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"I like to go to the supermarket and watch grown women shop for cucumbers. Stand right behind them beating my dick — 'Pick that big green one!' This is too much, right? You wanted it, motherf*ckers, now you got it."

- Tracy Morgan To New York Magazine’s Vulture Blog

(We think he's joking…We hope he's joking!)

[Image via WENN.]

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17 comments to “Quote Of The Day”

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    It's Tracey Freakin Morgan Of course he was joking. But really? would Charlie Sheen say this to a magazine?Morgan has been talking negative about Sheen latetely, and this doesn't match up non hypocritically. but Tracey is a comedian so whatever works. All I got to say if Sheen is saying this quote it would be at a concert where people are paying him to say this. which one would you do? getting paid alot in concert to say this or getting paid not so much to say this in a monthly magazine.

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    that is sooooo funny

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    " well now…… isn't that special " Churchlady

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    Tracy Morgan is equal to Carlos Mencia, George Lopez, etc. Not a comedian.

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    LMAo Tracy is funny!! anyone who thinks hes remotely serious with any of his off the wall comments need to lighten up. It also looks like there is a bit missing.. he said you wanted it and now you got it.. so they must've been asking something he didn't really want to answer.

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    What a creep!

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    Re: Michael Spears Hilton – you cannot compare Charlie Sheen to Tracy Morgan.. For One.. If Sheen had said it like you stated.. he would have been dead serious…. and Sheen has drug problems.. you are taking one quote from a entire article and comparing it to Sheen (a drug addicted unstable human being) just seems silly

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    Women always go for the big ones. Fact!

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    I buy cucumbers, and I sure as hell don't use 'em for salads.
    [Shakes "maracas" at all you hating putas.]

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    What in the world?? That just creeped me out and I'm not a all a prude.

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    Another moron who sexualizes everything, get a life you loser even if it was a joke it's not funny.

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    Okay this comment just screamed "wierdo" to me! Even in jest, that comment is really off the wall strange!

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    yeah..not funny. that crosses the line into creepy degrading scum bag territory. ew.

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    He appears to respect cucumbers but not women.