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Lindsay's Probation Report Reveals She Tested POSITIVE For Alcohol In February!

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Wow. She really cannot stop herself, can she?

All the more reason she needs to be MONITORED for quite some time - and CLOSELY!

According to Lindsay Lohan's probation report, which was filed in late February during her grand theft trial, her officer revealed that not only is "substance abuse is the root of the defendant's problems," but that the formerly hard-pAArtying actress test positively for alcohol on February 8th of this year - only a month after she left Betty Ford behind!

Furthermore, the report also claims that the night of her alleged attack on the Betty Ford staffer, multiple restaurant, hotel, and nightclub employees confirmed that Lindsay was drinking. She also seems to have a history of shoplifting:

"Defendant has been suspected of similar conduct in other jewelry stores … As a result [the detective in the necklace case] recommends that the defendant … be ordered to serve at least six months in county jail."

At the time the report was filed, she was also listed as taking Trazadone for sleep, Nexium for heartburn, Yaz as birth control, Zoloft for depression, Zyrtec for allergies, and Doxcycline and Zythromax for strep throat.

The report concludes:

"Although the defendant has no record of violence or prior felony convictions, her recent positive test for alcohol use and the allegations in the current matter are troubling in that she continues to violate the law, despite prior grants of probation and county jail time. More severe sanctions may be necessary in order for the defendant to better understand the gravity of her actions. If convicted as charged in the present matter, it would appear that defendant's criminal conduct is increasing in seriousness and severity.
The probation officer of record indicates the defendant has cooperated with the probation department and that she has made progress with her treatment. With the above in mind, it is believed that the defendant may continue to benefit from formal probation supervision and treatment; state prison is not warranted at this time. Nevertheless, if the defendant is convicted of the present charge, she should not escape punishment for her crime. The defendant needs to understand the consequences of her behavior."


Clearly, she is an extremely troubled young woman, and we do honestly have concerns that she'll ever truly be able to keep herself out of trouble for long.

Hopefully, this latest ruling can serve as the wake-up call she desperately needs to have, and her probation officer can keep enough tabs on her over the course of the next few years and ensure that she doesn't stray too far from the right path.

You've got a long, difficult road to recovery ahead of you, gurl. We seriously hope you're ready to face those demons.

Stay strong. We're thinking of you.

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32 comments to “Lindsay's Probation Report Reveals She Tested POSITIVE For Alcohol In February!”

  1. 1

    She's gonna get over it in a couple of years and come back and be one of the greatest actresses of our time. She really is talented and can get over all this crap.

  2. 2

    This chick won't have a wake-up call until she gets her ass thrown in JAIL for an extended period of time. Obviously - the warnings, community service, ankle bracelets, etc. haven't done shit to modify her behavior. Either she OD's or goes to jail. Those are her next options.

  3. 3

    She needs a wake up call. She looks like she's 40 already.

  4. 4

    Wow, Perez. You just cannot let this stuff alone. I think it is horrible that this report is being peddled all over the internet gossip sites. What a terrible intrusion to have all your medical needs and the brand of Birth Control pills you take plastered all over the place. This is an ugly invasion of privacy, but I guess you feel like Lindsay isn't entitled to even the basic human deceny that everyone shouold have. You don't even care about her. I'm beginning to think you're a monster created and abetted by Paris Hilton. This is disgusting.

  5. 5

    I'm SHOCKED, that with these recommendations, she got off so light. -Terrible. She's being set up for failure… AGAIN. 'Stay strong, [Lindsay]”? -That's her problem; she has no strength when it comes to will-power. She needs to SEEK help for her substance abuse AND kleptomania issues.

  6. 6

    this doesnt sound right? If she broke her probation all the way back in february wouldnt she have went to jail forever ago?! thats what the judge said anyway……this sounds shady

  7. 7

    I feel bad for her. She started off so young, a good actress. Jail isn't the answer-extended rehab-maybe. I hope she gets a grip.

  8. 8

    Re: JulieAndrewsWorshiper – I hope you are right!

  9. 9

    Such crap — throw her behind bars like anyone else would have been. Ridiculous — spoiled, little rich girl wins again….too bad she'll probably end up losing everything due to her severe addiction.

  10. 10

    so sad. i honestly think that jail is her last hope to get better once and for all. she's no different than anyone else and the law should treat her the same way. if she wasn't famous there would be no question whether or not she would be put in jail. its sad. i used to look up to her when i was younger and she's really gone downhill.

  11. 11

    Linds, just die already. Your life is pointless. At least Bin Laden had a goal.

  12. 12

    DUH! Remember that stupid Tea that didn't list it's alcohol content that Lindsay was seen drinking? That is why for the alcohol in February. Anyhoo, Why would a lesbian need birth control?

  13. 13

    She's an ok actress, but I've never seen anything remotely close to greatness in her acting. She needs to fail jail time and extended rehab. She is obviously the type not to take punishment seriously unless she gets severe consequences. But jail alone won't fix this one. She is one hot mess.

  14. @v@ says – reply to this


    Oh, a push for rehab instead of jail again.

  15. 15

    Maybe it's just me, but why can't she drink alcohol? It's not illegal. It's only breaking the law if she drives.

  16. 16

    Re: kappuhcheenoh – Cause she's an alcoholic duh

  17. 17

    She will never learn, especially when her father is paying her legal fees. There is no incentive for her to stop her behavior - she is surrounded by enablers.

  18. 18

    Re: kappuhcheenoh – ummm, because it says right there that her addictions are to blame for her actions. Obviously her addictions are more than drugs.

  19. 19

    Re: tina2055 – The truth!

    So long as she has enablers around her, she will not find any reasons to change as a person.

  20. 20

    Re: starstrukk47 – It's not illegal to be an alcoholic.

  21. 21

    Re: lemonbird – Totally agree dude, that's how these blogs get their jollies, other people's misery. And whatever happened to "let whomever is without sin, cast the first stone." Really irritates me the attitude of "im so much better than lLinds, and I love hanging onto Pizz Hilton's every slum word out of her mouth. KHARMA GOTTA LOVE IT, HEY PEE PEE?

  22. 22

    Re: kappuhcheenoh – It doesn't matter if alcohol is legal or not. Her legal trouble are all revolved around her constant driving under the influence. When she drinks, she's a danger to herself and others. That's why she can't. It's part of her probation.

  23. 23

    Re: meowwwww – I guess I equate forbidding alcohol to a person who over indulges, to what social workers sometimes do to women who have relatively minor issues with their children. They place before these women rules and restrictions that the average person would have trouble adhering to. Then they place the women in jail, OR remove children from a home, when the woman is doing what millions do on a daily basis, but aren't being watched or monitored.

  24. 24

    what a hot mess.. remember when she was cute? back in the parent trap days?

  25. 25

    Re: Nathiestx – Where did you get the idea that she's a lesbian?? You know, bisexuality is a real-term. Despite what the gays say, a person doesn't necessarily have to "pick a team." But to be honest with you, I don't even think she's that- I just think she's a nympho. Really. Although I obviously do not know her personally, I've seen many pictures of her throughout the years all over guys. And like the rest of y'all, I've heard countless reports of where she was seen hanging all over men, and going back to their place. I remember one report in particular that took place in Italy a few years back. I think it said that she was seen making out/laying all over at least 3 different men in one night- AND THERE WERE PICTURES. This was several years ago, but it was still disgusting. In my opinion, I think she's "out of control" in more ways than one. She acts like a 15 year old in the sense that she wants to do EVERYTHING bad, and lots of it.

  26. @v@ says – reply to this


    Lindsay thinks she can party like others her age, but she can't any more; not at all until she's clear of jail, community service, and free of probation. If not, the merry-go-round will never end and will get summarily worse.

  27. 27

    Re: lemonbird – well dina, if lindsey didnt CHOOSE to get into trouble, she wouldnt have to worry about her business being put out there for the world to see. its very simple math, if your a celebrity and you constantly choose to get in trouble then you run the risk of the world getting into your business. it really is very simple.

  28. 28

    None of this will work they can throw her in jail rehab bracelets, house arrests etc… blah blah unless SHE WANTS TO CHANGE it just wont happen we unforunately will see more of this!!. The longer she stays in the spotlight and the hollywood scene I think it will never end.

  29. 29

    My God. No talent, droopy boobs, a rapidly aging face. A shameful, disastrous family. Complete entitlement. Working the system and laughing at everyone. And then she (and her "people") spins it so the masses feel SORRY for her? Sheep. Once again, it's shown that with money, you CAN get away with murder. Or theft. Or DUI.

  30. 30

    Stupid bitch! You had so many opportunities at redemption, but you blew them time and time again. I offer no sympathy!

  31. half says – reply to this


    whats with her duck lips?

  32. 32

    Mario, you are so obviously fuckin fake sometimes. It was just a few short months ago you were calling her "LindSanity LOLhan". Don't think we believe you for a minute when you suddenly became caring and concerned for celebrities just because some gay kid got bullied in a backwoods town somewhere.