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La Lohan NOT Receiving Special Treatment, Says City Attorney!

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There's only one explanation! She's allergic to prison!

We just wish she'd be allergic to booze drugs spray tan trouble!

Despite Lindsay Lohan managing to (most likely) escape any serious punishment after she pleads no contest in her misdemeanor theft case, the El Lay City Attorney's office is maintaining that despite her celebrity status, the formerly hard pAArtying actress has received no special treatment!

Carmen Trutanich explains:

"Ms. Lohan isn't being cut any special deals. When our office got the case last week, it went through the ordinary channels, and the case was assigned to a regular deputy from our office. Everyone gets the same justice in our office, period. Our office has done our job. We will cooperate with the Sheriff's Department in whatever needs to occur regarding Ms. Lohan. I think Judge Sautner knew what she was doing. Judge Sautner evaluated the evidence and made a thoughtful and informed decision."

We just hope Lindsay is aware of how lucky she truly is, and continues to take serious steps toward getting her life together!

There is NO way she can keep slithering out of trouble like this - and we doubt that in the event that she does find herself in front of a courtroom once again, no judge or lawyer anywhere will be nearly as lenient!

Fingers crossed for you, gurl!

[Image via WENN.]

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7 comments to “La Lohan NOT Receiving Special Treatment, Says City Attorney!”

  1. 1

    Yes she's getting special treatment. She will never learn her lesson because she is NEVER held accountable for her actions.

  2. 2

    Has she learned yet? No. Did jail make her a saint? No. She is going to continue to make the law system look like a joke because she can.

  3. 3

    They say that EVERY time they give a celeb a walk.

  4. 4

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha …. thanks for the laugh. Funniest headline and statement of the year. When does this bitch NOT get special treatment?? I want to see every single parole violator from now on get the same treatment, you know, since it's NOT special treatment.

  5. 5

    Didn't she make a movie called _Just My Luck_?

  6. 6

    I call BS.

  7. @v@ says – reply to this


    Allrighty then. Saying something doesn't necessarily make it true, but whatever.