pitch for the new movie!
"Robo-Zorro VS Zombie-Zorro"
I think this would be a great way to bring Antonio Banderas into the picture. He can be play a reanimated Zombie Zorro, and it is up to his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson's nephew to become a cybernetic future Zorro. With the fate of humanity in the balance, only Robo-Zorro can save us now!
Robo-Zorro……………… Zach Efron
Zombie-Zorro………….. Antonio Banderas
Voice of Magic Taco ….. James Earl Jones