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Italian College Doesn't Want Students Fraternizing With The Jersey Shore Crew

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They want to keep their school a "guido-free" zone.

As of this week, The Jersey Shore crew are in the motherland and have begun taping the fourth season of their MTV show in Italy. While they might be thrilled to be taking a vacay from Seaside Heights, one Italian university is imploring their students to steer clear of the American hoodlums. In fact, the school has fired off a letter to its students, warning them of the dangers of fraternizing with the fist-pumpers.

The letter from the Istituto Lorenzo de' Medici to its students residing in a local apartment complex off campus reads:

"Dear Students,

Our Housing dept. has informed us that starting May 9th there will be shootings inside the 2nd floor apartment of your building. We advise you to NOT sign any paper, let anyone in, and keep us informed."

That last part is crucial as it seems the I.L.D.M. will go to any lengths to keep their guys out of Snooki's grasp and their girls out of sight from The Situation.

They are soooo serious about this, officials have offered "alternative housing close to campus" to anyone who wants to get away from the Jersey kids and a partial refund to anyone who has already pre-paid for their rent and wants to leave.

Whoa! That's…a little much! What does the school think their going to to do? Sound off a grenade whistle and start traipsing through every person's apartment they come across? C'mon!

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23 comments to “Italian College Doesn't Want Students Fraternizing With The Jersey Shore Crew”



  1. 1

    PEREZ, you really are not smart. like you are a dumb idiot. giving gays and americans a bad name.



  2. 2

    American fusckass trash at it's very lowest! WooHoo!



  3. 3

    They are the reason so many people hate Americans.



  4. 4

    I guarantee that the guys will NEVER score with the Italian women of Florence, unless they can speak Italian. Will never happen. The women will be pursued like crazy by the Italian men, and whatever dirty gypsy druggie men who pass themselves off as Italian. Ha-Ha! Once again, there are 30+ American schools all over Florence. Trust me they don't care. American revenue means tax dollars for the state.



  5. 5

    Guess what I found out last week. Snooki is Chilean. She was born in Santiago & raised by an Italian-American couple. I wondered why she was darker than most Italian women. It's not just her fake & bake. She has no Italian blood in her whatsoever. If I live with a Filipino landlord for 2 years, does that make me Filipino? No, it doesn't. That whole show is so fuckin fake, not just the tans. What a joke.



  6. 6

    Oh yeah… JWoww is Irish-Spanish and Angelina Pivarnick is Polish. The Situation & Pauly D are the only Italians on that show & they're not even from Jersey. What a piece of shit that series is!



  7. 7

    I am Italian…..trust me……they will not score any Italian girl……maybe Snooky and the girls will get some Italian guys  ….but Italian girls are too classy for those guys hahah
    Although I watch the show (it’s so ghetto you can’t stop watching)  It makes me feel bad that this is the way that Americans sees us, (also because of the Sopranos), maybe if you watch this season in Italy you will all realize what Italians (real ones) really look like.

    Grazie 



  8. 8

    by the way, lame in italian is "SFIGATI"



  9. 9

    Wow Talia you're stupid! First of all chileans are not dark at all (hey guess what? not everyone in south america is brown!) and second of all if she was adopted that makes her their DAUGHTER. Being adopted is not the same as being someone's roommate for two years, did you know that?



  10. 10

    yeah dumbass that's exactly what they think. they don't want any dumb americans soiling they young peoples minds. you are so ignorant that u don't see u r being used to keep poeple dumbed down with this assinine website with the few followers that it has



  11. 11

    To bad America doesn't go to such lengths to keep these scumbags away from people.

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    12

    Re: Talia88 – They're t.v. Italians. Whaddayawant?



  13. 13

    Yeah, because shame on them that they want their students to focus on studying as opposed to partying which is the only thing the idiots from Jersey Shore know how to do. Maybe they want their students to continue having meaningful conversations rather than thinking that one of the first colony states was Canada (Yeah, a direct quote from "snookie"). And maybe they don't believe in labeling their students based on their looks. Only you would think that an institute of higher learning should be impressed that these loosers are excited that non-educated, low-class drunken whores are invading.

    Only you Mario. But maybe that's because you have no education either.



  14. 14

    Perez, did you know that Lorenzo De'Medici is an American school in Florence? It is actually the sister school of Marist College, in New York and no Italians actually go there.



  15. 15

    These students are in school for a reason the university is just making sure the students are able to get the studying in that they NEED to get good grades without having some orange sloots being rowdy and drunk next door and keeping them from living their lives normally. Some people actually take their schooling seriously and also have to do this thing called "work" to pay for everything (University and work is very stressful just fyi perez…) If you knew anything about that you'd know that you wouldn't want them next door to you either.



  16. 16

    Istituto Lorenzo de Medici is an international university.
    Americans are like 70% of the student population, also teachers and administrators.
    I studied there. So, are the same american who doesn´t what them there.



  17. 17

    To those of you who are saying that Perez is uneducated, or that he doesn't know anything about college life, you are 100% incorrect. He graduated with a Bachelor's degree from NYU. And he did all of that before he was famous, so I'm sure he genuinely worked at it like the rest of us normal folks had to!!



  18. 18

    Re: Talia88 – are you stupid???? the show isnt about italian people coming from Jersey. Its about american-italian people going to live on Jersey shore OVER THE SUMMER.

    also, Deena, the situation, pauly D, sammi and vinny are all italian- american according to your "standards" which is, btw, a complete joke. you sound like Hitler dude.



  19. 19

    Are you kidding Perez? This whole TV show is a joke!!! What can they do? THESE PEOPLE GET PAID TO BE MORONS!! I used to like you, but come on. Use your brain.



  20. 20

    Re: Talia88 – pulease everybody knew this already, she said it herself, and she didnt live with her PARENTS for two years, she lived with them her whole life, so no that doesnt make her italian by blood but she is raised by italians, i think that says enough.. oh and again a big suprise!! jwoww is irish! woww really?



  21. 21

    We advise you to NOT sign any paper, let anyone in, and keep us informed.

    It's not that they don't want their students fraternizing with those people, they are trying to protect their (the students') image and interests. It is only smart.



  22. 22

    yeah IM BEING MOVED..im in munich until tuesday and my stuff is still in the apartment soooo im hoping they will let us stay. theyre bribing us with 200 euro because they dont want bad press, our apartment looked onto their deck and everything!!



  23. 23

    I studied in Florence and while the Italian women will probably not go for these guys, there are still plenty of American girls living there that will.