It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
PLEASE be playing a lifeguard!!!
And please don't ACTUALLY wear a speedo! LOLz!
David Hasselhoff has joined the cast of Piranha 3DD, which is already shooting and scheduled for release this Thanksgiving.
Are U looking forward to seeing the former Baywatch star saving lives and/or being eaten alive in Piranha 3DD?