But now it's straight up cancelled!
Ticket holders were sent the following email on Friday:
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There's only one explanation! She's allergic to prison!
We just wish she'd be allergic to
booze drugs spray tan trouble!
Despite Lindsay Lohan managing to (most likely) escape any serious punishment after she pleads no contest in her misdemeanor theft case, the El Lay City Attorney's office is maintaining that despite her celebrity status, the formerly hard pAArtying actress has received no special treatment!
Carmen Trutanich explains:
"Ms. Lohan isn't being cut any special deals. When our office got the case last week, it went through the ordinary channels, and the case was assigned to a regular deputy from our office. Everyone gets the same justice in our office, period. Our office has done our job. We will cooperate with the Sheriff's Department in whatever needs to occur regarding Ms. Lohan. I think Judge Sautner knew what she was doing. Judge Sautner evaluated the evidence and made a thoughtful and informed decision."
We just hope Lindsay is aware of how lucky she truly is, and continues to take serious steps toward getting her life together!
There is NO way she can keep slithering out of trouble like this - and we doubt that in the event that she does find herself in front of a courtroom once again, no judge or lawyer anywhere will be nearly as lenient!
Fingers crossed for you, gurl!
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