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The MaSheen's Torpedos Fail To Deploy In VanCity

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Vancouver's a tough crowd - or perhaps the warlock's magic has finally fizzled out!

Last night, Charlie Sheen blew into Canada to perform his seemingly never-ending Torpedo of Truth tour, but Vancouver just wasn't buying what he was selling.

After the performance, several audience members were asked what they thought of the show. None of them had anything nice to say. After one person simply put her two thumbs waaaaay down, another insisted that the show wasn't even worth the free ticket he's won to see the show! Another woman added:

"I don't want to say bad things about him because I love him but he's not winning tonight."

Uh-oh. Team Sheen is starting to turn! How long will the love last if Charlie can no longer say he is, gasp, winning?

Maybe he needs more tiger blood? The drug known as Charlie Sheen? Some new material and catch phrases??? Remember when every word that came out of his mouth would break the internet???

We think those days are very much done!

[Image via WENN.]

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8 comments to “The MaSheen's Torpedos Fail To Deploy In VanCity”

  1. 1

    Maybe he should deploy his Vatican assassins with instructions to kill his tour.
    [Shakes "maracas" at all you hating putas.]

  2. 2

    I mean.. what did they really expect? What else is left for him to talk about? no one wants to hear his whoa is me pity party anymore.. Chuck Loree does not want him back- he put the nail in his own proverbial coffin. In his last few shows hes practically begging for his job back…his goddesses are leaving him.. and his routine is old and tired now.. just not funny anymore.. Sorry Charlie..LOL

  3. 3

    Free tickets? Kinda reminds me of what you had to resort to, to get people to go your concert tour last year. And it still failed miserably.

  4. 4

    It could perhaps be due to the fact that he visited the city of Tuscaloosa yesterday. I don't care who you are or how much tiger blood runs through your veins, you aren't going to be much the same for a while once you've seen and felt what's going on down here. If you hadn't heard, a series of tornadoes left a path of destruction that started in Mississippi and traveled through Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee and Virginia. Over 300 are dead and more are still missing. I don't care if it was a publicity stunt. When he got here, he was allowed to go see the areas got hit the hardest. So far he has bought out Best Buy's supply of batteries and flashlights. Rumor has it he donated a large amount of money to help the city. He seemed very sincere in his promise to return with more help. He was not crazy or rambling while he was here, but seemed honestly effected. I live there and I can tell you that we could care less what the media thinks of Charlie Sheen. We like him.

  5. 5

    This tiger blood phase of his career is over. Time to hit counseling, make apologies, and reinvent.

  6. 6

    I think he needs to give up this tour and his insane rantings. Do some more charity work like he's doing with the tornado victims in the United States and clean up his image.
    His Torpedos of Truth are falling very short. All he's really done is sling mud at his ex-wives and the people that were supporting him. There was no truth in his tours about what happened at 2 1/2 men! All people see now is a liar and a cheat (taking their money for nothing) and throwing out some crazy ramblings.
    I hope he learns a lesson here.

  7. 7

    this dude is fucking boring already !! shut up and go away charlie.

  8. 8

    we in canada do not fall for the bullshit the rest of the world eats up!!