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R-Pity Party For R-Patz

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So, Robert Pattinson needs some friends.

As unfathomable as it might seem, according to Rob, he doesn't have too many people in his life that he can just hang out with. As he's still doing the press rounds for Water For Elephants, he admitted in a recent interview that he's actually quite lonely when he isn't shooting a film. He explains:

"No one ever asks me to do anything. It's just so easy. When I'm not working I'm still one of those people who calls up their entire phone book to say, 'Hey, what you doing? Are you doing anything tonight? Can I come with you?' "

Um, how come you never call us, Robert? We'd be simply titillated to get your call and would be pleased as peaches to take you out for night on the town!!!

Seriously, hit us up ANYTIME, R-Patz! Day or night. 365 days a year. Christmas morning, you need a friend, we'll be there! New Year's Eve. Arbor Day. Valentine's - we're here for you!!! Don't hesitate! Let us in!!!

P.S. - KStew, who??? HA!

[Image via WENN.]

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21 comments to “R-Pity Party For R-Patz”

  1. 1

    When are you going to learn not to take him seriously? Rob has tons of friends and is close with Kristen Stewart but doesn't want to talk about his relationship with his girlfriend.

  2. 2

    Re: Glamazon555

    How the fuck do you know?

  3. 3

    Desperate much, Perez?

  4. 4

    He is so fugly and always looking dirty.

  5. 5

    hahaha love it Perez!

  6. rcs says – reply to this


    This site was more fun before I knew you copied everything from true gossip rags…well everything but your desperation…

  7. 7

    get over it already. you're never going to be with him or meet him. i'm sure when he was talking about his dream to kick papz asses, you would be included. And if Kristen wasn't part of his life she wouldn't of flown in for half a day for his WFE premiere & be taking care of his dog this week while he's working.

  8. 8

    Perez your fake ass is the last one he wants to hang out with.

  9. k-lee says – reply to this


    Wow, interesting… I kinda feel better about the fact that even celebrities experience this. I'm really amazed because I am the same exact way, nobody asks me to hangout, or do something over the weekend. I always have to initiate. Robert, I'll totally hang out with you. Not because you're a celeb, but because I feel like you've an interesting personality (I'm not even a fan)

  10. 10

    Re: rcs – Than why don't you go to those other gossip sites loser

  11. 11

    I love him and know he gets frustratedif he has nothing new to say to interviewers…he exaggerates and flat out makes things up sometimes. My guess is this is one of those times.

  12. 12

    Re: Rubber Rat – Because when the papparazzi catch him out in public, he is always surrounded by a group of friends. His costars always talk so well about him and how he has a lot of close people around. And he says he doesn't want to talk about his personal life.

  13. 13

    He has the most gorgeous jawline.

  14. 14

    holy perez, could you be anymore desperate?

  15. 15

    Sell ur soul to the devil and thats what you get….. but you also get millions of dollars and adoring fans but yeh I'd really hate being rich and adored

  16. 16

    Re: sayswho – Making stuff up is lying.

    if he's not lying, then it's pretty sad that he feels lonely with his girlfriend. Must not be a passionate, head over heels relationship.

  17. 17

    Re: Rubber Rat – I think that "Amazon555" is a Rob P stalker. She most likely has his posters all over her room. She stares at him day and night. She writes down Mrs. Robert Pattinson over 1000 times a day. She only goes on his blogs and gets pissed off at anyone who voices an opinion against him. She is like his protector. Who knows, maybe she is really a he. I know one thing for sure. She/he has a problem and needs help big time. It's not normal to be soooooooooooo obsessed with a celebrity.

  18. 18

    have u seen the pictures of KStew walking their dog Bear? so cute! a lot of people were wondering about how the dog was! and finally they were caught!

  19. 19

    sorry Rob I know how hard it must be to keep friends when your unavailable to hang out for months at a time but maybe its also the way you smell. Also I think Kristen is just a cover up for you being either bi or gay! I also agree with everyone else Perez your a desperate loser! Id read another site but they dont cover the gay stuff like you do perez… to bad you think your hot shat when your just a blogger.

  20. 20

    I'm more interested in who you hang with, Piggy. Who are your close friends? Isn't it time for another tearful video from you?

  21. 21

    LMAO at buggadaboo. The crazy hater who is the one who is obsessed with hate is calling someone else crazy. That's like being called crazy by Charles Manson. And you are the stalker, who is now stalking and obsessed with me. LOL