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It Never Ends! Michaele Salahi To Release Her Own Single!

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Good lord, we just can't get rid of them, can we?

Just look at what you've spawned, Kim Zolciak! For shame! LOLz!

The Real Housewives of DC's official White House gatecrasher, Michaele Salahi, has an addition to her long list of pathological lies accomplishments - she's apparently a singer, and is prepping the iTunes release of her first single, Bump It, which debuts tomorrow!

Check out a clip of the track (below)!

Yes, she claims that the voice on that track belongs to her!

She also claims that she decided to pursue a career in music because Oprah Winfrey told her to while the pair chased sunshine and kittens through the imaginary fields of Virginia Wine Country together backstage during the inauguration of President Barack Obama!

Well, if The Big O says so, gurl! LOLz!

Enjoy…or something!

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29 comments to “It Never Ends! Michaele Salahi To Release Her Own Single!”



  1. 1

    Um. If folks put this pathetic pathological fabricator on permanent "ignore," there wouldn't be a "single" — or if there were, we could be blissfully unaware of it.



  2. 2

    that song and that outfit belongs to a 13 year old girl!!! GIVE IT BACK!



  3. 3

    Hon…please take a hint. Stop trying to desperately chase the spotlight…you're grabbing at straws. Your Celebrity Rehab stunt was pathetic enough!



  4. 4

    This song is pretty much an insult to all hard working middle aged women. Get it together, woman!



  5. 5

    And you're definitely not in a glass house when it comes to supporting shitty artists there Punkinhead. uh huh.

  6. Blunt says – reply to this


    6

    This bitch is a second away from a padded room and Lithium dosages! Delusional at best



  7. 7

    WTF was that - seriously it sounded like a crazed cat in heat - she looks over 40 and singing a song of tween - beyond friggin creepy!



  8. 8

    This woman is pushing 50 and wearing a mini skirt and chasing a career in music???? She can't sing!!!! Also, I am more than sure that Oprah did not tell her to pursue anything other than the exit door.



  9. 9

    Someone needs to get them on a show and prove the countless lies this crazy woman and her wacko husband have told. They do not live in the real world.



  10. 10

    Re: pie107 – Lawl.



  11. 11

    I wonder if her husband is forcing her. I had a girlfriend who stayed with her low life husband because she wouldn't admit to making a mistake. FINALLY after 20 years she ended it. She met the most wonderful guy who she deserves and he takes care of her. Shes a diffrent person today and very happy.



  12. 12

    S A D O L D D E S P E R A T E W A N N A B E ….. just sayin'



  13. 13

    i think she's kinda hot, but the song is definitely not



  14. 14

    what the fuck is she wearing? she's a little long in the tooth to be attending some catholic junior high school. poor thing… I don't have the intestinal fortitude to listen to her "song".



  15. 15

    I will never be able to un-hear this



  16. 16

    Beautiful!! Now THAT'S what I call a real voice! A woman of substance and talent! She has kept this instrument of hers - this blessed voice - a secret for decades! Only her close ones were aware of her gift from the heavens. Now we will ALL be honoured with it and our ears will be sanctified with her vocal purity and ability!



  17. 17

    Ugh!!! That type of music should never come from someone over 40. Go away bottom feeder!!



  18. 18

    She's Spencer (the) Pratt's mother, isn't she?



  19. 19

    It's pathetic when even your speaking voice has to be auto-tuned.



  20. 20

    The only thing this worthless mongrel would be good for is making porn movies. I'd like to see her take it from behind from a guy packing 12".

    I'd pay double if her husband got the same done to him LOLz.



  21. 21

    isn t she a little too old for that bs?



  22. 22

    Re: Blunt

    LOL!!



  23. 23

    This lady is the biggest attention whore ever. Crashing the white house dinner and then trying toooo hard to be relevant on RHODC. This is god awful I hope someone removes her vocal cords ASAP.



  24. 24

    Re: secretstar – you do know that crack kills right?



  25. 25

    She's a bit old for that outfit.

  26. @v@ says – reply to this


    26

    Re: secretstar – It's not 4:20 yet. You seem to have started early.

  27. @v@ says – reply to this


    27

    Wait till you see her cheerleader outfit.



  28. 28

    60 year olds should not dress like that and the song is just someone talking



  29. 29

    uhumm, why?