He is just completely awful.
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Yes! As we speak, the newlyweds are relaxing somewhere unknown to the rest of the world outside of the palace and the paparazzi are scouring the globe trying to find them!
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, aka William and Kate, have finally gone off on their honeymoon. This morning, the Palace confirmed that the happy couple headed off for some alone time together as William was given two weeks leave from his duties with his RAF Search and Rescue squadron. As the bride and groom are hoping to have some "privacy" during their honeymoon, the Palace is mum about where the couple have gone to.
If it makes any of you feel better, Kate probably didn't even know where they were going on their honeymoon as it is tradition to keep the bride in the dark about the honeymoon destination. But she's in the know now! HA!
So far, the only lead anyone has is the island of Seychelles in the Indian Ocean, but we imagine that's a false trail.
Sneaky, sneaky royals.
UPDATE: William & Kate's honeymoon destination IS the island of Seychelles! It's been confirmed!
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