Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We can't help but be a little wary about this…
After being HOrrifically plagued by cast and crew injuries and a plethora of production problems, Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark took a month off to revamp the troubled production, kicked director Julie Taymor to the curb and pulled in new producers, and apparently, is now ready to debut once again with new music and a revised story!
Check out the latest poster (above)!
And according to a promotional e-mail:
Order your tickets now and be the first to see the brand-new version of Broadway's musical spectacular–with new music, new scenes and a whole new take on the mind-blowing theatrical adventure. Songwriting superstars Bono & The Edge of U2 have joined forces with a new team of artists to bring this sensation to even greater heights. Be there.
The new previews begin May 12th, with an official opening June 14th.
At least, for now.
All right, guys! You've had more than enough time! Let's either get this right or put a fork in it!