FYI: You CAN sing that headline to the tune of the Carmen San Diego theme song. Just saying.
Turns out, we know exactly where he was the day J.Lo frolicked about the breaches of Mexico - at home on his couch. You see, he actually COULDN'T be in the video because of the conditions of his probation. He is legally prohibited to travel South of the border for any reason, even for work.
Ah-ha! Mystery solved! Oh, and there is an added bonus!
Seems that thanks to a generous product placement fee offered up by the relaxation drink called Koma (look for it in the hands of J.Lo at the top of the video), producers now have enough money to shoot the video again, in L.A., with Wheezy!
Nice! See, things all seem to work out in the end!
[Image via WENN.]