Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Now it is!
Check out the remix, or maybe re-imagining, of Britney Spears' Till The World Ends by the group SALEM.
The group dramatically slows down the club beat into a haunting melody over images of strippers and what looks like Middle Eastern war footage.
We don't exactly know how to explain it, but can simply say it is…oddly riveting.
Watch the video above and tell us what U think!