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Spry Granny Robs An Expecting Mother On Mother's Day

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Damn! We're surprised this lady didn't just drop her baby right there! She must've been so frightened…of an 80-year-old woman.

No joke - there is a granny on the loose in Fontana, CA, who has already robbed three people at gunpoint!!!

Her first victim was a pregnant woman waiting in the parking lot of a department store on Mother's Day. Preggers thought nothing of the elderly woman when she approached her. She thought the old lady might be lost or "in need of directions." She had no idea the granny was packing heat and when she got close enough to the car, she planned to use that gun to snatch the woman's purse! But then, it happened! Out came the gun, snatch went the purse and once she had it, the granny took off in her Dodge Neon in a blaze of glory and Bengay.

Smooooth operator!!!

She's done this two more times - same scenario, in department store parking lots - but the police still have no leads.

The moral of the story: Don't be trusting people just because they are old and look harmless. Grannies can be real thugs!!!

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14 comments to “Spry Granny Robs An Expecting Mother On Mother's Day”

  1. 1

    In California? I'm shocked. I thought they robbed & pistol whipped people in Boca Raton when they got that age.

  2. 2

    Wow perez you are LATE in the news!!!!!!!! They just arrested the Grannie Bandit today.Are you sure you're from California?

  3. 3

    Why do you automatically assume the old lady is "lost" or "in need of directions." LOL

  4. 4

    Doesn't your Momma drive a Neon?

  5. 5

    rock on granny

  6. 6

    Sorry they arrested her yesterday………

  7. 7

    Moral of the story #2: Check your facts Perez, sheesh. Not only was she already arrested, but she's only 51. She was disguised to look older but it wasn't literally an 80 year old lady out robbing people.

  8. 8

    But this is California. And the problem there is that if shes caught all she will get is 8 days house arrest with Lindsey Lohan!

  9. 9

    She actually got 4 people total 4 days in a row. They caught her the same day she robbed the 4th women in front of a Target parking lot in Fontana.

  10. 10

    "expectant" not "expecting" you mental midget.

  11. 11

    Bad photoshop job.

  12. 12

    Aw shit!

  13. 13

    This is pretty funny, well it's not but it kind of is. What a wild granny!!!

  14. @v@ says – reply to this


    It's the little old lady from Pasadena.