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Al-Qaeda Confirms Osama Bin Laden's Death, Vows To Seek Revenge

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This morning, al-Qaida took to militant websites to confirm to their followers that Osama Bin Laden is dead and in fact died at the hands of courageous Americans on Sunday.

Well, courageous to us. As you can imagine, they don't think too highly of us right now.

The statement released by Osama's duputies wished their "holy" leader be blessed by God and vowed retaliation on America for his death. Their statement reads:

"The blood of the holy warrior sheik, Osama bin Laden, God bless him, is too precious to us and to all Muslims to go in vain. We will remain, God willing, a curse chasing the Americans and their agents, following them outside and inside their countries.

Soon, God willing, their happiness will turn to sadness, their blood will be mingled with their tears."

Uh-huh. That's what you think. In the words of Hillary Clinton, "You cannot defeat us." We're already putting the kibosh on one of your attacks right now!

Turns out, shortly after the al-Qaida released their confirmation, materials obtained by the Navy SEALs who killed the al-Qaida leader revealed that the terrorists were planning on derailing an American train on the upcoming 10th anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks. One idea outlined in handwritten notes, presumed to be from February 2010, was to "tamper with an unspecified U.S. rail track so that a train would fall off the track at a valley or a bridge."

Consider that plan DONEZO!

This is the beginning of the end. Consider your days numbered!!!

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77 comments to “Al-Qaeda Confirms Osama Bin Laden's Death, Vows To Seek Revenge”



  1. 1

    Something sound fishy… so we "kill" their super leader and all they were going to do was derail a train?! Wow… way to stick it to us. Something sounds off about this.



  2. 2

    What the fuck are you saying, Perez? Since when do you understand anything about international terrorism?



  3. 3

    F'em! If they hit us again, we should nuke Mecca. Let them know that if they attack, they will pay a heavy price.



  4. 4

    So does this make the "deathers" believe binLaden is dead? Me thinks not.



  5. 5

    i dont know how i feel about releasing some of this info. if they know we know, they can change their plans. obviously they know if we have their info, they would know we found out, but still, could we be more discreet about it?



  6. 6

    Seriously Perez? … I would be scared if I were you!



  7. 7

    Things are going to get scary, for sure.



  8. 8

    like the sissy's they are - cowrads!



  9. 9

    You need to stop posting about world events. You are one of the most politically ignorant people on the planet, and you're also a fucking idiot. No one needs to hear your thoughts or opinions on important issues. You're a human cumrag.

  10. j.no says – reply to this


    10

    Really,days are numbered? You might want to try living in reality. This will never end.



  11. 11

    God willing…wtf…cuz God loves it when you kill 3,000+ of his children.



  12. 12

    Celebrity gossip at it's best!



  13. 13

    How do get people to get behind an idea - FEAR! That's psychology 101! So, if we fear a terrorist attack, we'll be behind spending more on the "War on Terror" (USA as Terrorists)! It's time to take our government back, because it is NOT serving the agenda of the American people! We have people still without homes from freaking Katrina, the Gulf spill, Tornadoes, etc… and oh, now we're losing Social Security and Medicaid! I have never ever been so ashamed of our government as I have been in the last 10 years!



  14. 14

    he is not a muslim leader errrrrrrr…im muslim and i am very happy he is dead he is a cruel man who took innocent peoples lives hope he burns in hell



  15. 15

    LOL, I'd say Al-Qaeda was quite successful..I mean after all they did force us to spend 1 trillion dollars on a war, take 10 years, lose 10kish troops + many more injured in attempt to hunt down and kill one guy..

    America 1
    Al-Qaeda 23983



  16. 16

    these people are crazy, so they can kill innocent people without thinking somebody will strike back? i dont have much with the their religion but the islam and the koran does not aprove you killing innocent humans..

    and all the people here bashing perez, if you dont like him, then why the hell come to his blog? get a life people because you clearly dont have one



  17. 17

    People seem to forget that Bin Laden wasn't the one who was hijacking planes and bombing places, his followers were, he might not be alive but they certainley still are.Killing him only puts America in more danger. Also Perez derailing the trains was a plan they had before Bin Ladens death. Also it may be an end to Bin Ladens life, but not the end of Bin Laden , and certainley not the end of Al-Qaeda , Bin Laden is a legend for them more than ever now, and they have many more reasons to attack America now.



  18. 18

    "Soon, God willing, their happiness will turn to sadness, their blood will be mingled with their tears." I can't lie this quote really saddens and sickens me; along with the fear it brings. I have no doubt in my mind they will retalliate and I am fearful of this- may God protect us all and help lead us through these dismal times.



  19. 19

    Re: Mario_Sucks.com – You are OBSESSED with Perez!! If you hate him so much why the hell are you on this site CONSTANTLY??? HAHAHA



  20. 20

    you sound fucking stupid perez. i dont think al qaida will ever be stopped, and just because you heard it from hillary clinton doesnt mean its going to happen. they hid osama for 10 YEARS. you don't think they are smart enough to keep the group together? Grow the fuck up.. seriously. I'm 20 and I understand that terrorism will exist way longer than now even though their leader is gone.



  21. 21

    "The blood of… Osama bin Laden… is too precious to us and to all Muslims to go in vain." Coming from a Muslim family, I find this extremely offensive. Please, do not speak for all of us. I am glad bin Laden is dead, and I can only hope for all terrorists to join him.



  22. 22

    Seriously Perez… you think this is the end, things are only ging to get worse. This will not end here. They will attack America or the Uk or even where I am right now which is a highly important military base and they WILL shake the world up. These people are delusional and all they want in their lives is to terrorise in the name of their God. You really think they are just going to go "Oh, fuck man they stopped our train attack. Oh well fancy a game of beer pong" You naive little shit.



  23. 23

    They are pretty evil when it comes to suprise attacks, even still, I will not be doing any travel on Sep 11 ever!



  24. 24

    Meanwhile, millions of idiotic Americans will start checking under their beds at night looking for Al-Qaida.

  25. sevgi says – reply to this


    25

    Re: Mad Dog – that is the most rascist thing ever to say and it would mean World War III !!!!!!!! the end of the world is near !!!!



  26. 26

    perez, shit like this is the reason people outside of america see us a bunch of cocky assholes. and if hillary clinton really said that shit, she's just as much of an idiot as you are. the cocky no one can defeat us attitude that so many americans have is the reason so many people hate our country and do shit like this to us. i'm glad they killed bin laden, but we are not safe from al qaeda at all now that he's gone. stop acting like we're invincible.

  27. sevgi says – reply to this


    27

    it makes me sick how Americans can be soo happy about killing someone, you had no right !! who are you to kill one person…. you should have brought him to justice and throw him in an isolated cell for the rest of his life !!!! who is the terrorist now???



  28. 28

    Re: MsOverstreet – i like your post, a lot. and i hope you and other Muslims who feel the same as you realize that not all of us believe that every Muslim is a terrorist and part of al qaeda.



  29. 29

    Perez, you are a moron. You are the scum of the Earth, please stop posting about world events that you know nothing about. No one besides the dumb bimbos you post about will care to know your thoughts, nobody important anyway. Please, youre an ignorant moron.



  30. 30

    God bless Obama! Those Republicans can't tell their as*ses from their elbows. The only thing they know how to do is lie and waste trillions of dollars borrowed from China.



  31. 31

    You know, these terrorists are pretty goofy people if you stop and think about it. "I'm going to mess with your stuff so your train goes off the track and some people die!" Sounds like the minds of a bunch of highly unsophisticated retards. These backwards towelheads would be absolutely hysterical if people's lives weren't really at risk.



  32. 32

    GOD BLESS OSAMA & GOD WILLING,HMMM THEY DON,T USE THE WORD GOD.EVER.IT,S ALLAH..I DON,T THINK A MUSLIM TERRORIST WOULD MAKE THAT TYPO….



  33. 33

    You're an idiot Mario. You have no idea what you're talking about. Just concentrate on your usual fluff and never mind world politics, you just can't grasp these concepts. Now just go pick out a silly tiny hat for your next crap interview.



  34. 34

    Re: sevgi – Its funny how you single out Americans yet fail to recall the images of Middle Easterners rejoicing in the streets when 3000 of our innocent people died in the twin towers. Did you forget how they did us in New York? How they sucker punched us? They turned our city upside down. Try walking through your city when it looks like a war zone and then come back and talk to me.



  35. 35

    Re: mistique – you wanna know wat a real warzone is go to palistine im from there thats called hell on earh and BTW not all muslims were happy with the events of 9/11 im a muslim and i found those events heartbreaking and disturbing so dont blame the whole of middle east for the stupidity and heartlessness of some muslims



  36. 36

    perez you obviously are INCREDIBLY IGNORANT!!!! YOU DONT KNOW A THING ABOUT POLITICS, stupid comments!!!



  37. 37

    Are you that fucking stupid? What because we know about a possible train attack that means the plan is squashed? There are millions of lines of unguarded track in the US, and all it takes is one jack ass with a bomb to derail a train.

    It’s great that we finally killed Osama, but that’s one person. They forever changed our world, by one act of terror that was carried out in a single day. We just spent 10 years searching for one guy. As much as I hate these pig fuckers, it’s safe to say they are still winning.



  38. 38

    Re: Mad Dog – Really? It's not the entire Muslim faith that supports Al Qaeda. If we nuked Mecca that would be the single worst act of terrorism by any side in the entire history of the world. Shame on you.



  39. 39

    Re: mistique – Hi, sorry but that's a common misconception. Just because there were pictures of Muslims rejoicing in the streets doesn't mean it was because of the Twin Tower attacks. Those pictures could have been taken at any time for any event. Please use your brain in the future. Thanks.



  40. 40

    Re: sevgi – You have got to be kidding me… Yes, let us spend more of our money just to keep him alive and keep the idealists happy. I don't condone war, but death is sometimes necessary… Any nation that will not protect itself with steel and blood and destroy those that actively seek its downfall will be itself destroyed. So has it been since the dawn of history, and history books are filled with the rise and fall of civilizations that bear testimony to this. Barring a complete miraculous change of human nature it will always be this way. The pacifist and the idealist do not like to speak of this unpleasant fact (and it is very unpleasant), but it is a fact nonetheless. So yes, it may be in poor taste to celebrate death, but this was only "revenge" for those who choose to embrace that. This was the surgical removal of a stated threat to our nation and our people.

    "We sleep soundly in our beds at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on our behalf." -Winston Churchill



  41. 41

    Re: alrightalright – 1) learn to spell. 2) regardless of what you think of their actions, they aren't 'sissy's' 3) realize that ignorance and arrogance don't make you right.



  42. 42

    Re: Mad Dog – i don't even have words for the foolishness of that statement.



  43. 43

    I'm not a Muslim but shame on them for speaking for all Muslims!!! They do NOT represent them, however, they do seem to be a curse for their faith.



  44. 44

    Al-Qaeda can lick my ass! They will never touch our soil with all the advances we have after 9/11.



  45. 45

    Re: Kelbie – Well said. Thank you!



  46. 46

    Re: mvvolkin – Thank you too!!



  47. 47

    Re: sevgiRe: KelbieRe: mvvolkin – If your enemy doesn't fear losing something, they will attack. We need to make them afraid to attack us.

  48. krw35 says – reply to this


    48

    Damn, your ignorant! It will NEVER end.



  49. 49

    Took us practically a decade to find Osama in an expensive house? I don't buy it.

  50. @v@ says – reply to this


    50

    Re: Mad Dog – That's exactly what they're doing.



  51. 51

    YOU AMERICANS NEED TO OPEN UP YOUR EYES!!
    You believe in a lie of your government…the body was washed away in sea according to islamic ritual? THATS BULLSHIT…in islam dead bodies are buried in ground like in christianity

    And now u believe in some random statement passed by millitants taking revenge?? THATS ALL PRE PLANED OPEN UP URE EYES… YOUR OWN GOVERNMENT KILLED URE OWN PEOPLE



  52. 52

    Re: spreadthetruth – oh ok.



  53. 53

    God Bless America



  54. 54

    Re: spreadthetruth – our government crossed the t & dotted the i [muslime burial at sea is allowed if it is thought that the if the muslim would be burried & it the grave would be possibly vandalized [fanatics wanting relics from such grave] then it is permissable for burial at sea….so i guess we can all refer to osama bin laden as "chicken of the sea"



  55. 55

    Ugh, once again Americans fuck up everything for the rest of the world. What exactly did they hope to achieve by killing Bin Laden? How dumb and selfish can they be, the rest of the world doesn't want any more terrorism caused by the U.S.



  56. 56

    If anyone thinks that they are done terrorising us, your an idiot. They are mentally deranged people and they think of nothing but evil. The next attack will be well planned I am sure. They are only beginning now. It surely is a very real thing and I think that ppl should all be concerned and not just fluff off the threats from these unstable idiots.



  57. 57

    Re: Deadwing – You are ignorant and should be sterilized.



  58. 58

    Re: Naomixx – Not only American troops are over there,so
    yeah…



  59. 59

    i swear if canada gets involved in this ill be reeeal pissed. canadians are too nice and will probly join with america



  60. 60

    Re: Naomixx – hi, shut up. like what are you even saying? bye



  61. 61

    Re: sevgi – im not even american and im gonna defend there actions: osama bin laden didnt surrender, and fought back!! what did you think they would do? shoot him in the shoulder? do you know what he would have done then? shoot back and surely not in the arm, it to kill or be killed, dont be so naive, in his name thousand where killed, payback is a bitch he deserved what he got



  62. 62

    Re: Genghis Khan – ALL terrorists are "pretty goofy people" but unfortunately, many of them are also very smart considering the things they've already managed. And Re: Mad Dog – My God are you dense. Al-Qaeda doesn't operate from Mecca, Morocco, they have nothing to do with Mecca! You'll find most followers in Pakistan and Afghanistan, 2 countries that are nowhere near Morocco. And you are clearly not aware of the fact that Al-Qaeda has actually killed thousands upon thousands of Muslims, 8 times more Muslims than non-Muslims to be exact. Unbelievable… you would think, seeing that someone comments on the subject, they would actually know a thing or two about that subject..



  63. 63

    Re: jusssayin' – if you were familiar with Al-Qaeda's history and Operation Cyclone would ring a bell, you would know what he/she is saying.



  64. 64

    Osama is dead, NO!!!!! Who will tuck me in at night and read me a bedtime story?



  65. 65

    Re: Mad Dog – But america is Islam. You can't attack your own people that make their pilgrimage to Mecca.



  66. 66

    Re: Moogle80 – BTW Mecca is not in Morocco but in Saudi Arabia



  67. 67

    Re: Moogle80 – BTW Mecca is not in Morroco but in Saudi Arabia



  68. 68

    Re: Kelbie – If you think there weren't people in Muslim countries rejoicing over the fact that 3000 innocent Americans were killed, you are delusional.And to Loser333, if you weren't one of those Muslims rejoicing, then my comment doesn't refer to you.Sorry if you want to blow my warzone comment all out of proportion and perspective. I'm not from Palestine. I'm from New York. That is my home and that's the experience I speak from.



  69. 69

    Re: Yulenne Yuyu – Fuck, that was the dumbest mistake I ever made. I just hit myself. Why the hell did I think it was in Morocco?! Maybe because of Mariah's Moroccan, don't know. Totally my bad, I'm sorry, bad bad bad, I suck, epic fail, I'm turn my face to shame… still, shouldn't be nuked and it's pretty far removed from Afgh + Paki (I will use Google maps more often from now on..) and there are 2 Mecca's in the US. That made me snicker a little.. I'm back to feeling ashamed again now…



  70. 70

    Re: spreadthetruth – You need to open your eyes, it happened. Nobody said burial at sea is a Muslim tradition, he was put in the ocean because no country would take his body as well as the fact that his grave would most likely become a shrine, the Muslim tradition that was followed is that they need to be buried within 24 hours of their death.

  71. sevgi says – reply to this


    71

    Re: jenums727 – I´m not the biggest fan of Osama either, I just don´t think that just because he killed thousabnds of people, that gives others the right to kill back on purpose, came me an idealist, but I don´t agree with killing, just to scare people… what makes a man different from a terorrist if he does exactley the same thing, killing, just to scare people…. BTW I feel terribly sad for what happened at 9/11, don't get me wrong, I just don't agree with killing out of revenge…



  72. 72

    Re: Moogle80 – im actually very familiar with our history involving the middle east. she mad an uneducated statement so i made an uneducated response. also last time i checked i replied to her and not you, so why dont you go take a long walk off a short pier asshole.



  73. 73

    And this is way muslims should be sent back to where they came from. They have no place in the West, they only cause problems.
    Nuke them until they glow i say.



  74. 74

    Re: sevgi – Shut up you moron !!!!!



  75. 75

    the operation was a planned assassination, multiply violating elementary norms of international law. There appears to have been no attempt to apprehend the unarmed victim, as presumably could have been done by 80 commandos facing virtually no opposition—except, they claim, from his wife, who lunged towards them. In societies that profess some respect for law, suspects are apprehended and brought to fair trial. I stress “suspects.” In April 2002, the head of the FBI, Robert Mueller, informed the press that after the most intensive investigation in history, the FBI could say no more than that it “believed” that the plot was hatched in Afghanistan, though implemented in the UAE and Germany. What they only believed in April 2002, they obviously didn’t know 8 months earlier, when Washington dismissed tentative offers by the Taliban (how serious, we do not know, because they were instantly dismissed) to extradite bin Laden if they were presented with evidence—which, as we soon learned, Washington didn’t have. Thus Obama was simply lying when he said, in his White House statement, that “we quickly learned that the 9/11 attacks were carried out by al Qaeda.”



  76. 76

    Nothing serious has been provided since. There is much talk of bin Laden’s “confession,” but that is rather like my confession that I won the Boston Marathon. He boasted of what he regarded as a great achievement.

    There is also much media discussion of Washington’s anger that Pakistan didn’t turn over bin Laden, though surely elements of the military and security forces were aware of his presence in Abbottabad. Less is said about Pakistani anger that the U.S. invaded their territory to carry out a political assassination. Anti-American fervor is already very high in Pakistan, and these events are likely to exacerbate it. The decision to dump the body at sea is already, predictably, provoking both anger and skepticism in much of the Muslim world.



  77. 77

    F U perez..doesnt allow me to post links and facts ..why do posts have to be screened?
    where is the freedom of speech?