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Charlie Teaches His Boys The Word "Rehab"

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Oh gawd.

Charlie Sheen finally has his boys Bob and Max with him for the first time since March and instead of spending quality time with them by playing games and reading them children's stories, Charlie has decided to teach his young 2-year-old twins the word "rehab."

Ugh.

Charlie explains:

"I am teaching them words, because they're speaking now. I'm teaching them the word 'rehab' so they always know where their mom is."

Wow, really?? REALLY, Charlie?? Those are some A+ parenting skills right there.

Nothing like teaching your boys how to disrespect their mother.

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31 comments to “Charlie Teaches His Boys The Word "Rehab"”



  1. 1

    There's disrespect and then there's reality, Perez. Seeing as how you've never been a parent, and therefore have zero parenting skills and no hands-on experience, you're not in a position to judge. And Sheen is known for being a smart-ass; do you not recognize sarcasm? Drop your smarmy, holier-than-thou act and SFTU when it comes to parenting. No one takes you that seriously; it's almost sad that you do.



  2. 2

    HAHAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY! perez, its a joke. have a sense of humor.



  3. 3

    Can he teach them the word "douche" so that they'll always know what their father is?



  4. 4

    Re: La Garse – Actually, Garse, you're the one who needs to lose the preachy attitude against Perez. What you fail to understand is that regardless of whether or not Charlie is joking, his kids are now/will be aware of the cheap pot shots he repeatedly takes at their mother. He may think he's winning/funny now; but when his children all turn their backs on him later in life, he won't be smirking quite so much.



  5. 5

    Re: Meggie246624 – If I ever want advice, be assured you're the last person I'll turn to; I want someone with brains and sense, not an idiot like you. Sheen is who he is, and he was clearly being sarcastic. Now go back to your cartoons, child, and leave your betters — ME — alone.



  6. 6

    I'M SURE HE WAS JUST JOKING. YOU TAKE THINGS WAY TOO SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!! HAHAHA THAT'S A LAUGH LEARN HOW TO USE IT SOMETIME AND YOUR PANTIES WON'T ALWAYS BE IN A BUNCH!!!



  7. 7

    He is one sick SOB . Of course, since he is seriously disturbed, he can always say he was just kidding.



  8. 8

    hahahaha Funny! I guess they are learning coke whores, hookers, porn stars, unemployable, insanity…..etc,..are you sure you want that much reality in your kids lives?



  9. 9

    Re: La Garse – While it's evident that you're attempting to condescend, your immaturity is self-evident. And I'm confident that you'll reply to this post, as you're clearly insecure and need to have the last word. That's fine - feel free, as I won't be back to this thread. So hush now honey - it's time for your nap, as it's a school day for you tomorrow.



  10. 10

    Nothing wrong with the word rehab. I was in rehab. Best (but scariest) decision I ever made. 90 days sober today! WOO HOO! YAY ME! Charlie should consider some rehab for himself. Only problem is they don't teach you how to not be an asshole.

    (To anybody reading this who thinks he/she has a problem with booze or drugs, you should try rehab. It can't hurt. You can always go back to drinking or drugs if you can't handle it. At least try it. Life is actually pretty fuckin' nice when you're sober.)



  11. 11

    I thought it was funny. I'm a parent. My kid's an honor student, very well behaved and loves life. When he was 4 I used to have him say, "stop hitting me mommy" while he was in the market with his mother. And "mom, you farted didn't you" while in the checkout line. Wasn't funny for her at the time, but she laughs about it now.

    But Charlie used something quite real here. The kids will probably resent the comment later on (if they ever see it. they're still toddlers) but it won't effect the relationship between them and their Father. They, too, have Tiger Blood.

    And let's not forget that Brooke has said some pretty nasty things in a non sarcastic light regarding Charlie.

    In the long run this comment will be part of 4,534,204 news stories in Charlies life. He'll claim "I never said that". That simple. And life will go on.



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  13. 13

    I used to like u, but now u are a fucking goof… your mother must be proud



  14. 14

    I think he is teaching them the word rehab so they will get used to where they will be living a third of their little lives, if daddy and mommy go broke he better teach them "prison". They really don't have a chance unless those godesses get custody.



  15. 15

    Why not? Within 15 years they will be next for rehab anyway.



  16. 16

    Thats actually pretty hilarious. Probably the only thing thats come out of his mouth that actually made me crack a smile.



  17. 17

    Re: La Garse – It sounds to me like you're trying to make excuses for your failed parenting. Let me guess the next thing you say is "You don't have kids so you can't judge *Excuse starts* you don't know how hard it is to raise children" *wahh wahh*

    end.



  18. 18

    Re: WHAT????? – Have you ever stopped to think that not putting ENOUGH reality in children is why they are so dumb today? Teen STD on the rise TEEN pregnancy on the rise, they think its cool to go out partying every night to get shit faced, etc,etc..Shielding your children is very bad. Take sex for instance, Instead of telling them not to have sex, not to have sex, not to have sex you should be telling them to wear a condom, wear a condom, wear a condom. because since they are teens and its actually programmable in our brain to instantly want to challenge authority, and challenge you're elders, if you lose..you get shit kids like that. If you win you maintain a "dominance" over them = Good kid. We are animals after all. Basically they are just going to turn around and do the opposite of what you say so you might as well brace them for that(sex) instead of saying no.



  19. 19

    Re: NookiesWA – I was being tongue in cheek, but I do see your point. Here you go. THIS is fact. The predictor of a persons behavior is their exposure and DNA (tada) yep I have read the statics. Education does give you a fighting chance, but nature and nuture does win. It is just the truth. There is not a study in the WORLD that tells you education will overcome it, it may put 2 drops in the bucket, but unless you change the surroundings(parents, culture)..No hope…… PALEEZE someone write about how your parents were prostitute drug addicts and you worked your way up to president(usually you find out ur kids in jail or s/thing) there are ALWAYS exceptions to the rule that is why they call them exceptions.



  20. 20

    uhhh to tell them that he's going there next?

    he shouldn't talk. at least she's in there, when he left so many times because he couldn't handle it. she's a stronger parent for trying.

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    21

    Well, so much for his seeking custody. Alienation much? As if he had nothing to do with the lifestyle that put her there. Welcome to denial city.



  22. 22

    I kind of think that Charlie's "crazy man" antics have become more of a PR act for his tour than anything else… especially if he's really clean and sober like his people are claiming. I really wouldn't take this comment too seriously. It sounded like a joke.



  23. 23

    Ugh! Why don't you teach them hypocrite, sex addict, drug addict, misogynist, abuser, and all around disgusting person. Poor kids! Even if their grandparents are normal, most kids want to look up to their parents, and in this case, there is nothing to look up to!



  24. 24

    When did he see his kids and is he allowed to do so ? Unsupervised ????



  25. 25

    Re: NookiesWA – agree, agree, agree. and how does La Garse KNOW if Perez has ever been a Parent?????????????? but u my dear hit the nail on the head, thanks!



  26. 26

    hahahaha I am sure he is just trolling around with them. love you Charlie!



  27. 27

    I think he is just kidding but to be honest that's where she's been for over half their little lives. And she's most likely going to be in and out of rehab for the rest of their lives Why sugar coat it. She's a useless gold digging crack head and that's what she's always going to be. They might as well know what to tell their friends when they ask them why their Mommy is never home.

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    Re: BlahBlahBlah3009 – Yeah, it's probably a joke, but it's a barbed joke, and the sad thing is his kids will read it some day and feel less about themselves, because kids know they are from their parents. Sad that she struggled with it, and sad that he said it, and sad that they might be weak, too.



  29. 29

    "Nothing like teaching your boys how to disrespect their mother."

    Hello? Born yesterday much? Charlie can't put 3 sentences together without one of them trashing Denise Richards… and that is pretty much understood to be well known by the writer of that asinine comment…



  30. 30

    Re: La Garse – You are a f*cking a$$hole!



  31. 31

    this is awesome … once a family court gets wind of this he will probably end up with supervised visitation … ha ha charlie you have no idea what your inflated ego just did you LOSING moron!!! man i can't stop laughing … he really outsmarted himself this time … ha ha ha ha ha