Good lord, we just can't get rid of them, can we?
Just look at what you've spawned, Kim Zolciak! For shame! LOLz!
The Real Housewives of DC's official White House gatecrasher, Michaele Salahi, has an addition to her long list of
pathological lies accomplishments - she's apparently a singer, and is prepping the iTunes release of her first single, Bump It, which debuts tomorrow!
Check out a clip of the track (below)!
Yes, she claims that the voice on that track belongs to her!
She also claims that she decided to pursue a career in music because Oprah Winfrey told her to while the pair
chased sunshine and kittens through the imaginary fields of Virginia Wine Country together backstage during the inauguration of President Barack Obama!
Well, if The Big O says so, gurl! LOLz!
[Image via WENN.]